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So my boyfriend and I decide we want to try anal, it's both our first times doing it and have always wanted to. We get lube, he does some fingerp lay and we're all ready.
So I didn't poop on him at all the whole time, his dick came out clean, but we later found a little of poop on the ground that must have shot out of my ass at some point. We are still together, I'm now his fiance.
We laugh about it occasionally. :)
Ah! I love it!!! My friend isn't with the guy anymore but i feel like anyone who wants to go into the ass should know he might get shit on him
So many errors. lay* Found a little pebble* If you can't handle some shit then you shouldn't do anal.
Fun story! Do you still do anal -- or that was a "one and done"? And yes, a nugget can pop out and not even be noticed. I've seen it happen.
My boyfriend and I were doing anal, and I was doing it cowgirl. He came in my ass, and when I tried to raise myself off his dick I did it to fast, and the cum gushed out and it was brown LOL
Didn't really bother either of us, anal can be messy. He still wants to do it in my ass all the time
Great story! He obviously came. But did you?
This is why I don't do butt stuff oh god! ... well that and the fact that my boyfriend and I have no interest in it.
lol... only girl that isn't anonymous.
@Tdieseler :) yep hahahaha
kudos.. to you
Yeah I heard of a girl in highschool she was babysitting and then invited her boyfriend over and she shit on the couch she was getting ass fucked on. You should really go before, use an enema to clean it out until the water runs clear then go for it with lube and a condom. Personally I've always just gone for it and never had this happen.
lol wtf
The rest of the urban legend is -- the parents came home -- and they blamed the shit on the dog. Generally speaking, most shit stories are not true.
I keep wipes in my nightstand for just such occasions. They are extremely rare. It's all just part of anal sex and since I'm an anal addict, I deal.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!No, I have never done anal. If anyone is going to play with the poo hole they have to accept they may get poop on them.
Wow anal was never something I found interesting before, but shit, no pun intended, it definetely isn't now!
yeah the one time i tried anal we had the unwanted appearance of feces. it was the 1st and last time i tried anal... yes we continued dating after taht
Accidents happen, and if you are mature about it, you deal with and continue on like adults. Getting all weirded out only complicates things.
You don't "get pooped on" during anal. But yeah, shit generally happens with anal sex. Use a condom. If your guy got freaked out because there was shit in your ass, he isn't ready for sex of any kind.
I've never had this personally happen to me, but I wouldn't be bothered if it did. It's like going to a steak house and not expect there to be steak. The butt is where poop lives, so don't be surprised if you get a little surprise if you don't "clean house."
where poop lives... ROTFLMAO😂
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It's an unclean and unsanitary place anyway. It's a one way street only.
Anytime I stick my cock in a girls ass gets her shit on it. It washes off. One time while fingering a girlfriends ass I could feel a piece of shit inside of her.
This is why 'preparation' is always key. If you know you're gonna do anal no burritos or tacos please. :v
But lets say it did happen, most likely I'd make a silly joke about it so she doesn't feel bad and go get cleaned up.
That's just how I am XD.
Are you asking this because you did it...
Not me but had a girlfriend do it. she's now in hiding lol and I'm sure more girls have so I wanna hear some stories
I've never done anal, but there are some precautions to take before proceeding
It happens! Anal is so taboo, that's what makes it so exciting, but when it's done... Yaaa.. that towl needs to go into the washing machine, and I need a shower immediately!
Got poop on my finger from anal fingering. Married her
:O Well then...
@Jangirl2001 lol... By the time this happened we were deep in love.. No amount of shit would change that lol
aww.. thats so sweet
I don't do anal. This is why.
I had anal sex with my fiancé. It was OUR first time. Yes, I got shot on my penis. When I pulled out my penis hit the bedspread leaving a poop streak that NEVER came out. I don't think she even knew it was there but I saw it all the time. Whatever, it felt great. I'd do it again... but we didn't end up married and my wife now is too afraid to try.
I’ve done solo butt stuff after wiping and cleaning internally and poop still came out , anal can’t be trusted, it feels great but it’s not sanitary.
When you visit the poo factory, you may get to sample the product
I've done anal countless of times (I prefer anal than vaginal) and that has never happened to me before. So, I am curious why this happend to you? What did you do differently? Was he rough? Were you nervous?
best wishes
Not to me lol a girlfriend
Sounds right. But do you ever get that "false urge" like you have to go -- but nothing really there? Do you slow down and clench off? Or do you just go with it -- maybe even push out to make it more intense?
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