Should I ask my girlfriend to bleach her butthole?

[Anonymous]

I was about to eat her booty like groceries until I spread her asscheeks and discovered that her asshole is dark brown. Its not just her butthole. Like 2 inches around her butthole is also brown so I just ate her pussy instead. Should I get her to bleach it so I can tongue punch her fart box?

[MichelleJustAsking]

I must assume you're joking and never took a biology class. Everyone's butthole and surrounding area is a darker shade than the surrounding skin, because it's a different type of skin. If you ask her to bleach her butthole, I hope she kicks you in the face because that's a selfish request. You need to man up and learn about female satisfaction in the bedroom... which is finding out what SHE wants. Her job is to find out about what YOU want... but that needs to come from her. If she asks you... you can mention that a bleached butthole turns you on, but don't insist or ask her to do it. Instead, encourage her to try it... with other things... so see if you both like it. BUT... she may not even want you to do that anyways. Try being an adult and ask her if she even gets turned on by anal play.

[Asker]

Why do I need to learn about female satisfaction?

[MichelleJustAsking]

Because that is what leads to mind-blowing sex. I mean... why bother putting your face down there, if not to pleasure her in the first place? The more turned on she is, the better sex will be for you. It's a win win. If you just focus on your satisfaction... you might have good enough sex, but it won't be life changing. Life is too short to focus on "meh" sex. If you want "meh" sex, go jack off to some porn and don't bother with the annoyance of a girlfriend.

[Asker]

I said I ate her out.

[Azara]

i think thad burn. try bleaching your balls first. if it doesn't hurt and you're willing to pay for it then guess you can ask. we can't tell you how shell feel about that. however.

[BlueAngel0]

If you don't like her body then she's better off without you. Most women including many white women have darker areas down there and it's perfectly normal.

[Asker]

I like her body.

[samhradh_leannan]

Apparently you don't, because you're asking her to change it.

[Asker]

@samhradh_leannan Fine. I won't ask her.

[GingerGuy]

You're asking a lot from her. Not only may it be difficult for her to do this (most likely will have feelings about it and actually going through with it) but it's not a 1 time thing and it's over. She will have to keep doing this (it requires upkeep and continues treatments). I also believe it is expensive... all so you can lick it? You can talk to her about it and see if she's willing but just letting you know what you are asking of her is no small thing.

[Asker]

I'm not going to ask her.

[samhradh_leannan]

This is the best answer.

[AustinMan]

That depends on the woman. If she's a pleaser, then I guess you can ask her. Are you willing to foot the bill? I get what you're saying but it really depends on just how vain she is.

[samhradh_leannan]

If she wants you to do it, then you have the right to ask her to do the same. But otherwise, I don't think it's an appropriate request.

[snowangle]

If you're the kind of guy who thinks porn stars are what all women should look like, then just give up now.

[Asker]

Porn stars are hot

[ShayanMortazavi1]

And riddled with STDs

[BuchitaBuchys]

There's definitely an asshole that needs to get brighter in y'alls relationship and it's not her butthole. Lol

[burlen]

Just when I thought I have seen or heard all outlandish stuffs. You deserve to be quarantined for the rest of your life.

[Asker]

Damn

[SensualScribe]

You have watched too much porn. Most women do not bleach their assholes. And it is pretty damn superficial of you to ask her to do so. The color of her asshole is not going to change the cleanliness, taste or smell of it anyway.

[anon1116]

I'm pretty sure that bleaching your asshole is very unsafe and probably painful... Just eat her ass and ignore the color.

[BarbaraP]

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[LaxGirl23]

If you get her to bleach her butthole you should bleach your balls. Like just dunk them in real bleach. Do it.

[Alice18]

Haha 😆👍

[electromagnetic]

You know if she bleaches the hair the hair is still there right...
Just blond.

[JonJames]

Voice of experience?

[normalice]

as long as it's clean, it's safe. Don't let the color fool you.

[karahiri]

LOL. just LOL. i love this question so much.

[AndyOh]

Seriously, yours might be nice and pink but a whole lot of peoples are brown, like mine is. Its just a color, not poop stains. And she will probably be insulted. Good luck with it and don't take the reply's so personal; learn from them instead.

[Dulcedulcexoxo]

This isn't porn, it's real life. what do you think your butt while looks like.#pornfriesbraincellsi

[foreverloved14]

That's really gross on how you said that.

[Asker]

How?

[GhostOnToast]

"Tongue punch her fart box"

[Asker]

@GhostOnToast why is that gross?

[Intraluminal]

No. Get used to the chocolate.

[cinderelli]

don't be a dumb ass.. it can damage skin..

[Asker]

Should I just tell her I'm not gonna eat her ass?

[cinderelli]

if darker skin is the only reason you don't want to do it.. then damn you're stupid.. lol.. and she should find a better boyfriend

[TonyRyan]

LOL. Do it, ask her, that will definitely end well for you.

[Asker]

I don't think it will.

[TonyRyan]

D00d, you'll end up here, looking for a girl with a new story to tell us, do it.

[timbergag]

Bleach your eyeballs.

[SexxBunnyy]

There are ways to clean the anus, but not by using bleach. I'm more than certain that could kill a fellow.

Also "fart box" is not a sexy term. XD

[OrdinaryGentleman]

This is the dumbest question of the day award, congrats.
Chat it over with her.