Why does the vagina have to be right next to the girls asshole?

The vagina is like an inch away from her asshole. It's so close it's easy to slip up and accidentally lick her ass when your eating her out. You don't really have to worry about that when sucking dick. Why does something so wonderful have to be next door to a sewer?
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Maybe a woman's ass is actually meant to be penetrated. That's why it's so close to her vagina.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Maybe you should try giving a girl a rimjob before acting all stuck-up about it although you've never actually tried it. It's actually quite fun. And calling girls' anus "sewer" is both immature and disrespectful.

    • How's it disrespectful? It's an asshole. Shit comes out of it so I compared it to a sewer. Why would I want to lick it?

    • In Argentina it is known as a "beso negro" and it is quite expensive from the ricas...

  • You're dating girls with poor personal hygiene if her butthole is like a sewer.

    • The ass is filled with shit just like a sewer.

    • Piss comes out of her urethra which is even closer to her clit. And every month, blood and chunks tor**** from her vagina like the drain in a slaughterhouse.

Most Helpful Girls

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. RIGHT next to a sewer. most men like the sewer buddy. Oh man I got a good laugh

  • i dunno. i'm not sure God thought about cunnilingus when creating vajajays and assholes.

    • lmao

  • Because, two in the pink, one in the stink.

    Seriously, though... what a whiner.

  • Lol ask God not the women. They didn't make their bodies

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  • Dude how drunk were you? I've never accidentally licked ass instead of her pussy. It is close but it's not that close to make that kind of mistake. Its just the way women were created.

  • well her vagina is covered by her labia and her anus has a wink effect. looks completely different!

  • Because you touch yourself at night.

  • I have literally never had this thought in my whole life. Get over it and lick that girls asshole dude

  • Where else should the vagina be? The forehead?

    • That would look effing weird!!! LOL.

  • It's just standard engineering... It's easier to run everything together... like wiring in a car.

  • Sounds like this girl has two assholes!

  • Sir using sewer talk is a little childish, now men’s balls and retracted area from the base of the penis and hair creates an awful sewer smell as well, you really need to find a woman who is hygienic and using PH balance washes in her asshole, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with licking it if it is clean, something tells me you are concerned with the idea and that’s okay, you can find that porn and history has made it very beautiful and taboo as it is a tighter hole with nerve endings that hit a squirting trigger, I suggest you find the right woman to rim and eat the asshole and get a great view of a vagina while doing so

  • Because God loves assholes. God wants you to eat the booty like groceries.

  • You're retarded.

  • Where else would you rather it be?

    • I'd rather her not have one.

    • So you'd rather us become backed up, and have nowhere to dispense the waste that comes from eating food and in turn because we have no way of ridding our bodies of the waste that is shit, we will die. So you would prefer there to be no women then for women to have an anus?

    • @BaileyisDarcy I'd rather her not have to shit. Or have periods. Or fart. Or burp. Or throw up. Or anything gross. Or eat because then I won't have to take her out to eat to have sex.

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  • if you didn't try anal so far then of course you will be wondering and calling it sewer !! )))))

  • your update is fucked

    • Why?

    • because nobodies' ass is "meant" to be penetrated.

    • Obviously it is or it wouldn't be right beside the vagina.

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  • You are suppose to eat the ass you fool
    Everything is where it is for a reason
    Man up and get the baby powder

  • I've no problem licking a girls arse. No part of a woman offends me. I enjoy all of her.

  • So your dick and balls are miles away from your butthole? You don't think a girl has ever been going down on you and wishing it didn't smell like a hobo rubbed his ass on on a rotten egg?

  • That's an anatomic analogy of life, dear friend. Sometimes, you have to get down and dirty to get to the wonderful things in life. And hey, taking a few risks is quite invigorating from time to time. XD

  • So you have easy access to lick them both. Seriously

  • We can tell you've never touched a real pussy before.

  • I like liking both pussy and ass but never got the two mixed up

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