Has anyone ever had sex In a pool?

Question

Did u have problems doing it? 
How was it? 
Did u use a condom? Lube?

redeyemindtricks · Accepted Answer

Dude... no. Srsly, I've done the dirty in just about every imaginable place (except places where only short people fit), and, this is probably last place. Last place out of EVERYTHING, out of thousands and thousands of sexual experiences. It's SO BAD.

Let me count the ways...

• Natural lubrication is close to impossible

• Leverage from yr damn bodyweight is close to impossible (unless you are VERY lean, you will pretty much have to grip the side of the pool the entire time, otherwise you'll be making an unintentional NASA flick)

• Chlorine/bromine overpowers all yr natural smells

• Temperature isn't right, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it

• YOU CAN'T THRUST WITH ANY GODDAMN FORCE AT ALL
(srsly, anyone who says you actually enjoyed this -- do you actually LIKE fucking like 85-year-olds?)
Have you ever tried to slam a door in the winter, when all the other doors and windows are shut? YEP. THAT'S WHAT EVERY SINGLE THRUST IS LIKE. fffffffuuuuuu...

• Last not least, if you actually cum in a public pool, you have just created a biohazard, and they will have to drain the entire pool. Thanks, asshole!

Really, pass on this one. Or don't, and then laugh at how hilariously bad it is, and don't say I didn't warn you.

musicbrain5 · Accepted Answer

I haven't and would never do that. A few reasons: Lube won't work, because it gets washed away by water (and water itself is a shitty lube). I don't want chlorine all up in my business. Water is full of bacteria that can cause infections in sensitive places like the vagina, NO THANKS! Cumming in a pool creates a bio hazard - it's bad enough when I see people wearing bandaids or even bleeding in the water.

Sex in a pool or any body of water is just a stupid and terrible idea.

Jennifer2048 · Accepted Answer

Have only done oral in a pool with him sitting on the edge. Lubrication would be a problem I think. I have done it several times in a hot tub/jacuzzi. Lubrication is kind of a problem there too. Found that if you just sit on his lap with him inside you and not try to go in and out, that makes for a better experience for both.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I did it in a pool once, without lube, and it was okay but not great. I have tried in a hot tub and pool on other occasions but the water immediately removes any natural lubrication and I could never get any penetration. This is one of those things that looks really hot in the movies but pretty much sucks in real life.

oldanddecrepid · Accepted Answer

In the lake, pool, river, hot tub, bath tub, etc., . It is adventurous but the water definitely removes a lot of her own natural wetness/lube. So you have to be sure you're being careful not to hurt her. Normally I would start in the water and then pull her out so she could stay sufficiently wet.

Cmasterson · Answer

No, but I have in a lake and it's kind of awful, there's no lubrication and it's really bad for the vagina.

Hot_Mess_Express · Answer

No, not sex.

Closest I came was when i gave my boyfriend a handjob in a lake.

He went with my family to a cedar lake when we were in highschool. The water was a dark red so from a distance no one (my parents) couldn't see below the surface. My sisters pretend like we were just hanging out so my parents did get suspicious while we played with each other under the water. I wasn't expecting him to cum though!! Lol my sister kept asking if we were gonna get pregnant haha

Paris13 · Answer

Yes. Hmmm... No Comment No... Water was the Lube and Peenie was Too Teeny. Good luck.

phil2 · Answer

I tried sex in a hot tub, did not go well but was memorable

katiesmuff · Answer

Yes in both a pool and hot tub several times. Lube wouldn't work and no we didn't use condoms.

BuchitaBuchys · Answer

No that's immoral behavior.

justbanANNAz · Answer

not yet. ;P

Banimalshmanimal · Answer

Text in water SUCKS. It pretty much voids out any natural or artificial lubricants. I couldn't imagine adding chlorine to the mix...

i1T2daty · Answer

Yeah, it wasn't great. Chlorine destroys the natural wetness an excited woman will have. I've used silicon gel which lasts longer

WestCoastLover97 · Answer

I haven't but honestly would be down to mess around a little in a hot tub.

NJ_Casanova · Answer

Hot tub... ocean.

WhatTheHellAmy · Answer

Has anyone ever?  Yes, many people lol  Me?  Nope, never had the pleasure

Nicu11 · Answer

Did it a bunch of times, didn't use anything. Works well, had no future problems!  Was preeeeeetty awesome. Just had to keep a eye out for people a few times.