My girlfriend farted on my lap and I came?

My girlfriend was sitting on my lap and i was getting pretty hard, then she started rocking ever so slightly and i was getting hornier and hornier. Then she farted and I jizzed myself. Why did it take something disgusting like a fart to make me come?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • It's odd but understandable. Getting really really horny from her giving u a lap dance, then the vibrations from her fart just pushed u over the edge. I can see it happening. I wouldn't worry about it. Do u have an early trigger in other situations or no? And have u 2 discussed what happened?

  • I think there should be a romantic Hallmark card about this. Both of your bodies wanted to share with the other something that was inside it. It's a beautiful thing really.

    Text on card: "Thank you sweetie for sharing what was inside of you. When you farted on my lap I jizzed my pants."

    • thanks for MH Guy opinion!

Most Helpful Girls

  • Lol!!! 😂😂
    ... Gosh we are seeiously more powerful than we think.🤔

    • correction... your bodies are more powerful not you, cuz if you were 70 years old he wouldn't have came XD

    • @altair212 ... *facepalm*

    • lmao

  • Omg LMAO!!!

    Okay sorry, maybe you just started out

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  • Was it a long fart with a lot of vibration?

  • You're gonna need to work on that.

  • Timing? maybe it was the vibrations, LOL

  • Haha... good luck with that xD

  • It was either sheer coincidence or you have some nasty kind of fetish.

    ...
    Or you're trolling

  • I think correlation doesn't imply causation in this particular case.

  • 😂😂😂😂 oh man.

  • That's hawt, brau

  • Omg, this question. -.-

    • It's OK he jizzed his pants. You're just surprised about the farting/jizz correlation, right?

  • Thanks for a good laugh!!!:)

  • This had me dying laughing... lol!

  • Shouldn't it be obvious that she just *coincidentally* farted the moment you came? sheesh.

  • LOL, you need help...

  • Technically your dick farted out white shit on her ass but you don't see her writing a blog about it.

  • LoL !! Maybe coz of the vibration dude xD

  • Ooooooookey dokey!

  • Must have been some fart!

  • Just work on it with masturbation, trying bringing yourself to the eedge and then stop.

    Eventually you will get better control.

  • lololol wtf

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