How can I seduce my sexy MILF next door neighbor?

Question

Ok so I am 18 and I have always had a thing for MILFs and older women in general. My neighbor next door is about 50 Years old but goddammit she is so sexy. Whenever I see her I just get so horny and think about what it would be like to tap that. I have been trying to think of ways that I can seduce her but can't think of any. I should also mention that she's married and I'm pretty good friends with her son if that helps.

MrMuffinMan · Accepted Answer

1.) get a girlfriend and at some point discuss what her lifestyle views on sex are. Look for one that is involved in dangerous activities that push the boundaries of society, not necessarily related to sex. If she is comfortable with that she will also be comfortable exploring group sex ideas. for me this is important because you want the pride of showing off your girlfriend and also someone you can offer the husband in exchange for his wife.

2.) bring up sexual topics with her and her husband there see how she responds. If they seem open minded incorporate this term "LS" into a sentence if you feel really cheeky. (ie. Are you guys involved in the local LS) if they say no what's that they are either not interested or they are actually not into it (you respond oh it's the school learning society, anything that lined up with that acronym LS, ideally google something and find out something else that LS actually stands for) If they say yes JACKPOT!! You just asked them if they swing and they said they'd be willing to do it with you.

3.) discuss it further between them and your girlfriend.

4.) schedule a time to swing and have fun.

Oh at some point you should also kinda make sure your friend is okay with you having sex with his mom. For most people that would be really awkward and could cause a fight.

summiter · Accepted Answer

It is fun to think about it... but why ruin her marriage? Just enjoy jerking off to the thoughts of her getting you off.

sweettckae · Accepted Answer

I say get a life, she has better things to do than rob the cradle. Don't you youngsters have something better to do than look at married women?  Fap to your young aged brats 🙄🙄

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Let's see... She's married. So why don't you respect that and stop?

justbanANNAz · Accepted Answer

lol just shut up please. ur 18 and have no idea what ur getting urself into.

abundantlyrich · Accepted Answer

Stop breaking up someone's marriage... and stop trolling...

AustinMan · Answer

Are you really 18? Your GAG age says under 18.

jimmy4chan · Answer

wait like 10 years till she's dried out and leathery then get her super drunk

stardust101 · Answer

Ohhhh boy lol

AmericanPoet · Answer

just go beat off like you are currently doing and leave that poor woman and her family alone.

BelleGirl21 · Answer

I hear stuff like this and it just reaffirms my thoughts of "never never trust younger guys".

oldanddecrepid · Answer

Have some class and not try to bang some other guys wife. Put the shoe on the other foot, would you like some other guy doing that to your wife someday?

Joc4Position · Answer

Lol bruh. All I'll say is does she ever show signs of interest?

This_is_my_username · Answer

it says your under 18... right there...

Octavius · Answer

You can't. It's not going to happen.

FakeName123 · Answer

Attempting to fuck your friends mother really will help with your friendship. I mean who wouldn't want to be friends with someone who has been inside the same vagina.