I accidentally sent a nude selfie to my dad! How can I blame my dad by saying (I'm this way) because he didn't buy me that pony at age 5?

[PuffyCheeks]

[ksoma]

is your face visible?
if not, just tell him it was a dare from a friend you knew, and ask him what he rates her outta 10.
lol.
if it is visible?
... there is no getting out of the fact that he saw it. tell him you're an adult, and you aren't ashamed of your body or your sexuality, even if you are ashamed that the photo went to him. and then ask him what he rates you out of 10. :-p

[Intraluminal]

Clearly the lack of a pet pony means you never had the opportunity to resolve your penile phobias, and as a resulted in your unconscious need to express your sexuality by demonstrating your sexuality through photorepresentational means.

[Astro1222]

Lol, GET ME A HORSE DADDY... yep that'll work, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, If you get a horse it will be gone in the morning >:)

[Cmasterson]

LOL just say it was on accident, you're 22 years old an adult and can make your own decisions.

[mistixs]

I was cringing internally until I got to the second sentence and now I think you're trolling

[CheerGirl38139]

https://youtu.be/Npkhyeotzog

[OlderAndWiser]

If you do not take responsibility for your actions, he may feel that his failures as a parent have led to you continuing to be immature.

[mooky06]

How awkwardly troll like if you 😱

[Red_Arrow]

How did he rate it?

[CheerGirl38139]

https://youtu.be/gIDBnt5fAE8

[godfatherfan]

wow, that is embarrassing. honestly all you can do is never ever speak of it again. also, this is the reason you never ever show your face in nude pics.

[NJ_Casanova]

LMFAO... You could have said.."you and mom did goooood ;-P"

[Frost_Byt3]

By accident?

Did you have two "daddy"s in you're phone :P

[Lynx122]

Yes there's clearly a direct correlation between ponies and nude selfies I did a study on that :P

[jdfarmer]

I think you just say you was just HORSEN around!!! giddy up!

[This_is_my_username]

Hahhahahahaha,

[Octavius]

"It'd be even more awkward if you thought I sent this to you not by accident..."

[NYkid27]

I think the best thing you can do is apologize and forward me the picture to me lol

[desidoll]

Pervert! XD

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahahaha

[theCatcherintheRye]

Trololo lololo lololo lo...

[Waffles731]

Thats fucked up

[ThisAndThat]

Did you hit the CC option in your email? Because if you did you probably want to check with his coworkers too.

[Maxemeister]

Buy him a pony now and see how he likes it

[IceEverest]

What a troll

[ShayanMortazavi1]

Well good luck with that

[lonelyoldboy]

Hahaha

[Mybeachlife88]

What did he say? Haha