How do I have sex on a top bunk of a bunk bed? Is it possible?

[Anonymous]

My college roommate won't let me fuck my girlfriend on the bottom bunk (where he sleeps)

[AustinMan]

You both climb up there, test the bed to make sure it's really stable and go to it. Be careful no one falls out.

[VirginiaBeachBum]

If you must do it, add more slats.

[Asker]

Slats?

[VirginiaBeachBum]

Yes, the pieces of wood or metal which hold the box spring and mattress up. You don't want all that extra weight and motion causing your bed to come crashing down onto your roommate's bed.

[Joc4Position]

LMAO!!!

[TheHooptyMiata]

@Joc4Position Imagine the incident report... 'Patient was crushed to death by the force of the roommate smashing his girlfriend on the top bunk'

[BellePepper]

You don't. Don't be THAT roommate. :/

[Asker]

What?

[BellePepper]

Do not have sex in your roommates bed. Do not be the guy that tries to have sex on the top bunk. Find an alternative.

[NJ_Casanova]

Just push her ass up there, LOL and hope it breaks and lands on his inconsiderate ass, LOL

[Joc4Position]

This question is hilarious. I'd do it anyway without adding anything. Just to be a douche. Hoping the bed breaks 😂

[TheHooptyMiata]

Sure it is. You give your roommate $50 and tell him to go see a movie or get blazed in his car or something.

[redeyemindtricks]

Or you could just throw the mattress on the damn floor. Sorry to squat in yr opinion space, but, y'know, "closed question" and all.

[chrisbigman]

It's hard to say. It depends on if the bed can support both you and the woman. I'd strongly discourage it though.