My penis grew overnight, what should I do?

vishna Master

Serious responses only!!!

Love your penis

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Gross!

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Give some to me!

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DanteSparda Guru
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Now you can dance to this

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Here are some essential steps

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- vishna
  +1 y
  I loved putting my dick in a box!
OrdinaryGentleman Guru
+1 y
Congrats now you are a part of the patriarchy... I can't believe you just used me!
>___<
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- vishna
  +1 y
  Lol, I'm a big daddy now I guess.
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  nah still a sloot
- vishna
  +1 y
  a sloot daddy
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- vishna
  +1 y
  I love a good kitteh pile
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  You haven't even had one yet woolyman
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Danke woman:)
- vishna
  +1 y
  bitte schon
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Congrats:) you are officially my cousin, :P she lived in germany for a few years and i always thanks hers dats ways
- vishna
  +1 y
  We've always been cousin, your cousin Earl is my cousin Earl
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Lol he's got a puddy mouth
- vishna
  +1 y
  XDstop
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Ahhhh you see you are from the south so you got that reference ;P Purrdy*
- vishna
  +1 y
  You're nasty mister, my uncle Earl never came near me with his mouth unless he was tellin me from da good book
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  You mean he never kissed you during sex D:< Uncle Earl!
- vishna
  +1 y
  Shut up XD that's gross stop, my brain is mushy from justthinking about it
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Just like your panties when uncle eral nibbled on your ear ;D
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Incest is ok, you have a free pass being from SC, just let it happen:)
- vishna
  +1 y
  STOP XD speaking of incest, I'm reading GoT again!
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Hmm... you know... if you had a brother like jamie...
- vishna
  +1 y
  If only!
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  mhmm

Most Helpful Girl

heywat Yoda
+1 y
I mean love yourself the way you are, you're stuck with you the rest of your life
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prettylittlemynx Xper 6
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With great power comes great responce
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Red_Arrow Master
+1 y
I wished it off of you. You should be good now!
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Mustachekitteh Editor
+1 y
Don't worry they took it away from you now. :D
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SarahsSummer Master
+1 y
Convert your profile to male...
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JuicyBrain Yoda
+1 y
Be careful with the balls or you will discover a very uncomfortable new kind of pain ! Lol
Otherwise, just play with it, you'll see it's all it wants.
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Josht11 Xper 7
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Keep calm I have a feeling it will have vanished by tommorow just play the waiting game I am also in a similar situation with tits and a randomly appearing vagina outta nowhere.
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- vishna
  +1 y
  Thanks lady.
- Josht11
  +1 y
  No problem, Sir.
meatballs21 Master
+1 y
Don't get it circumcised!
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CasaNorba Guru
+1 y
what did you do? share your secret!
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- vishna
  +1 y
  It was an awful burden to bare and a great privilege, but eventually my penis disappeared. I think it will return next year.
jacquesvol Master
+1 y
Sing the American hymn

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genericname85 Master
+1 y
it´s called an "erection". good for you. why do you need to inform people on a website about it?
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- vishna
  +1 y
  I'm not aroused. No need to be so vulgar, miss.
- genericname85
  +1 y
  where was i "vulgar" ? xD
COCOCHANEL Master
+1 y
give it some love
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orphan Guru
+1 y
aren't you a chick
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- vishna
  +1 y
  No, ma'am.
- orphan
  +1 y
  how much u packin
- vishna
  +1 y
  I got a hefty load.
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- orphan
  +1 y
  lol gross
carinerose Yoda
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#FreeTheDick
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Anonymous
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April Fools
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- vishna
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  You're not a real man!