She said that she has a nice "gap"... WTF is a gap? Seriously... I have my suspicions, but they would mostly be an artifact of the image and the stretching of the clothing, if I'm not totally clueless... maybe I am though! I'm assuming one's "gap" is the empty triangle between her thighs and twat, no? Yes in the stretching Ms. Cyrus' one-piece DOES make for a "gap" that a tanker could drive through, but she's doing that! How is that a good thing? Whatever! She [my friend] is apparently horry for Miley! She wants her... She's lusting for her right now! HAHAHA!
OK.. Dumb-Ass here just got it! But he also just "GOT IT", so He's not complaining! (PS I think your image actually got "HER" off, so I owe U 1, it seems!!) So, yup, some chicks DO dig M. S. or whatever...
She looks better with short hair.
@Joc4Position I don't mind looking at her with long hair, myself. And she seems less like she's forcing herself to appear raunchy in the three pics above! Nothing worse (to me) that someone that seems to be acting sexual in a forced, fake way, and that's most of what I find to be a turn-off about her. I like to see someone that appears "real" and "human" if you follow my cryptic writing abilities! But that's just me!
@smell-my-fingers Yeah see I think that's why people aren't attracted to her now. Because they don't like her antics. I ain't saying I love her personality or antics. I don't know her, and you don't either.
I love your analysis! What about if someone put a gun to your head and said masturbate to M. C.'s photo! Would you then "ever" do so! LOL... Yes, I'm kidding... but what if?Hmmm... "won't ever"?
@smell-my-fingers Hahaha you're kidding yet still want an answer?😂😂. Well, I'm not stupid to die over "not masturbating"... But I'd probably convince them to do it first cause I refuse to believe anyone is aroused by a 9 year old body of a boy, unless they are pedophiles do some sort... ... And if I really must... I'd really need to be provided with some type of stimulation motivation at the very least... And on another note, why in the world would anyone do that? I mean how can someone put themselves in such a weirdo situation.., 😩😨
@Errhh - Sorry, I don't know what 9yr old bodies look like! I don't do the "scan-down-and-up" thing that I would do with most adult woman I encounter! LOL!As to the crazy, weirdo, creepy, hypothetical question I asked you, I just like messing with people, and seeing what type of a reaction I can get out of them! Sometimes I'm in the mood to torment them endlessly! But you gave such a detailed answer, that that little thing deep, deep, deep, DEEP down inside of me, which I've heard referred to as "empathy", muttered something about cutting "this one" (i. e. you) some slack! :) I thought I'd listen to it, just for a change of pace! ;)Thanks again for the reply!
@smell-my-fingers Well, that's what a 9 year old boy looks like. Yw.!!
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LOL! Once... REALLY! Hopefully not to that animated GIF image! What is she doing there anyway, winking and licking something off of her face! She's definitely a hot multi-tasker!
@smell-my-fingersI've said enough lol
LMAO! Excellent answer!
Would you REALLY? SERIOUSLY? Or hopefully you are kidding as I usually am! Because if you are serious, I can't imagine anything that I would rather not masturbate to with a 'rusty screwdriver' hanging over my proverbial balls! LOL! I would rather beat-off to my mother than what you suggest! And that makes me puke in my mouth! I'm actually quite normal and sane, too! Just prefer an what either of us consider an "ugly" chick to rusty screwdriver castration! Geez bro!
Yu...(what do I mean by that... hmmm... Well I guess it sucks to read ambiguous posts, huh?)
I do! (Well since several hours ago!) How dare you, sir... How dare you! (I'm clearly kidding! Beat-off to whom ever you like - and I won't tell Mama! So our beat-off "standards" are locked in 'the box'! Kewl, right?)
Well your first sentence is kosher! Then you're second is debatable, but I would agree! Finally your third is just pure salt-free hash! I do admit that thinking of any vulgear or vacuous skank is guaranteed to, not only give me an boner, butt often seals the deal! So YOU, my friend, are out of line! :)
Wink, Wink, Nod, Nod!
Except for the fact that she has female parts... I assume! Right?
@smell-my-fingers It seems to look that way... I think she's into some crappy music, but I can't name one song from her. She's not attractive though.
@AhGojira - "Seems"... LMAO! I love that part! Thanks for the laugh!I've heard at least one of her songs that I actually was told was her by someone else, but I'm exactly like you - I couldn't name a song by her in exchange for my life if I had to! Couldn't even remember a tune/melody that I could say IS HERS (well, legally, but actually created by the people that are paid to make songs for her, since she's a vocalist, not a music-composer!
Fair enough. Try considering it... now what? :)
@smell-my-fingers - Ewww! Her body is appealing, but there ar many better out there, and the personality that goes with the body sucks.
@Red_Arrow Amen! That an excellent example of a point that we DO see exactly eye-to-eye on! :)
@ShayanMortazavi1 That's the point!
@ShayanMortazavi1 bruh, she used to be hot as hell... used to
@Other_Tommy_Wiseau So long she shave her damn arm pits. That shit's gross. Outside of that though she's still attractive. Not hot. She's never been hot to me. In any case I have masturbated to her, so...
You're going to flick your bean to her?
@Joc4Position flick my bean lol that s new :Pyea I find her attractive
Oh okay. XD. At least I'm not the only one who thinks so.
@Joc4Position she s really pretty I dunno why a lot are hatin' lol
I don't either. I guess because of her antics. I'm not saying I like her as a person. I really don't know her and neither do the rest of those guys. I'm just saying she's attractive you know?
@Joc4Position exactlymy thoughts exactly :p
I assume (*like) was missing from your post... and I would agree that she is not particularly hot for me, but some people do like her blonde raunchy image (s) and the videos that are readily available through any search engines of her animated body in so many crazy positions, revealing dis' and dat'! She's not all that in my opinion, but when someone is hot for her, it's a 'sight for soar eyes!' I swear to God!
Neither do I, but but I believe the question was do you masturbate to her image! We will necessarily assume "YES!" unless you correct this implication! :)
@smell-my-fingers I haven't and I probably never will.
So you "... probably never will." Probably! That IS a very interesting choice of words, you must admit! So what you're saying is that there IS a chance, however small! Hmm! Feel like you need to just keep the possibility open, just in case? Interesting!
@smell-my-fingers Miley is trying too hard to be "edgy and sexy". It's not attractive. She's beautiful but all of that is just a turn off.
Yet... But time marches on!
We need numbers, sir!
@smell-my-fingers Too many times to count
touché, my friend,... I had some raunchy sex in front of a huge sHD screen, with her admiring the above image! I guess that says noting good of me at all! LOL! But, that's almost like beating off, since I think of the chick, whom I call "HER", as being a sucker for my cock!! LMAO! The wording fits quite nicely, I just realized, no? But lucky me she is (seriously) "chick-snoring" at the moment! A sight for sore eyes! LOL! I would give a video if I thought it was truly anonymous! But I can't see that as being realistically plausible!
Couldn't have said it any better.
Too bad you posted anonymously, or else I might have liked your post, bro! Oh well, you live, you learn!
@smell-my-fingers not really something I'm proud to admit that I like jacking it to Miley Cyrus
Ahhh... Man up!