Girls do you 'take care' of your man while he's suffering from morning wood?

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Girls do you 'take care' of your man while he's suffering from morning wood?

He might need some 'assistance' ;) 😉😉😉

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chintita Yoda
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warning: get prior consent first

you wake up early and make him some eggs, you should know how your man likes his eggs. for mines, he liked it scrambled with cheese melted on it and ketchup. what you do is you wake him up by deep throating him to the base, yep you heard me, take the whole dick. he might try to stiff arm you merely because he's surprised but keep it in there. give him the best surprise bj of his life, give maximum effort and enthusiasm. afterwards, while he's exhausted from orgasming, present to him the delicious eggs you made him exactly the way he likes.
last time i did this, my guy was falling over himself with gratitude and wonder. it's a surefire way to get that ring early on hahaha :D
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- 3gmoney3
  +1 y
  That is disgusting! Ketchup on eggs?
- chintita
  +1 y
  @3gmoney3 i thought that too but everyone has their taste :D
- 3gmoney3
  +1 y
  I like to think I have a pretty open mind, but damn, that's just not natural :).
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- chintita
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  thanks for mho :D
ShaunaM95 Guru
+1 y
Of course I do lol, it would be hella awkward if he just started getting off beside me on his own when I'm right there lol.
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- KatherineJ
  +1 y
  My thoughts exactly
- Cold_Corner
  +1 y
  @KatherineJ I like how you ladies think lol
PizzaPrincess Xper 7
+1 y
Why not..

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- MondaysAngel
  +1 y
  God this is win. LOL
- EmpatheticLady
  +1 y
  On-point with the gifs always. XD
- PizzaPrincess
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  @MondaysAngel haha thanks. @empatheticlady i try. :'D
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- HeWhoPonders
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  ... I'm never... EVER... letting you near my dick.
- Toad-1
  +1 y
  @HeWhoPonders You could interpret the gif as foing that to her 'kitty' 😈
- PizzaPrincess
  +1 y
  @HeWhoPonders you say that like id want to even be anywhere near your dick lmfao
- MondaysAngel
  +1 y
  @HeWhoPonders XD hahaha
- HeWhoPonders
  +1 y
  So we understand each other here? Good.

Most Helpful Guys

AleDeEurope Master
+1 y
I'd help my girlfriend with her morning flood, it'd be awesome if she helped with my wood :P
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- AleDeEurope
  +1 y
  Thanks for the MHO
iFarted Guru
+1 y
If she doesn't chop my morning wood ill chop it myself!
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- soulbabe
  +1 y
  lol good for u

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What Girls & Guys Said

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SammyGurl Guru
+1 y
Sure I'd love to help the swelling go down, besides what makes you think girls don't wake up with a little morning wood of our own!! = }
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samhradh_leannan Editor
+1 y
If there's time, and he's interested, sure.
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EmpatheticLady Master
+1 y
I would. I most definitely would.
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Curiousness23 Xper 6
+1 y
omfg i would looooooove to do that ! ugh i just need a man ouin ahah
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Mustachekitteh Editor
+1 y
Haven't had the chance to do that yet, though I would happy to fix it. ^^
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Mesonfielde Master
+1 y
When that happens I just have to go pee.
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CHARismatic110 Editor
+1 y
Single. But I wouldn't be opposed to it if I were involved.
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Grace_Rdz Yoda
+1 y
I certainly would
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This_is_my_username Guru
+1 y
Ya of course!
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- Toad-1
  +1 y
  Good >;)
- This_is_my_username
  +1 y
  ;) :P
- Toad-1
  +1 y
  It can be such a pain that only she could relieve me of ;)
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- This_is_my_username
  +1 y
  Ya of course! I mean who wants to walk around with blue Balls :P
- Toad-1
  +1 y
  You know the cure ;)
idkwtftoputhere Yoda
+1 y
nah fuck dat
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Thunderstorms Xper 6
+1 y
Of course I will.
My man's wood, my responsibility.
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- Cold_Corner
  +1 y
  Lol really
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Wait wait wait wait is it really you? ... mom?
- Thunderstorms
  +1 y
  @OrdinaryGentleman Lmao. I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER!
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- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  Out of all the questions to comment xD lmaoo sure sure
rgb008 Master
+1 y
Lol I love when he has morning wood.
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mistysfun Xper 5
+1 y
I make sure he never evrrrrr suffers :)
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jacquesvol Master
+1 y
Suffering?
Really?
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KatherineJ Editor
+1 y
Well of course!
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ConsultantIsBack Editor
+1 y
Gotta buy me dinner first omg
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Humping_Tornadoes Explorer
+1 y
They must take care of our suffering 😣
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- soulbabe
  +1 y
  not u just my boyfriend
- Humping_Tornadoes
  +1 y
  @soulbabe lol good for you 😒😂
- soulbabe
  +1 y
  y did u say good for u
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- zorro8888
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  Lol! Did she think you were offering? So random :D
- soulbabe
  +1 y
  @zorro8888 what?
- Humping_Tornadoes
  +1 y
  @zorro8888 Stuff fly over some people's heads, you know.
- soulbabe
  +1 y
  it did not go over my head i new what he said
Becky01 Yoda
+1 y
my husband dosen't like to be touched
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- Cold_Corner
  +1 y
  What's his problem?
- Cold_Corner
  +1 y
  He's crazy
OrdinaryGentleman Guru
+1 y
I always do <3 @polocrew
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- Polocrew
  +1 y
  A1 heads right here
- OrdinaryGentleman
  +1 y
  @Polocrew Cheaaaa
Jessicocoa Guru
+1 y
Sure, I don't see why not.
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