Usually a towl, tissues or my clothes before I take them off and put them in the hamper. Other times the sink or tub. I can't speak for the other guys but I usually jerk off at my house, in bed or on the couch, I've also jerker off at my gf's house, in the car, and at a porn booth.
I put it into a small vial and have it sent to space. This way, if a race of aliens ever find it and build an army from my DNA to attack earth, the army will detect me as being one of their own and will spare my life ! So long suckers !
This is genious.
bottle it and sell that shit :P lmfao
you would say such a thing ;)
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@Red_Arrow bahhahah I can't make money of that stuff dude!!! :P and why moi?
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I fetch it with my partner.
I do it in the shower or onto a mirror. Both are easy to clean.
I squirt into my previous day's worn underwear. The underwear then goes into the laundry bag.
If I'm not doing it in the shower I have a washcloth ready before I even start. And if you keep some or all of your clothes on there's a chance you'll get cum on them. And also, depending on how strong the ejaculation is, the cum can shoot pretty far upward (towards your head). So yeah, there's a mess to clean up, and even after you wipe it up there will be a little bit left that dries and feels kind of sticky.
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Depends, I usually stand by the tub and shoot into it. It washes away when I shower but I've done on a towel on my belly, bare belly then wipe it off with rag, into sock, onto the floor
I save it in a bottle in the freezer, once I have about a liter I warm it up and get a woman to drink it.
Lol, jk, usually do it into a tissue or maybe in the shower.
We just wash it off in the toilet lol, and usually on the toilet seat or in our rooms behind a locked door.
Starch the curtains.
Sometimes I swallow it
Sell it for millions of dollars
I eat it.
My boy cums in his hand then eats it for me and sends me a picture. :P
I have videos if u wanna see lmk
Normally tissue, if I'm home alone I might go to the toilet
I've done it in tissues, shower and on clothes. Whatever works you know? :)
tissue or shower... whatever works best
Tissue works really good
I usually just cum all over my bed….. that’s it
I either do it in the shower so it just goes down the drain, or on the couch with my gf's panties. I then wipe the bulk of it off with toilet paper and flush it, and then I rinse them in the sink so they are clean
We have a jug aka (jizjug, cumpot,) in which we collect it and once a year at the winter solstice we drink it so the next seasons harvest will be bountiful.
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