The guy I'm dating wants to eat my shit, concerning or complimenting?

So I talk to this guy, he is gorgeous... no seriously, he looks like the kind of guy you'll post as your wallpaper. He is really sexually, has participated in such things as orgies, wants to have a three sum and what not.. I'm pretty open minded so I'm down for the threesome.. BUT recently i discovered he is into coprophagy (the eating of feces). Turns out he wants to eat my shit, he wants me to shit in his mouth.. he wants to lick my asshole with shit on it LOL.. he asked me for a video of me taking a shit. This kind of stuff REALLY turns him on. Um? I honestly do not know how to feel about this. I feel like damn, how often does another guy wanna eat your shit? I'll take it as a compliment! But then I'm like this guy has some serious mental issues, right? Life is crazy.
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  • The hell? Is he missing some important vitamins or something? I'm concerned concerned maybe an understatement I'm scared. That's how stuff like syphilis and pink eye happens and disease spreads. So gross.

  • Let's just say if a boyfriend ever told me that, this would be my reaction:
    ''Brb''
    .. running to the nearest bathroom and not coming back
    img1.wikia.nocookie.net/.../...m_Going_To_Puke.jpg

  • I take it he finds e. coli to be arousing as well? I can't imagine this not leading him a few hospital visits or infections at least.

    Just when you think you've seen it all...

  • excuse my language but What in the fucking Fuck @Joc4Position did you see this?

    #OP you know that is unhealthy right. That''s disgusting I'm logging off now.

    • LOL that is gross, but I wouldn't be surprised. People are into some crazy stuff. That's very unhealthy. There's no way in hell you won't get sick from doing that.

    • @Joc4Position That's what i said! there is a reason why they made a damn toilet!!! -.-

    • And I'm open to different stuff like threesomes, bondage (though not me being tied up), etc. but THIS? 💩 😷

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  • Sounds like a load of shit to me and not a yummy load either.

    • Funny! 😂

    • @Poppykate It's my specialty. It's not such a shitty job either.

    • these puns are so funny

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  • OMG How gross he sounds like like a right pervy if you ask me

  • Nah there is noooo way i can do this like... no... no... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo omg nooooo i try to be super open minded but this... no hahahaaha

    • How about -- just a blumkin? You sit and poop, while he stands in front of you. You suck him off as you go. When you get good, you save your biggest push for when he orgasms in your mouth. It is like he shot right through you. That should satisfy him -- and you never touch the poop. It goes down the drain like normal. Hey, life is about compromise. You might have to let him wipe too, but would that be so bad? One less chore for you...

  • Yeah, that's pretty normal.

  • And the award for the 'person with the most gross question' goes to... 🏆

  • Yes he has mental issues. Yes he probably also has STD's. He will definitely catch some faeces-related illness from eating shit.

  • Well, there someone for everyone...

    I hope this is a joke. If it's not, just run. It not worth it.

  • Life isn't crazy but that guy is. Dump him pardon the pun

  • Go for it.

    But as a joke, drink a bucket of coffee beforehand.

    • LOL YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? hE WOULD LOVE THAT!!! he said he wants me the shit in his mouth to be A LOT

    • This just wrong...

    • lmaoooo I'm dying, shit like this only happens to me i swear

  • Well, if that isn't what love is, then I don't know what is ;)

    • haha!! agreed

  • That is disgusting... what is this world coming to. He needs some help.

  • I am an open minded guy. But if I had a girlfriend wanting to eat my shit, I would never want to kiss her again... if you catch my drift.
    So... NOO!!!

  • *contemplating leaving the site*

    • Lmfao! Agreed

    • Like seriously, these fetishes make my sex seem like I'm the most Amish, uptight, nun ever! These people are freaks up yo Haha

    • @BuchitaBuchys lmao dude wtf did I just read

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  • run when you still have the chance, it's just the beginning ! god knows what will come up next !

  • You should run...

    • Yup, my therapist said the same thing!

  • He's bat crazy.

  • Disconcerting, scat play is disgusting

  • In what world is requesting to eat someone's 💩 a compliment? 😳

  • Find another boyfriend. No matter how hot he is a guy who likes eating shit has some serious mental problems. Not to mention how dangerous and all the diseases you could get.

  • Deal breaker for me...
    It's completely out of everything that i will ever do...

    Are you open to that? Go girl, if it's your think...

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