What are the best reactions to a big dick?

Question

Has anybody ever given a witty or funny reaction when seeing a big dick? Or guys, what's the best reaction you ever received? This could be funny!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I had very few girlfriends act like they noticed anything which is a bit strange considering. Only one said something like she liked a nice big dick. One said she'd been with a guy who was "even bigger" even though I hadn't brought up the subject of size. She seemed to be concerned that I not think too much of myself.

With one girlfriend I had to stop after about 45 minutes because i was getting sore, not so much from the lack of lubrication as just the pressure. It was the first time we had sex and I felt I had to explain since I hadn't had an orgasm (she'd had three, one from oral and two during penetration) so I mentioned how I was unusually thick (she said in a bouncy over-cheerful tone of voice "i noticed that!") but when I had her grip the base (she couldn't get her hand even close to all the way around) and showed her it was the same girth as the middle of her forearm (and she didn't have skinny arms) she seemed genuinely surprised just how big it was. I think women have a difficult time estimating size and tend to go more by proportion so a relatively thin penis looks bigger than a thick one the same length.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

After a session with my girlfriend we were in the kitchen, she walks up to me, puts the beer bottle next to my d and says "yep thought so" and walked off.

Hannahcakes · Accepted Answer

Ok this may sound straight out of a porn but i was on my knees in front of him and pulled it out of his pants. It was HUGE!! I swear I could hardly get my hand around it. It was super hot too. Like temperature wise. He laid it on my face and it went from my chin to my forehead. I was in awe. I never got it in me because I was too scared but I did give him a hand job and let him finish in my mouth.

Krissyb90 · Accepted Answer

This happened to one of my gfs and she literally yelled for me to come look at it.. i come running thinking something is wrong and BAM lol.. ill never forget it

thewanderingme · Accepted Answer

he pulls his pants down. she sees his big wiener and jumps up and down and says "YAAAAY!" ;)

prettylittlemynx · Answer

Lucky bastard. Hopefully I can suck it better than he can

RexCatholicissimus · Answer

I personally love asking questions about other men's penises.

JoeCensored · Answer

I've gotten a few "oh fuck" responses

kittykatbrat · Answer

I have said "Wow, that thing is scary"

DannyF · Answer

I've had quite a few girls say that im so big. And 4 of them have told me its the biggest they have ever seen or felt. But i am 6.5 inches.. i think thats pretty average and not that big..