Are one night stands usually quickies or long sex sessions?

[Anonymous]

Are one night stands usually quickies or long sex sessions?

[redeyemindtricks]

My last one-night stand has lasted over 16 years... and counting.
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In all seriousness, I've always been good at sniffing out sexual chemistry, so, the one-night stands I've had have always gone on and on andonandonandon... Even on those occasions when the guy "nutted quickly" (as jesshkah put it), round 2 always happened, and sometimes more. Doesn't even have to be a refractory period, if you got the right kind of #girlgame.

It helps that I've NEVER been drunk -- and I've never had sex with anyone who was, either.
I imagine a lot of the unintentional "quickies" without a second round were the tragic result of alcohol.
Don't get drunk, kiddies. Ever. Nothing good EVER comes of getting drunk. You get fat, you get sick, you have shit sex, and you make poor life decisions. #partysober

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

This girl is so annoying... She talks way too much and too loudly...

[redeyemindtricks]

@ILikeToTalkToPeople Patrick, check yourself.

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

How does she know my name? I don't need to check myself. I know more than you do. Years and life experience are different things.

[ConsultantIsBack]

You're so goals red eyes

[redeyemindtricks]

@ILikeToTalkToPeople You don't need to check yourself? You sure bout that, Mr. Macchione?

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

Oh no... You're adding to my Google search list by typing that. No, I don't think I do. I can't think of any reason why I would. I'm not too attached to that name, anyway.

[redeyemindtricks]

For anyone reading this conversation thread...
jezebel.com/.../man-will-serve-2-years-after-horrific-cyber-stalking-of-classmate
^^ This is yr boy right here.

I recognize people's writing.
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@xhoneyxbeex Note -- dude has admitted that he is, indeed, who I thought he was. Probably not someone we'd like to continue using the site.

@consultantisback lmaoo I do try

[Waffles731]

Not going to lie, Holy shit that was impressive, you just basically outed this guy based on his writing

[Asker]

@Waffles731 Blocking him, was acting like a dick anyway

[redeyemindtricks]

@Waffles731 ahaaaa thanks
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I didn't block anyone -- if he wants to post, he can still post.

[redeyemindtricks]

@empatheticlady @musicbrain5 FYI I hate being right all the time, with these hunches of mine
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[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

Yes you did block me

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

Oh never mind.. Well I don't care what you think about that. It was a long time ago and obviously was a result of drug (LSD) use and undiagnosed mental illness as opposed to malice. I'm sure you've done stupid things too... Just not as public.

[redeyemindtricks]

@ILikeToTalkToPeople Don't yr probation terms stipulate that you can't use the internet for 15 years?

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

I'm not on probation

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

You're no hero here... I don't care what you think of something I did when I was 22... I'm almost 30 now...

[redeyemindtricks]

@ILikeToTalkToPeople
"He’s been sentenced to four years (the prosecution sought 15 years) and will be out in two years because he’s already served two years. He will, however, be on probation for 15 years after that. Under the terms of his probation, he will not be allowed to use the internet, and must seek mental health care, including involuntary injections."

https://starcasm.net/archives/140191

So that's libel? False reporting?

[ILikeToTalkToPeople]

It's really none of your business is it... But I suppose I'll waste my breath to tell you that one of the charges was dropped... You're "always right,"aren't you?

[Asker]

@ILikeToTalkToPeople I might just contact the police to confirm that.

[redeyemindtricks]

@asker FYI There's another article here that says his probation was completed last year:
www.clickorlando.com/.../convicted-cyberstalker-ucf-coed-was-never-in-danger_20151107094140454

If you are used to reading legal cases, this is where they remanded/overturned one of the original convictions/sentences:
caselaw.findlaw.com/.../1646687.html

Still... yeah, he is not an asset to this community.

[jesshkah]

Depends on whatever you're going for lol. If you nut quickly it's a quicky. If you make it last, it'll be longer.

[brianna_b]

Usually quickies since most guys have no clue how to fuck.

[Oram52]

In all seriousness how would you have them fuck Lol

[brianna_b]

@Oram52 Well, thoughtfully, passionately, givingly, with skill and reciprocation.

[summiter]

It can depend on how well you connect with each other. I like to go for rounds two or three and enjoy getting to know the girl even if it is for one night ( I have not had a lot of these btw) I figure if I am lucky enough to get them to bed with me I want to have some fun, not just go for a quick orgasm when I can have two or more orgasms if you know what I mean. Your thoughts?

[Deconstruction]

I was always incapable of having quickies. I just prefer to really get into someone (well, literally too haha) while having sex with them. Probably different for other people.

[OlderAndWiser]

Depends on how much you feel the chemistry!

[TazWax]

It depends, I've had one nights stands that are quickies and ones that have been all night.

[oldanddecrepid]

A little of both! It can be a quickie on the way back to your place and a long night of trying out every room in the house!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

How was prison bae?

[Asker]

If you are looking for the convicted cyber stalker who claims to have had his sentence overturned, that is not me.

[BryanMoore]

In my experience, they're longer, like you don't know if you'll see them again, so why not make the most of it?

[Melcart23]

I have no idea. I don't get involved in that disgusting shit.

[stonerboner]

It definitely depends. I'm just not the quickie kinda person. I would rather jack-off than have a quickie.

[ILikeToParty]

i can't cum that fast usually takes me a half an hour to an hour
last couple of one night stands for me last about that long

[Asker]

Wow lol, you have good control I doubt I could last that long. Also - do you like to party?

[ILikeToParty]

Yeah men can do Kegel exercises to improve their organs and ejaculation control. And I like to party but don't Iove to party lol

[DeepDiver]

Get off and be gone.

[Anonymous]

It all depends on stamina lol! When I finish round one, I'll go down on her till I get hard again so I can go to round 2

[Anonymous]

I suspect most one night stands are mistakes. But I have no proof of that.