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Why are Mormon Girls so Sexy?

A bit of an odd question, but I watch a lot of "Escaping Polygamy" and college volleyball on that BYU channel and I am absolutely blown away by how sexy Mormon women are. Utah may have the most beautiful, amazingly sexy women in this whole damn country.
Why are Mormon Girls so Sexy?
Just look at Shanell from "Escaping Polygamy." I mean really, those teddy bear eyes on that ridiculously cute baby face. And she is barely average by Mormon standards. It is like every Mormon woman I meet is blonde with blue eyes, a thin petite figure, and cute facial structure. They are much more attractive than the "diverse" and/or overweight hipster feminist types who characterize the women where I live. I mean just look at them.
Why are Mormon Girls so Sexy?
The average Mormon girl from Utah is equivalent to a really popular girl in the rest of the nation. What the hell are they doing over there that is producing such beautiful women? And why the hell aren't we doing it? Out of all the religions, they may have the most attractive women. Make no mistake, they're non-Christian neo-Arian heretics in my book. I can produce a laundry list of ancient anathematized heresies that they are guilty of ranging from Arianism to Marcionism, but their women are pretty damn attractive 😍😍😍😍

Has anyone else noticed this?
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I wonder if they would be interested in an Eastern Orthodox Christian male like myself.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Because they're effectively the result of selective breeding programmes- with the horniest, most sexually prolific male Mormons marrying several pretty Mormon girls at a young age, 'sowing their seeds' with all of them and preventing the next generation from outbreeding/mongrelization- it's effectively the same thing as humans do with pure-bred lineages of dogs, but less deliberately, and taking a far longer time due to humans' greater longevity and lower birth rates than dogs. Mormon girls are effectively on the path to being bred to become Eloi (https://en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Eloi)- albeit at an early stage on that path. For humans, even the most selective breeding program would only achieve as much over the course of 150 years as a dog breeding program would over the course of 10 years; the Mormons' breeding program isn't that strict or rigorous, and for reference, it took around 50>60 years for most historical breeds of dog to be accepted for registration. So, in another 750>900 years' time, if their lineage and lifestyle continues for that long, the average Mormon girl'll probably look exactly like Weena from H. G Wells' The Time Machine.
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  • Yes, I'm a mormon myself living in Florida and I have been to a bunch of dances. There are a good amount of attractive mormon girls, maybe not as much as in Utah but still attractive! Currently I'm preparing for marriage and finding which one is right for me 😉

Most Helpful Girls

  • What the hell are they doing? One man is going around has hundreds of wives and millions of kids that he can't take care of and then they insist that they repopulate within their family their own fleshing blood to have abnormal babies and give them birth defects.

    That's just sick having a fetish for the girls is kinda twisted but I get it but if you actually are down for it and would do the sane thing and would want children to be like that it's just sad.

    • Not all Mormons are that depraved and while I don't approve of their lifestyle, I'm just saying that they have some very beautiful women.

    • Okay I can agree to that and I just didn't know where you stood from your detail you sounded pretty enthusiastic but it's good to know that you disapprove of it.

    • Yeah I would never do that inbreeding polygamy stuff. I only want one sexy white wife that I can love with all of my Mexican heart, take care of, and produce a lot of daughters with 😏 I want to be a dad who actually takes care of his kids.

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  • I find her average looking but I can see how you find her attractive.
    "Why are Mormon girls so sexy?"
    I don't know how to answer that question... I think they're sexy due to your preference or what appeals to you :)

    • I used to be a mormon tgey are sexy because the have a "prophet" who tell them exactly what to wear, how to do their hair and what makup to wear and also because they are told froma young age that they are to be married so they double down on effort. The chirch tell them so sex before marriage so that everyone gets married and make extra members for the church each of them giving 10percent of their earning making the mormon church the richest religion on earth.

  • There's nothing sexy about brainwashing, ignorance and stupidity.

    • he's not fucking a brain.

    • @IceCubedude oh my god!

    • well the guy is looking at a pretty, feminine looking girl and he finds her pretty because sex, lets be real when a woman acts in a feminine matter she gains extra points.

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  • Because they're from House Mormont! :P

  • What you are shown on television is a select sample and not necessarily representative of all Mormon girls.

  • Because they get strict rules on exactly how to dress and what to wear to get married. Who asks naive questions like that men can be so dumb. Of you think they are so perfect and sexy go and date one but dont come crying later.

  • Femininity
    Integrity
    Virtues

    ... and NOT contaminated by Feminist Ideology!

    • That last one is probably the best. You old folks don't realize just how badly I have it in the Bay Area. Everyone is a liberal feminist type over here. My parents want to move to Texas within 5 years or so. I may hold out on marriage until then since I will probably have more options over there.

    • The California Divorce Court system is very destructive to Men. The legal system now has too many laws that a woman can use against you...

      - Affirmative Consent. "yes means yes"
      - Title IX abuses
      - False rape charges
      - False domestic violence
      - Divorce... the BIGGEST one. 50% divorce rate. Women initiate this 70% of the time. She gets custody of the children 90% of the time. 50% or more of your Finances, gone! Robin Williams is a great example. Watch the video below.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X6q5QqQ3VU

      A Man faces all this and women wonder why men don't want to get married. Women are going to have to work harder. They are going to have to demonstrate to their potential husbands that they have Integrity, Virtues and TRUST! A woman is going to have to demonstrate to her potential husband that she can be trusted not to divorce him. She has to understand that he is putting his future, finances and his life in her hands. Many Men commit suicide as a result of divorce.

    • Your welcome to date one of those perfect girls go for it. The question you need to ask yourself is do you believe that josephe smoih is a prophet or are you willing to to lie to yourself for one of those girls.

  • I don't know about Mormon girls but mitt Romney is so hot

  • We just have that glow ;)

  • You're into white girls. The whiter the better! Nothing wrong with this.

    • I adore white girls :)

  • because they act like ladies, dress like ladies, apply makeup in moderation and try to keep themselves looking natural, they're acting like girls thats why you find them hot

  • I don't really know but now I wish I was blonde with blue eyes

  • You think that chick is sexy? Damn

  • Kinda disturbing that you took "shes so attractive" from the show escaping polygamy

    • Her and Andrea. She has those awesome teddy bear eyes, but Andrea has the blonde hair. If Shanell would die her hair blonde like Andrea she would be on a whole new level of pretty.

    • Seriously? How can you even think about attractiveness given what those women have been through

    • I don't mean to downplay what they have been through. I hope that they are receiving the professional help, love, and support that they need, and admire that they are doing something to help others. But they are pretty and I'm just being honest.

  • well u want to take a hot mormon wife, ya old dog? well, go ahead and better her genes :-D.
    no srsly i think this might be good for you.

  • You bad boy you wanting to shagg those Mormon girls!!!

  • I rather find turkish girls sexy

  • You sound like Hitler

    • and you sound like Angela Merkel

    • How? This guy is basically proclaiming that the Aryan race is the best race

  • cuz theyre hot

  • i have no idea

  • Yes, they are very attractive, girl next door types for sure. But they are extremely high maintenance and from the few I have known I can say sort of "plastic" meaning their personality is "clean and antiseptic" in a kind of unnatural way. They are nice, don't me wrong. But not the type you can joke around with. Make sense?

    • Even though I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and I've been voted class clown 3 years in a row, you can't joke around with me? Most of the Mormon girls I know, including myself, are crazy and not afraid to show it.

  • All girls are

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