If a man masturbating to a McChicken can dominate the internet, shouldn't we all be terrified?

Look, we all know intelligent, thoughtful articles don't go viral. At least, it's exceedingly rare and it would need to have some hot angle, like it would have to be extremely controversial somehow.

For the most part, things that go viral are... well, stupid. It's a GIF of a pet doing something silly, another piece of celebrity junk, or whatever. It was always a little depressing but should we start being legitimately scared when a guy masturbating to a McChicken trends heavy on Twitter and Facebook?
If a man masturbating to a McChicken can dominate the internet, shouldn't we all be terrified?
This is what we've sunk to? Shouldn't we be worried? This isn't funny anymore... it's like we've all become a bunch of barely conscious apes.
Yes, it's scary and embarrassing.
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Eh, doesn't really matter.
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No, the McChicken thing was hilarious!
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  • Well considering we did evolve from apes (that have no qualms masturbating in public and shooting their load right on a random passer-by's face and tossing a heathly dump at them for good measure, there's viral videos of that as well) I'm actually not surprised. The average human is an easily-entertained moron, which is why the USA would be headed to hell even faster if it weren't for H1B's that the gov't uses to import people from overseas that are smarter. The top.1% (out of 7.4B total) of the IQ bell curve (the PhD's, researchers, and engineers) are the only reason we are as advanced as we are (if you want to call it advanced). To me it won't be really scary until that.1% continues to erode and hits.01%.

    • They no longer say we came from apes. The science museum in my city says we came from fish

    • @somebodysaycheese Fish>apes>humans. Technically we came from single-celled marine organisms but not directly.

    • yea. but apes never came up on the evolution room they had. That suprised me.

  • Not really the thing about the internet is that before it was invented these kinds of people were always around but they just stayed in their homes and made this kind of stuff their private business, nobody knew about it. And if these kinds of people did surface and do this kind of stuff for all the world to see you'd call the authorities on them.

    But now it's almost like society is encouraging this kind of behavior and that is what should be scary especially since now those people have the tools they need to make their sick stuff public.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Truth be told, I don't care. I am more frustrated or terrified by people wasting time on trolling or bullying or being arrogant or being destructive, etc, because it needlessly causes pain to others. Stupid things are harmless. We're a busy hardworking bunch of people, sometimes mindless stress relief hits the spot.

  • God I can't believe I just watched that...
    media.giphy.com/media/o8VXwSvuLXhM4/giphy.gif
    How is that even pleasurable though? Why not just use a grapefruit or something if you're gonna use food... Or is that too healthy? 😂

  • My life will NEVER be the same. OMG buzzfeed, you didn't tell me there would be actual nudity! WTF.
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  • https://imgur.com/cC6Bn1i
    WHERE'S THE FUDGING HOLY WATER!!! MY EYE'S, MY FUDGING EYE'S!!!

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  • I didn't even hear about this

  • I vote option D the human race is doomed but I don't care how can I monopolize on this and make money?

  • I feel incredibly uncomfortable now.

  • (facepalm) Seems like any extremely dumb thing will go viral. XD

  • WTF! I don't understand. WHY? 😣😣😣
    Some people need to get some hobbies or something.

  • A McChicken?

    Once again, Rule 34 has been proven. *facepalm*

  • He's autistic as fuck.

  • Things were obviously so much better back when people went to see gladiators fight to the death for their entertainment...

    OP, you're just getting old...

  • Great video.

  • Never heard of that.

    • Okay, just watched it. I honestly have nothing to say. Not surprised and don't really care.

  • This does not surprise me in the slightest - A bit worried for today's society.

  • I don't like that you used "barely conscious apes". In fact they're really intelligent beings. They are not the ones masturbating to a mac chicken.

  • Essentially, whenever something like this pops up, I think of one of my favourite quotes:
    "Idiots are all over this world, and idiots are gonna do whatever the fuck they want. You cannot stop them. You cannot."
    ~Filthy Frank :)

  • This is exactly how I thought after the world went completely crazy over Pokemon Go... I was thinking... if THIS is what gets the whole world excited and interested in this day and age... then I am not sure I want to be a part of any trend or crazy anymore...

  • We like entertainment, that's hilarious 😂 Me asf

  • It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are.

  • There's always going to be some weirdo. The people that want to see that are just as weird.
    One of my new favorite sayings...
    "Lions don't give a shit what sheep think."

  • ... dapuq did I just read.

  • Have I been living under a rock? I've heard nothing about this

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