Then just don't do it. Once you accustom to not being addicted to fucking yourself everyday you'll be fine.
This isn't me being against masturbation.. this is me being against people who make problems out of it.
Nah i need to wsnk once a day or i won’t be able to focus
Why not just go to the bathroom? Or lay on the bedroom floor, or just let the bed squeak. It's fine your flatmate probably masturbates too.
Well your roommate doesn't have a dick?
He jerks off too. Just tell him to do it together and just say #nohomo
Lol getting all pussy about bed squeaking sounds, just do it anyway, take it like a man. 🙄 geez 😤
In my attic rn on pornhub. W0t do?
Wank then man, what you waiting for? 😐
Just fapped. All over the place. Did it to your profile pic. I'm stuck in the attic. W0t do?
Random boners aren't really caused from not jerkin' bro.
Honestly, my horniness only goes down for like 15 mins after waxing the dolphin. Then it goes right back up to OVERLOAD.
Move to the floor with a towel? lol I don't know dude. Get creative.
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shakes the whole room
Dont sit on your bed while you do it then?
Df am I going to lay on my floor?
Or stand
Ya do what ya gotta do 🍌👋
Surely just do it in the shower like me :P
You can do it standing up? Oh how I wish 😂😂
disgusting
@CheerGirl38139 lmaoooo its not nearly as good tho
two words "wrist motion"
RIP English 😭
Stand up and spray.
Find some where else to do it.
I'm in the attic rn on pornhub.
... so?
Just get one of those sex robots already, every blue anon has one already.
Just do it - Nike
Do you make moans when you jerk off too?
Erm just own up to it and let him watch.
Just go find a chick bruh.. 😎
Go out for a "smoke" and jack off there?
Of course you're op. Why didn't I see it coming?
Lmfao bro 😂 , hold your boners and don't jerk of for years.
Lmao
Jerk it under the bed with the boogy man
Oil your bed frame, dude.
Have your roomate help you, but remember say "no homo" and you're good...
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