The *chemistry* between me and my husband is just so ridiculously obvious, it would be pointless to try to hide it or act like it's not there.
I mean... Our most mundane everyday interactions are laced with so much innuendo and play-fighting that a couple of my oldest son's friends have actually thought we HATED each other... for about 5 or 10 minutes. After which point, their reaction became "omg [son's name], I'm totally bringing my future girlfriend/wife over here so yr mom can train her".
LOL
To give you an idea... check out this thread (girl mho)
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1947176-how-do-you-foreplay
That notwithstanding, we do a very good job of keeping **actual sex** out of our kids' faces.
It's actually a lot more fun that way, because we can just *relentlessly* tease each other -- with varying degrees of sophistication, depending on which kid (s) are around -- and then we can take it all out on each other the next time we have sufficient privacy.
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By "varying degrees of sophistication", I mean, for example...
• Around our 5- and 8-year-olds, we talk in code words like "work" and "do something" for fucking -- like, "Hey c'mere, I need you to do something in this closet rl qk" or "I REALLY need to catch up on work later tonight" <3
• Our 13-year-old is pretty damn good at reading people, so, we can't even do that sort of thing around him. When he's around, I'll do stuff like send "sexts" to my husband (from across the same room ahah)... or deepthroat the middle 2 fingers of my left hand, especially the wedding finger, when only my husband is looking in my direction.
Or, I'll just say totally normal things, but I'll accompany them with the kind of bitchy facial expressions that make my husband want to "get me" later... mmm.
Like, "Hey did you do the dishes?" --which just sounds like a normal question, but then I'll shoot him a look that's like "yeah, you BETTER do wifey's dishes, motherfucker" :*
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As far as actual "gear"/toys/whatever... We really don't have much of that kind of stuff. Mostly because we don't need it.
We have a *couple* of toys, like the one I wrote about here
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q2138227-would-you-be-open-to-a-fake-threesome
... but, those are locked in my file cabinets, so,
no prob. I work out of a home office, so, I have a shitload of file cabinets and document boxes. They're locked anyway, but, who tf is gna want to dig through mom's work files? Lol Other than that, I have a big drawer of "wedding gear" under the bed. White stripper heels, white lingerie, even a couple actual wedding dresses (thrifted) that he altered to make them hotter and sluttier. If someone finds THAT stuff... well... let's just say that's hardly the height of iniquity. (Holy shit, marriage is HOT! Oh noes!) Other than that, I have a handful of sets from places like Agent Provocateur, and a few other random slut outfits, but those are stored with the rest of my clothes and it would take some SERIOUS sleuthing to come across them. ("We have lots of clothes, in this house" is the understatement of the century.) In any case... I think we do a good job of toeing the line between having AMAZING chemistry with each other -- which literally anyone and everyone can immediately see, to
the point where trying to put a lid on it would be stupid and obviously fake -- and still managing to keep anything TOO explicit to ourselves. Judging from those comments from our son's friends -- and our son's *own* comments ("You guys make me want to throw up, but, seriously, you're an inspiration", were his words on our 15th anniversary) -- I think we're doing life right. <3
Tx for the MHLuv <3
If they are married, that is what their supposed to do to maintain their marriage life. Overall I just say that its best for the adult child to be out the house when that does happen. It really isn't anybodies business. But yes, it is creepy and awkward when you just prefer to not know about it. As long as one is happy in their marriage, then okay. That is why its best that its in private. What I do is pretend like I'm not around. If your parents didn't have a sex life, there wouldn't be a marriage to have too. And it will turn into a house of dysfunctional arguments and negative thoughts that will effect your life eventually. Happy parents makes happier children. Angry parents makes for miserable ones.
So asexuals can't be married?
@bbch25 Asexual's need to have a reason for marriage as marriage is all about sex and sex is a marriage. A marriage is not consummated if their is no sexual activity to show their union. To have sex and to be married, one must be one flesh with that person. Asexuality for human beings means a person has no need for sex. A marriage union requires sex.
if there is no* That is the laws of marriage and marriage physics.
I'm in my second marriage.
My kids from my first marriage are all in their twenties.
While it's obviously not a topic I'll ever discuss with them, I'm sure that they realize that their mom is having sex.
Lol I wish my mom had that mindset lol
@CheerGirl38139 YOUR MOM DISCUSSES HER SEX LIFE
You have no idea 😂😂
Once upon a time, Mama Ephemera had a meeting in a land far far away. It was her son's duty (dat be me) to escort her there safely and help translate whatever she couldn't understand as English wasn't her native language. That meeting was with a gynecologist. Oh boy was Ephemera in for a surprise. The gynecologist asked her if she wanted condoms... and... my mother agreed. Oh man was that day awkward.
No, my daughter isn't even 7. Why the hell would I tell her about my sex life?
I didn't know, they didn't tell me, I found out by accident when I was looking for socks. I found my moms lingerie in the sock basket
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I know about my mums secret kinky stash, and I'll make the joke about her "little suitcase" when they go on holidays but nope the idea of them actually doing it, or ever hearing it is just gross and weird to me lol
<3 tx for the tag bb
LOL I know my parents are still having it... I found their kinky stash once... All kind of role play costumes 😂 I was traumatized. My parents don't know I know though. 😂
Oh and when I looked through the clothes I found cum stain on one of the clothes, I put it back straight away and didn't have another look ever again. My god.
LOL, that's mortifying.
haha too funny! Especially that you likely found your dads cum stains ;)
Why would it be weird? I am a 46 year old grandmother, but I am at a sexual peak in life. To be honest, I have done more sexual things in the last 5 years, than ever before in my life... we better with age!
OH GOD, I DON'T WANT TO THINK THAT MY GRANDPARENTS ARE HAVING SEX #ICANTKNOWTHAT
If you are twenty one, just wait another 10-15 years, you will be attracted to guys that are your age now- just sayin, it happens!!!
Surely you mean girls, Unless you are talking freddie mercury or John Barrowman no thanks
I'm not having kids.
Neither am I
Dude... most peoples parents still have sex... get the fuck over it and quit being a baby.
If you want my story, I know exactly what the baby oil beside mums bed is used for. And it's not massages.
Is it lube for anal sex
No one wants to picture their parents having sex bro. But you know most of em do.
It's not so great thinking about (not picturing!) your children having sex, either!
@goaded valid point
I would say they keep going till quite old
My parents where still having sex in their 70s.
Mine stopped having sex by the end of the 70s. Now they live together sleeping in separate beds to old to be apart and live alone. Sad really.
My mom does. She gets it more than I do.
Thats a travesty! lol
@CaliSoccerGuy lol right.
If I have kids, it will not stop my chosen life of polyamory, bdsm, and ethical sluthood. My kids will be socialised in a highly sexual environment. To them sex is going to be "meh"
No no no no no keep it always no no no
Why would that be considered creepy?
Yeah mine still have a sex life.
My kids are 10 1/2 and 6 so they aren't there yet...
yes the kids know we have sex
My parents still have sex, sometimes I have to bang on the wall because they forget they're not home alone. I'm not a virgin so sex to mean is not the unknown so it's okay I'm happy that mom stills turn dad on and vice versa
lol thats too funny!
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