All the time. And when I run out of cucumbers, I shove zucchinis up my ass too. It really stretches me out and hits the prostate at just the right angle. I fuckin shoot fountains of jizz until my testicles shrivel up. Oh lawwwwwdy lawd lawd.
I'm glad you have decided to fully embrace the vegetarian lifestyle. It is a great way to go green.
You wanna be butt buddies on a giant cucumber? You take one end I'll take the other? We can touch cheeks in the middle.
Veggie fuck a cuke? lol It would have to be a darn big one for me and I would rather peel it and enjoy eating it rather than put my cock in it or run it up my ass.
Where do people come up with this stuff? lol
I'd be lying if I said I've never thought about doing this, but no I've never actually done it
It was amazing. I was at a hotel alone and bought one to use. Wow. And the noise...
that's hot af and just made me hard
Pretty sure that that's mostly just a porn and teen comedy thing.
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hopefully people are using organic cucumbers. the pesticides and fertilizers on a cucumber can be really bad for the v-jay
No, never have.
Why would I make it a fleshlight when I can stick a cucumber up my ass?
because anal suck
No. Gross lol
Cucumbers are way too big
Nope, that's weird as fuck.
Nope. Can hardly stand smelling cucumbers at the grocery store let alone have them in my house.
No I prefer watermelons
No I don't feel comfortable putting vegetables up me. And frankly I doubt it would fit
Nope.
lol no
No, I would rather have the real thing than masturbate. I might if I'm really horny.
no but i do use a dildo
Never
I actually thought about but my SO says no.
No but I've fucked my ass with a carrot
No only a grapefruit, lol
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