Girls, Why Do You Wear Thongs?

Question

Serious question,

The thong is undoubtedly the sexiest article of clothing in the history of women's undergarments,

From thong underwear to thong bikinis, lacy black thongs and frilly pink ones, many a man has been conquered by the power of the thong - including myself. I just love thongs. I take pride in the amount of girls I see in their thongs. I could just stare for hours and fantasize about how much I want to massage and kiss those butt cheeks. And when I get a girlfriend, you can bet I will be masturbating into her used thongs (along with her heels, but that's another story).

But getting back on topic,

Apart from looking sexy, is there any real, utilitarian reason for why girls wear thongs?

I cannot imagine a piece of dental floss between your ass being that comfortable, but I digress, I've never worn a thong. Furthermore it is not like anyone is going to see you in it except for your partner or people on the beach when you wear a thong bikini. So it cannot be style.

Thus ladies, I am royally confused,

Why do you wear thongs? Apart from being sexy, of course.

For that matter, I should probably issue an apology. My behavior on this website has been unacceptable, from characterizing all women as sluts to glorifying prostitutes. Such behavior was wrong and I admit it, I genuinely disappointed some very good women who believed in me. And in my senseless anger I estranged those who were closest to me. Maybe promiscuity is wrong and I have reason to be angry, maybe many women have resorted to the rotten sort of behavior that I complain about. But I certainly should not make blanket generalizations, and become as bitter and rotten as they are. Especially when there are so many good women out there who wear thongs for guys like me. Will you ever forgive me?

Darlynne · Accepted Answer

I actually love thongs, but they do get uncomfortable every now and then because they're literally permanent wedgies. I like em, because if my underwear sticks out from my jeans or shorts, it's sexy instead of embarrassing. I also don't moon anyone whenever I'm changing pants because thongs stick to your body instead of sticking to your pants. It also doesn't show a panty line when I wear tight dresses.

The main reason why I started wearing them was cause I wanted to impress my boyfriend. I didn't think they were comfortable at first, but now I can't stop wearing them!

Neelie1 · Accepted Answer

I wore my first pair of thongs when I was 45. They were a present from a friend. Unfortunately, after a couple of hours I felt they were not staying in place, and I realised they were perhaps a size too large. However, I did live what I saw in the mirror, and bought myself a second pair. This was so much better fitting, and I felt very snug and comfortable, and they made me feel surprisingly very "womanly", if you know what I mean. I have six pairs now, which I wear only on "special" occasions, not everyday to office or even when I'm at home.

btbc92 · Answer

Look, I don't like them either. It's not something I would glorify and encourage wearing. But everybody has their own reasons for wearing them. And any judgements you have of them, its best to keep it to yourself.

Wonderer89 · Answer

They are comfortable, it's pretty rare for one not to be. And I don't like underwear lines in certain clothes

XRabbitHeartX · Answer

They can actually be comfortable (assuming you buy the correct size!) and to avoid panty lines when you wear certain dresses or pants :)

CrazynKinky · Answer

I could careless if they're sexy of not. They are comfortable.

MaddyJ · Answer

I love wearing thongs. You just have to find the size and style that works for you. Once your used to them they feel like your wearing nothing.

peachblossomluck · Answer

I'm going to, assuming that bathing suits are the thongs, that they want an even tan on their bottoms. Under pants so they don't have visible panty lines.

BaileyisDarcy · Answer

Because they're my favourite kind of shoes!

ItsChloe1999 · Answer

I wear thongs everyday and despite what the stereotype says, thongs are actually very comfortable. Once you’ve gotten used to them you hardly feel them there. There not just to look sexy but they’re also practical by eliminating panty lines which are particularly useful if you are wearing things like leggings or skin tight pants. They are also practical if you play any kind of sports as wearing brief style underwear will affect your performance.