If I was a girl, I'd poop on his D*ck and say, "enjoy your infection in the pee hole, numb nuts!
Then head to the bathroom, wipe my ass, clean myself up, get dressed and get my things and fk'n storm out. On my way out, I'd smear that sh*t wipe from the bathroom right along his bed sheets.
If he wants to act like a pig he can sleep like one... In sh*t.
If it happened at my place, I'd still poop on him, then kick him in the nuts and throw him out the damn Window... Regardless of floor we're on.
This is why I am a straight male and don't like anal, I don't have the right frame of mind for that situation.
Or do I?1 0 0 0that´s just a freaking no go. if a guy does that, she should break up with him, as this is a major violation of trust.
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Well, that doesn't happen, because if he comes close to my anus, even if he's not trying to get it in there, I already shift my body so he can't enter it. I'm lucky my man doesn't like anal as well xD
1 0 0 0If he try it. Would you leave him
no one cares about ur asshole
Well, he would never try it, as that's what he's told me from the start. He just finds it disgusting. If he suddenly changes his mind and does try without my permission (which doesn't happen but still) I wouldn't leave him, but would scream in his face. He knows that anal is a hard limit for me. But like I said, it's also a hard limit for him, so I don't worry. He's my best friend, and treats me right, in and out of the bedroom.
You can't just "enter it" all casually like that. It takes pushing. He wouldn't have been able to get that far without me feeling he was in the wrong area and moving him myself.
0 0 0 0I'd be kinda surprised but I don't really care, I'm down for pretty much whatever
0 0 0 0Have you ever tried
Once yeah, it wasn't bad. If a guy wanted to do it I would
Without permission? Isn't that rape? So, press charges, put him in jail.
0 0 0 0Psh. You gotta actively work on it for it to even fit.
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5 2Enjoy it and look at him surprised
0 1 0 0did you try it
Try what
Stop having sex with him.
0 0 0 0move away and say wrong hole, try again.
1 2 0 0amen to this.
He would be push off long before he got close enough to make a try at it.
0 0 0 0Squirt jizz at her
0 0 0 0I'd be very mad at him for doing something against my will. I do not like it when people betray my trust. Once it's gone, it's usually gone forever.
0 0 0 0There is no such thing as "your anal".
0 1 0 0Geez, You're anal about anal. Just messing with ya. 😛
@LesterJester Haha, I guess I am. :)
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