I'm desperate for sex?

[Anonymous]

I'm so desperate for it that I'm even willing to do it with a guy at this point

I'm not gay I just am desperate

Opinions on what I should do?

[Khitaka]

Well you're under eighteen so don't fuck me. Haha. Why are you desperate? Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's not even that great. Sometimes I don't even cum. Go play Skyrim. Haha. If you're super desperate for sexing then just find a girlfriend, Mr. Not Gay. I mean, pretty much everybody ends up with someone eventually. Right? I can't think of anyone whose just a Virgin forever and never has sex or has a relationship. It's not terribly hard. Girls like dick. And you have one! If course you're under eighteen. Girls your age definitely want dick less than girls my age. So maybe just wait? Or join the football team or something? I don't know how having sex as a non-adult works

[Asker]

I'm 17 so not that far from 18 & I already beat skyrim Twice... I could have had the opportunity to have it but anxiety was real bad Which was probably good, I would've got someone pregnant But i don't see women as much anymore

[Khitaka]

Well don't be so anxious, bromance. People fuck all the time. It seems like this big deal, but really you're just putting your dick in a hole. It's nothing! Haha. Girls are just people. Hairless Apes, sitting on a rock like the rest of us. They just happen to have a hole you can stick your dick in. It's not a big deal. You really don't need to be anxious. Especially at your age. It's all little virgin girls. They don't know what they like and don't like yet. And just meet a lady online then go meet up with her and fuuuccckkk.

[Anonymous]

Go to the gym, get a job, dress nice, take good care of yourself (take showers regularly, shave regularly, brush your teeth, etc. just basic stuff). And fake being confident, trust me, it works. Women LOVE confidence, talk to them first, etc. research how to not be awkward & how to speak to women, honestly women don't care about looks. early as much as men do, if you have the right personality (and have decent looks, I. e not weighing 250 pounds & being sloppy and disgusting) you can really get almost any girl.

[Deydey12345]

Yea, not uncommon.
And what to do? Just go for it. Fuck his ass, get as much sex as you can from that person.. Get a bj a handjob.

[Asker]

i changed my mind im not willing to do it with a guy i was just trying to express how desperate i am

[Carley99]

Just be patient and him a girlfriend and don't let it be too obvious that you only want sex.

[Asker]

im very impatient and tired of waiting

[Carley99]

Get a sex toy then or a prostitute do you really want to fuck a guy in the ass? Come on I see guys on here who are 25 and haven't got some we are the same age and your trying to attract girls but this is the reason why your still a virgin

[Carley99]

You need to know your fuckboy 101 if that's what you want to be.

[Asker]

im not a fuckboy & no im not willing to fuck a guy i was just expressing how bad i wanted it but if i knew i was never going to get laid by a woman, in my life... then yes i would have been fucked a guy. and im too shy, if someone in my family found out i had a sex toy theyd put it on the news.. everybody would know

[Carley99]

Ohk but a fuckboy just wants sex and if you want some advice and tips I would love to give so feel free to pm me.

[Asker]

i would but im kinda embarrassed because im desperate & i dont just want sex i also want a relationship too but nobody would take me seriously if i said i wanted a relationship

[Carley99]

I wouldn't believe it.

[Asker]

wouldn't believe what

[Carley99]

That you want a relationship

[Asker]

i do i used to date girls over my ps3 when i was like 9 & 10 i have always wanted a girlfriend & this was before i even knew what sex was

[Carley99]

Ohk but their are things that guys do that drives me away like talking about sex 2 or 3 months in the relationship, seriously it just makes it clear what you want and girls our age most of them dont want that, also are you good looking?

[Carley99]

Also girls wait on guys to make the first move so gain some confidence there must be a girl that has a crush on you at school.

[Asker]

its just our hormones driving us nuts... it shouldn't matter if the guy got sexual on the first day what matters is if he's going to be with you regardless of you two go through if you're positive he's the one & he isn't going to leave you, then that is when you can give him all the sex you want. it won't matter because he's yours. & it is going to stay that way... & im not sure people say im good looking but im single so apparently not..

[Carley99]

You see that thing about sex you don't get it your not a girl so please take advice from one also a girl don't decided if he is the one she wants to have sex with if he's the one we think into things more and not a lot of girls our age are sexually active maybe your doing other things that are wrong but this is a main thing.

[Asker]

but if he's the one wouldn't you wanna have sex with him?

[Carley99]

We take time to make our decisions let me tell you something my ex which is my first he is the first person I find sexually attractive at that moment seeing him I wanted to have sex with him but it took 6 months before I decided that also he brought up sex the first time we texted which made me wanted to change my decision. So take my advice and stop doing what you normally do it's obviously it's not working.

[Asker]

yeah i see maybe if i was in a relationship for once i would know what im doing when it comes to women

[Carley99]

Do you have any girl friend that knows you and could give you proper advice?

[Asker]

i dont... actually..

[Carley99]

Well that's too bad become if I did know you IRL I could give you better advice and tell you more things your going about wrong.

[Carley99]

I hope I helped 😃

[Asker]

yeah maybe, i dont rally know any girls in real life because im shy besides family, yeah you helped.. thank you

[Carley99]

Your welcome and try to start a friendship with a girl it helps.

[Asker]

maybe someday

[trumpetplayerforlife]

Stop just stop u dont need it that bad get some self control

[Asker]

yes i do need it that bad... my mind has self control but my body doesn't... it will literally act on its own.. if you were a boy you would understand

[BiPolyAlan]

Desperation isn't attractive. Masturbate if you need to, but keep your focus elsewhere and the opportunity will present itself on its own.

[Cplee98]

sex is not what its really cut out to be dont worry take your time

[Asker]

I think it would be, for me at least

[Pomegranate139]

Pornhub

[Asker]

i think i need to stay away from porn.. i think thats the cause of all this... i literally have an account on so many porn sites its sad.. i have a phone thats filled with 16 gbs worth of porn... i don't think i need anymore porn..

[Pomegranate139]

Ok. Then delete the porn and masturbate with out it. Or just distract yourself from sexual things altogether

[Asker]

thats really hard to do especially for a teen boy my age.. even when im not thinking about sexual things my body literally decides when its time to without my say so... & what could i masturbate to? i can't finish without being visual

[akadatank44]

Find a girl who wants to do it.

[Asker]

its not as easy as it sounds its like finding a needle in a hay stack & if you do find the needle.. the needle might poke you and ruin your life

[Whaaaaa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All men in a nutshell

[Asker]

... what?

[Nandor]

not true

[daffe]

Confidence is key. fake it til you make it

[CT_CD]

You're too young for me

[Asker]

im 17?

[CT_CD]

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[DudeManBro_20]

"I'm not gay, but I still do shit."

[Asker]

indeed

[GARY-]

If you're really that desperate there are escort sites if you're willing to drop 200+ OR Check craigslist and swingers clubs, but the chicks there are kind of nasty...

[Asker]

im desperate but im not dumb

[GARY-]

Hey If you want to stoop to rabbit fucking masculine dudes that's your problem. I'm just telling how to get laid.

[Asker]

if i were going to fuck a guy in the ass it wouldn't be a masculine guy he would have to have the body of a females...

[GARY-]

How can a male have the body of a female? You mean a trans?

[Tevin_18]

Damn bro um

[Asker]

Yeah..

[Anonymous]

Watch some porn/hentai

[Anonymous]

Take your hand. Fill it with lube. Grab dick. Jack off until you pass out. The end.

[Anonymous]

Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. Focus on school, mastubate if you need to. Seriously it's just teenage hormones give it some time.

[Anonymous]

You're under 18 chill and study your school work.

[Asker]

I'm 17, its the weekend, you can't really do school work at home or it would be called homework and i stopped getting homework when i was like 15

[Anonymous]

quit crying and fuck a hooker.

[Asker]

i have actually approached a hooker and asked if i could feel her boobs before

[Opinion Owner]

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[Asker]

i was like 14, i was nervous & shaking but just a little bit. i still had a little boy voice... and i was short. but i was taller than she was... she obviously said no because she could tell i was really young but i was proud of myself for having the balls to do it

[Opinion Owner]

any father would be proud to call you their son.

[Asker]

sarcasm? & for me doing that was a big deal im extremely shy i can't even talk to people without feeling like im about to die so asking her if i could grab a tit was a big deal

[Opinion Owner]

not sarcasm.

[Anonymous]

you dont really need it... just beat it

[Asker]

That's not enough..

[razor97]

he wants something else, would you try the demo, or play the full game?

[Asker]

@razor97 ... what?

[razor97]

nothing.