What will be your excuse if you get caught masturbating infront of your parents?

[saif79]

Please don't say your parents will say nothing.. Try to answer in a funny way...

[sarath1997]

😂 .. I will never do it in public where others can see me I have my own room and it has a door too... so no problem , but if it ever happened I would be embarrassed and will go to my room and finish it off...😂

[saif79]

best of luck lol

[AKwire]

I'd just get up. Try to dress up in a jiffy. Will probably fall in the process. Get up. Go to the room. Feel guilty about it for 15 minutes and then will finish it up in the washroom anyways.

[saif79]

Don't wait for 15 minutes. Finish that right on the spot 😂😂😂

[AKwire]

You see, with that I'd feel extra guilty, post cumming :p

[saif79]

😂😂😂

[fastestspeedoflight]

Close my eyes and suddenly shake your head. Then, opening your eyes, look around confusedly and say "I just had the strangest dream."

They probably won't believe that you're sleepwalking but oh well 😂

[saif79]

Very clever! 😂😂😂

[TheMistress]

Oh look I found my girlfriends ring!!! I knew she left it somewhere when she spent the night...

[saif79]

lmao

[Warmapplecrumble]

My tampon got stuck... was watching a video how to remove it *-*

[saif79]

😂😂😂😂

[JustCallMeLeon]

You mean you were watching a video of a guy trying to remove the tampon first be using his fingers, then his tongue and finally by repeatedly hitting it with his d1ck until he cums on the girls face.

[Warmapplecrumble]

@JustCallMeLeon yeah but still the tampon didn't come out *-* so tried video with more people

[BrandonToTheD]

that's really fucking clever

[BrandonToTheD]

loll

[Warmapplecrumble]

@BrandonToTheD lmao

[BasicFlake]

Just say "Hi, I'm masturbating right now and you guys are really killing my vibe. I was just about to cum, could you please fuck off?".

[saif79]

You can't be rude to them

[Proudsoul]

this happen to me. I said CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR IM JERKING OFF!

[saif79]

Pretty straight forward huh

[Proudsoul]

life is straight and forward. masterbation is a normal thing but if you are still living at home and you are over 21 well that is awkward.

[saif79]

Agree

[19magic]

that hasn't happened but my stepma found my rabbit last summer, she made a comment on it and I said about the suction cup dildo in the bath tub

[saif79]

Hahaha.. lmao

[19magic]

back home before cussing receipts it's common to check them make sure there's no films on there, one time checking one I found condoms on there

[saif79]

And then?

[19magic]

I ignored it and never mentioned it, let bygones be bygones lol Although there has been sexual jokes to each other occasionally when I'm with them 😂 have a weird family

[saif79]

haha.. Not weird.. Horny

[Gonetowardthewind]

The only thing I'm jealous about women for are the wide variety of toys they have lol.

[saif79]

@gonet you want toys? 😂😂😂

[19magic]

Cock rings, pussy pockets, and dildos can be used as well 😂

[Gonetowardthewind]

Sometimes a hand doesn't cut it.

[Gonetowardthewind]

Lol, cock rings are used for people with erectile dysfunction. Plus pocket pussies are kind of overused.

[19magic]

there's the vr doing developed in Japan lol

[19magic]

*being

[Gonetowardthewind]

lol I read about that, and real life sex dolls which are fucking creepy as hell. Plus why would I want to ware half my closet space for something like that

[Gonetowardthewind]

Look them in the eye and finish

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[Gonetowardthewind]

@Somewhat_Normal if they catch me, it's their fault they took my door off to my room to repaint, and their fault that they are awake at midnight or walk into my bathroom when I'm taking a shower. This past month I didn't jerk it for 4 weeks due to finals and the semester ending, and when I got home I made sure that they couldn't get into my room

[Somewhat_Normal]

Lol wow 4 weeks is quite while, nearly the whole month. And that's pretty unlucky they intrude like that, it's one of the few reasons I'm glad all the doors in my house have locks on them

[Gonetowardthewind]

@Somewhat_Normal I'm home from college so for like 7-9 hours a day I have the house to myself since my siblings are still in school and my parents work until 5pm and 6pm.

[Somewhat_Normal]

Ah then that's pretty lucky, when I get home after training or whatever I'm never alone since both my parents get home before me and leave in the morning after me So whenever I do it I'm either really discreet while their sleeping or it's not in my house at all lol

[Gonetowardthewind]

@Somewhat_Normal lol where do you do it outside of your home? Please tell me it's not in your schools bathroom😂

[Somewhat_Normal]

Hahah no that would be disgusting lol I'll probably get an STI in there somehow, usually in my gf's house since I'm actually there a lot but even then I don't need to masturbate as much

[Gonetowardthewind]

@Somewhat_Normal why are you masturbating at your girlfriends? You have a girlfriend have safe sex with her lol

[Somewhat_Normal]

I do lol but I do it when she's not around or sometime like at 3am and I'm bored while she's asleep, don't get me wrong sex is great with her. But masturbating is way different since I can fully focus on myself instead of 2 people at once

[Gonetowardthewind]

@Somewhat_Normal that's true

[saif79]

you can't

[Belgie]

At least you didn't wake up to find me doing it over your sleeping bodies.

[saif79]

That's rude

[TheologicalSnake]

My doctor told me to do it, he said it's a great stress reliever.

[saif79]

lol😂

[victoriameliegray]

since i'm a teen i can say i had health class and i was exploring what the vag looked like. purely educational.

[zombiebabe]

I don't know i guess i'll ask them to leave the room or i i'll be the one to leave the room or i'll be rude and tell them that its the only kind of way for me to feel better and they can't say sh*t about it

[GrumpyGoo]

I don't masturbate - so no trouble at all.

[saif79]

You don't masturbate? seriously?

[GrumpyGoo]

Of course not.

[saif79]

Great

[GrumpyGoo]

All I did in past was daydream about my guy ❤😂

[saif79]

What were the dreams?

[GrumpyGoo]

Him encouraging me in the most impossible tasks of mine, him giving me advices, him cheering me, him showing his most beautiful smile, him staring at me affectionately, him singing for me, him kissing me, him ruffling my hair, his and my marriage, him accepting my proposal, him protecting me in deadly situations, him taking care of me when I got sick, him, him, HIM AND HIM ONLY 😍

[saif79]

Stop watching romantic movies girl

[GrumpyGoo]

I never watch movies, I watch anime

[saif79]

Well done

[GrumpyGoo]

Lol I just noticed that I got a down vote 😂

[TheNotorious]

i was having my morning wood.

[johndoer]

They will give you a blowjob everytime you do it :))

[saif79]

Fuck.. So rude

[johndoer]

Rude? I dont think so :))

[BrandonToTheD]

I wouldn't make an excuse it would just be really awkward. it's not like they would care though

[saif79]

😂😂😂😂

[Deathraider]

I was manspreading. My d*** go really sticky.

[saif79]

😂😂😂😂

[Nic1330]

I heard if you dont use it you ill lose it

[MeGo99]

What!
Come and join me lol

[saif79]

I bet you can't say that 😂

[disgustingweebtrash]

Just scratching as you do...

[42hybrid]

have an awkward staring contest... then ask what's for dinner.

[saif79]

😂😂😂😂

[Saeen]

lol hahaha very hard question

[saif79]

Indeed 😂

[Anonymous]

I've already been caught like 20 times no joke and all by my mother- it ruined me hahahah.
But when she came in I looked shocked and said what do u want? Get out 😂

[Anonymous]

I would be loss for words, when i was young I caught by my mother
and she yelled at me but when i got older she didn't care what i did.