Girls can you give a nice lap dance?

[Chico_brah]

Nothing turns me on more.. srs. Instaboner

[redeyemindtricks]

ahha #nope

... but, I can still elicit the same raging, aching desire from the boy with mah words. Sweet, seductive words of hatelust.

Doesn't hurt to make a few wantonly obscene gestures with my fingers and lips when the kids' backs are turned, either.

And I can make the boy hard *instantly* by shoving my wedding finger into his mouth (...**commitment**, boy).
Especially if I've been... thinking about him, with my fingers going where they go whenever I think about that man mmhmm. Make that boy taste exactly what he does to me.

... But, yeah, nah. I dance like a retarded kid who's even worse at dancing than *other* retarded kids.

[Chico_brah]

Story time with Red. That pink downvote doe. Can you twerk though?

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[redeyemindtricks]

hell nawllll ahah. I'm as stiff as a board through my midsection brah. The one dance I •can• do is the tango -- which plays to "stiff as a board" as a considerable strength -- although that's all my husband's doing. That boy smh... Takes me, with my two left feet, and just makes everything •flow•. Soon as he takes my hand, it's bye bye #spazgirl, hello effortless grace. Makes me •deserve• to wear all these beautiful dresses I got around here. ... that boy. __ but... the rest of the time? yeah, Shakira was wrong -- hips CAN lie. My hips basically have tourette's ahha.

[Chico_brah]

Lmao.. I can dance at a club. Mostly just dirty dancing and grinding though. I'm good at a wedding too but any formal/cultural type dancing.. nah. I'll pass on that shit. I know plenty of chicks who have Tourette's in their hips but at least you recognize it. These chicks I see bouncing actually think they look good lmao. Second hand awkwardness passing by.

[redeyemindtricks]

I would assume most of the ladies misjudging themselves most flagrantly are... less than sober ahah? Beer goggles work just as well on SELF-perceptions as on perceptions of others, y'know

[ebbyeb]

I've given a couple.. I was kinda forced to because he wanted it so bad.. 🙊 So I guess that means I'm pretty good at it, huh? 🙈 Especially since he got extremely hard each time lol even before I'd really even start! Like, I just kinda plopped on his thighs and I already felt his ding-a-ling poking me I was like well okay then 😷

[Snuga2Allie]

I bet I can give you a better one than your girlfriend. You should leave her already.

[Chico_brah]

Oh yeah? Prove it slut.

[leftistjew]

I would rather a girl try and fail at it, then to just not try at all

[leftistjew]

than*

[Nodachi]

I've never tried. I'd probably feel like a moron.

Possibly would do it after a few rapid quickfire shots of whiskey and if I knew my partner really wanted me to do it.

[erica1999]

never tried. I imagine it's pretty simple though as long as you have the right music

[Elarra]

Nope. I have less rhythm than a frog with broken legs.

[LovelyFlower]

Yeah I can.

[Dexamethasone]

With clothes on or it doesn't matter? :)

[naomi10wylde]

I love giving lap dances!

The best is when I do it for friends because they start of kinda silly and funny but then turn really sexy it's a lot of fun

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Never felt like I got a good one

[Machiavelli]

I am a perfect lap dancer. I used to give them in my dancing days.

[Carley99]

Nope I can't I got no rhythm

[Luci92]

never really needed to tbh

[Pomegranate139]

I dunno. Never tried. I'd probably be terrible at it though

[backtoblackkkk]

I never tried it but I'd do it.

[Coconutpie]

I already did it in my mother's womb.

[rgb008]

I was a dance major.
My focus was Lap Dance.

[AndrewMG]

@rgb008 ... You pass with honours? lol

[rgb008]

@AndrewMG Magna Cum Laude

[AndrewMG]

@rgb008 Haha! Magna Cum Laude in theory or practical? lol

[wittymilf]

Beautiful words ☺️

[Rebecca96]

Lol, no idea, think Iv done enough before, tbh it's not a regular request

[Chico_brah]

How do you not remember? ahahah

[Fortheholidays]

👏👏👏 to the triers

[Anonymous]

I can bounce on the dick and make it euphoric for the guy. But lap dancing nope

[Anonymous]

I can. I used to be an exotic dancer years ago.

[Chico_brah]

That's hot.