Would daily morning wood be annoying?

[Anonymous]

Ok so I was told that having to take care of your husband's daily morning wood gets annoying, is this true?

[Kimosabe]

I love my morning wood--makes it worth waking up. And yes, I am as horny as my dick looks. Sometimes she will take advantage of it, but usually morning routines mean I just enjoy it myself for a bit before getting up. Sometimes to climax, but more often just a little pleasant continuation of dreamland fantasy with a bit of manual stimulation for a few minutes. No onerous oppressive burden on her.

[bifus]

Pleasing your partner when they're lusting for you is supposed to be something enjoyable that you like to do. If that's not the case, you've got bigger problems. If they're just being pushy and selfish and it's interfering with your life, that's another problem.

[samhradh_leannan]

I've never known a guy who needed, wanted, or expected his morning wood to be "taken care of". So I'm slightly confused by the question.

I enjoy morning sex as much as the next person, but I would certainly be annoyed if my partner expected me to get him off every morning like clockwork.

[Warmapplecrumble]

Normally I play with his penis when I wake up and eventually pull him on top of me. Then we have sex for few minutes.

He keeps saying he needs to go work and I make sad faces.

Then he ejaculates, kisses my forehead and gets ready for work. </3 and I miss cuddling him

[Asker]

Sounds like a good way to start a day

[Warmapplecrumble]

I guess so :-)

[Dale1982]

Breakfast of champions lol. He'll be goin to work with a spring in his step

[Warmapplecrumble]

@Dale1982 loool

[Warmapplecrumble]

Thanks for MHO ♥

[Kitten967]

You don't need to take care of it every morning. I can take care of it whenever I feel like it but I'm not going to do it daily just because the guy thinks I should. Morning wood goes away after a few mins and morning wood doesn't mean the guy is horny

[Asker]

Sigh I don't wanna... explain it again.. my brain cells hurt.. just read the question again

[Kitten967]

I did read it. You asked if it'd get annoying HAVING to take care of his daily morning wood. But you don't have to. It would possibly get annoying To HAVE to take care of it but no guy expects you to take care of it every morning. Not every guy is horny every morning.

[Asker]

I don't know what guy isn't & I did put if but gag had changed the title because I cursed (on accident)

[Kitten967]

I know a few guys who aren't horny every morning. Morning wood doesn't mean you are horny. It can mean you need to pee or you're still sleepy. Many guys get boners when they aren't actually horny and not every guy gets morning wood

[Asker]

Those guys seem complicated... Or am I just really simple?

[Kitten967]

You could possibly just be simple. Lol

[samhradh_leannan]

I've never had a partner who was actually horny every time he had morning wood. Usually it just means he has to pee.

[Asker]

@samhradh_leannan So you're saying it's not normal As in I have a problem

[samhradh_leannan]

No, not necessarily. I'm just saying it's not something I have encountered before. The idea of a guy needing his morning would to be "taken care of" is entirely foreign to me.

[Asker]

@samhradh_leannan Well I'm not them I guess it just depends on the person

[Anonymous]

The whole thought that your pee hardon is something a woman "needs to take care of" is really the problem. Two people have sex when they both want to. Sex is never a "necessity."

[Asker]

Lord, Jesus... you're blowing it out of proportion Maybe I should have put the IF in capital letters & parenthesis... obviously the guy will do it himself 99% of the time like he's done his whole life but that's not what I asked... I asked Would you be annoyed if you had to take care of it A simple yes Or no will do the trick, i promise. I never said, you have to take care of your husbands morning wood I said (IF) <~~

[Dale1982]

Thats a bit cynical. Try and see it from a fun point of view

[Opinion Owner]

@Dale1982 It's the problematic language that got to me. I love morning sex. I dislike when sex is hinted at as being a woman's duty, even if it's subtle. That's just my POV. (And you see there is someone else on this thread saying it's "inappropriate" for a woman not to attend to it.)

[Dale1982]

Your a wee bit defensive and uptight is all im saying. He just worded it in an ambiguous way. Gotta read between the lines a little. I doubt he meant women were duty bound

[Opinion Owner]

@Dale1982 Then why use language that suggests that? People can learn to change their attitudes toward women, and it takes women to say "Hey, what you said makes me uncomfortable and here's why." I didn't call him names or tell him he was awful. I simply addressed the problematic nature of what he said. Has this stopped being a discussion board where we can say what we think about people's questions?

[Dale1982]

No you don't need to go nuts though

[Opinion Owner]

@Dale1982 I didn't really. I just made a simple statement. OTHER people got upset about my saying it - and that is precisely why I say it - because there are still people who have a problem with being sensitive about how they talk about women and sex.

[Nodachi]

Well "taking care" of something insinuates that you are pushing the act of "doing something about it" as mandatory. I would resent the notion of acting in any manner of which I am forced to do anything. I act only if I want to do it.

[Asker]

You could've just said " yes it would be annoying"

[Nodachi]

... I could have. Or I could have typed what I did type. What is your point?

[Asker]

It was a waste I read all of that just to summarize your answer to yes

[Nodachi]

It took me like 1 minute to type. Wasn't really a waste. Plus it's like 2 sentences. Besides it wouldn't "annoy" me as much as it would be that I "resented" it, which are 2 different emotions.

[cuttl]

Seeing as his morning wood hardly ever has a happy ending, it would get extremely annoying.

[DonkeyRick69]

Why doesn't it have a happy ending?

[Aalila]

no it's natural a quicky in the morning is fun :)

[Miahh]

I agree

[askmepleaseme]

You don't need to take care of it at all lmao. I personally did it occasionally.

[Asker]

Well it's inappropriate leaving it that way

[askmepleaseme]

No it's not lmao. You have that when you're alone. What did you do then? lmao

[Asker]

What do you mean

[askmepleaseme]

Before you had a partner, you still had morning wood did you not? What did you do then with it?

[Asker]

depends if people are around you cover it up or hide it maybe lay on it

[askmepleaseme]

Ok? So why the fuck do you expect someone's job is to get you off? It's not. Sorry, not sorry :)

[Chubby_Tasha_]

not at all.. infact it's better to start your day with quickie rather than coffee

[Dakota2017]

I would agree to that

[desidoll]

It depends whether I'm in the mood or no. Look, I'm not a morning person and can be grumpy which is why sometimes I go to the kitchen (when I know he is about to wake up) and make breakfast or do something just to avoid giving head 😅

[Asker]

Well, that's the life of a guy, we having a morning ritual we have to take care of Well... some of us Some guys actually don't get morning wood, or even relive themselves, but yeah That's on our to do list

[Poppykate]

Yes it would get annoying... considering that I don't have a penis! Lol 😂

[Ellie_copter]

Morning wood is a sign of good health for a guy. However, it doesn't mean we're going to have sex every morning

[lucasnabizada]

OH hell yea...

[thatgirl16]

no I love morning sex

[linda86]

fun to play with, in control. try to make it explosive.

[cinderelli]

I don't know what would make it annoying.. also a girl doesn't HAVE to take care of it everyday.. I'd do it most of the time.. more so if he makes breakfast later ;P

[Browneye57]

If you do nothing it goes away. Who told you this line of BS?

And if a woman is annoyed by sex with her husband then the relationship will simply implode. I guarantee it.

[PearIyn]

i dont mind :D i would love to start the day with sex

[larazon]

my kind of girl

[catelyntje]

Who the hell would do that

[Kuraj]

Were you also told that wives have to take care of the husband's morning wood?

[Asker]

A man would do it for his woman without hesitation

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Nope

[Asker]

Nope as in It wouldn't bother you Or nope as in you wouldn't do it

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

It wouldn't bother me

[Asker]

At least one person thinks this way

[disgustingweebtrash]

Yes itd get annoying

[max_spy]

Yeah

[CT_CD]

No it wouldn't be annoying

[Asker]

I'm not sure if you mean your morning wood, or another mans morning wood, but I freaking love your simple understanding answer 😇