Guys OR Girls, what's your typical masturbation "routine"?

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Of course, every time could be different, but I mean most often, what time of day do you do it, where, do you use porn, fingers toys, etc? How do you usually do it before finishing?

Ok, so I will start. I tend to do it at night in my bed right before falling asleep. Usually horny thoughts have been building up all day, and that's when I have some time and privacy to take care of it (I have a room mate but we have separate bedrooms).

I don't usually look at porn, although I have of course. I usually just fantasize, maybe think about a guy I was turned on by that day, and put my hand down by pajama bottoms and into my panties. I lie on my back, rub around my clit first, not on it, and I put a finger in my pussy to get my finger wet. As I get more aroused, I will pull my pants and underwear down and start to stroke my clit. Sometimes I'll stroke my nipples through my t-shirt. Usually I don't take that off.

If I am horny enough, I usually get off in about 8-10 minutes. Then I usually just pull up my panties and pants and drift off to sleep.

What about all of you (guys and girls both!)?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Wow, I enjoyed reading about your routine. Here is mine.

I have to wait until I have privacy in my apartment, which is often the middle of the day. Usually I do it sitting in a chair at my desk. I definitely watch porn. Usually I start surfing my go to porn sites looking for some videos that look good. After watching one or two, I start to get hard and feel my cock against my pants. Then I usually pull my pants and underwear down and out of the way and start to stroke myself as I watch more videos.

If a video has really turned me on or interests me in some way (maybe the girl looks like I girl I know and think is hot), I will sometimes bookmark or save it. Usually after about 10 minutes of watching porn and stroking, I decide OK, this is fun but I want to cum.

At that point, I will either go back to one of the vid I bookmarked, or I will open some special files I have saved. One is a vid of me and an ex having sex that we made together. Sometimes I will open a photo of an ex girlfriend, or a girl I really want to fuck, and put that in the corner of the screen while I start a porn vid in the middle of the screen. I also have a sound file of an ex girlfriend having an orgasm which I sometimes put on loop and mute the sound of the other vids.

Then I grab a wad of kleenex with my left hand and just go for it. I stroke hard and harder and look at whatever I have decided to have on screen when I cum. As I feel the ejaculation starting, I put the kleenex wad over the tip of my cock and keep stroking. And enjoy the orgasm.

After I come down from the high of cumming, I wipe up any cum that the kleenex didn't catch, close all the porn windows, pull up my pants and go flush the kleenex.

How was that?

Being_a_good_Indian · Accepted Answer

This is one of the most #mature question which I had seen on this site.

I use my imagination power. I don't watch porn nowadays. Depending on the mood and need of my body. 🤐

All the best.

All time horny dudes are definitely going to answer your question in #legitimate way. 🙃

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I usually start masturbating as soon as I wake up. I don't wear panties to bed any more since I masturbate at night and again in the morning and I want access to my pussy. I take a shower soon after and usually play with the shower head. If I'm really desperate, I'll rub my pussy on the seat while I'm driving to my morning lectures.
When I come home in the afternoon I'll strip naked and spend a good half our or longer watching porn and masturbating. I'll draw my knees up and spread my legs wide open rub my clit or finger myself if I'm really wet. If I have chores to do I'll just walk around naked or bottomless so I can rub my clit while I'm working, or I'll stop as needed and hump the counters, table, chairs, etc.
Shower time again in the evening, and then I'll lay in bed and watch porn and masturbate again.

QueenofCups · Accepted Answer

I usually masturbate either in the morning or at night. I lie there and imagine a guy I like licking me. Once I feel myself getting wet, I slip my hand inside my panties and start teasing myself. I keep teasing till I feel my clit swell and poke out from under its hood. At that point, I push my panties down, put two fingers inside myself and rub my clit with my other hand. Then I keep playing with myself till my legs squeeze shut and I cum all over my fingers. Usually takes about fifteen minutes from a cold start to finish.

linds34 · Accepted Answer

90% of the time I just use my finger on my clit and cum in a couple of minutes. No specific time, just whenever I need to cum and my boyfriend isn't around.

zorn74 · Answer

These days it's at the computer and ejaculating into a glass. I'm a shooter and when younger I'd do it in bed but often had problems with it hitting the wall behind me or on the sheets. For a while I did it while kneeling, then when ready to cum, have a plate underneath me, lean forward and shoot. In fact, I did that once in the living room and a neighbor mom saw through the window. She waved, ha.

sugar1985 · Answer

I usually do it in the morning but I have also done it in public bathrooms when I get really horny. Really turns me on having other girls around and they have no clue I'm getting myself off

JimxBrown · Answer

Wow!

Seppelson · Answer

I watch porn, I do it if my girlfriend is not at home, I usw my hands. what is meant with hiw do you do it? I do it like all the guys

Anonymous · Answer

I take my back massager, lie down on my bed, grind my pussy against it, up and down, repeating, I take the back massager after 10 minutes and place it on my clit, I rub my clit against it until I cum.

Anonymous · Answer

I get hard, I rub one out, and then I move on with my day. Really not much to it.

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