How to talk dirty to my BF? Guys, what dirty things turn you on?

Question

We have been together for a while now. But every time he calls me and asks If I will talk dirty to him. I freeze up and don't know what to say. Or sometimes I just repeat the same things, so it get's boring, and less exciting. I have things in mind, it's just the heat of the moment I get really nervous! Guys, what should I say? How should I say it? How do I make it last? And what types of things do you like?

Alan180188 · Accepted Answer

- first rule: no thinking ! not in dirty talk, not in making out, not in sex !
you just live the moment and let your self go and swim with the flow !
when you wanna talk dirty, just close your eyes and imagine your self having sex and even start masturbating to help you engage in the act and forget there is someone listening to you on the phone and just say everything you have in mind and even moan if you feel like !
- second rule: use and do everything for your enjoyment !
do it as you're doing it to your self not for him, forget about him and enjoy the moment !
- last rule: he's a human like you, a brain and a heart ! so you shouldn't think about the judgment he might make or the comments he might say, you're doing something he's doing too, so if he don't like it then he might be on another page but doesn't mean you're wrong and he's right, no body can give themselves this right !

AustinMan · Accepted Answer

Check out Google. There's a lot of great stuff there. Appealing to his biggest fantasies is a good idea.

Lexi_b · Accepted Answer

1. If he asks what you're doing say you've just gotten out of the shower
2. Say you miss him
3. Say that there's a surprise first him at home
4. When he comes home wear nothing but a towel
5. Batabingbataboom

Dragon6901 · Answer

When you enjoy what you're doing he may as well or remove himself to allow you to find one more compatible.

Political_dude · Answer

Dirty things never turn me on instead it is a very big turn off.  I mean, imagine taking about 💩 while having sexual intercourse. Isn't that disgusting?

Davidwatts · Answer

Try closing your eyes and talk to him about what you would like him to do to you. Go into details. Describe it as what is doing to you. Think of a scenario before it happens on the phone.. and it works both ways.. nothing stopping him from talking dirty to you