What was the most embarrassing moment in your sex life?

[EM9389]

Be truthful. Anyway my most embarrassing moment for me was back actually a couple months ago I was sleeping with my girlfriend in her bed, we were both naked because it was summer and it was so hot, and we woke up the next day, to find I had had a wet dream (I have them now and then) anyway so as I was naked and she was naked I managed to get it all over both of us lol, when we got up we were both so confused lol and then I realised what Happened and she laughed and I got embarrassed lol, it was quite the experience haha. So what is your most embarrassing moment or story to do with your sex life or just something like that.

[taleswapper]

Gods, to be that young again... So, when I was in high-school, my best friend in the whole world accused me of stealing 'his' girl. I thought it was more taking his leavings, but it upset him, so ever after, I put any girl he showed the slightest interest in behind a wall. Bros before hoes, and all that, right?
Fast-forward five years or so. He invites me to visit him and his wife in Alaska. I'd been there two days or so, and out of the blue, while we were all in his car, he asked me why I hadn't made a pass at her. So I told him. Turns out they often had threesomes, so she asked him to broach the subject Well, not being adverse to the idea, I took her out from behind that mental wall, and seduced her. Or she seduced me, or something. We ended up in sixty-nine on her bed, and I was so caught up in eating her out I completely lost track of my own body, and came all over her breasts and belly, like a fifteen year old boy.. D'oh!

[EM9389]

Lol well that’s pretty good for a 15 year old to be doing all that stuff haha. Fair play man.

[taleswapper]

But not so much at 23. Fast forward five years, remember? :)

[thomasf4532]

Well I havnt had much of a sex life in general but I'd say the most embarrassing moment was the first opportunity i had to have sex. Took her home after being out played some horror games then went through to my room watch some netflix and messed around a little bit, but because it was my first time my nerves were shot and i started shaking a little bit and couldn't get hard at all 😂 i felt so bad you don't even know at least she got off or is have felt even worse.

Your most embarrassing moment sounds horrible i can imagine the how you felt man.

[EM9389]

That happend to me on my first time man so it’s all good quite awkward but I got there in the end, and yeah my story was pretty embarrassing lol but we joke around about it lol so it’s all good I’m just waiting for the day when she wakes up wet and i can laugh at her lol jk haha.

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend and I got really drunk on my birthday because I had just turned 2l. We were both horny and decided to have sex (bad idea). We were only about 10 minutes into it when I puked all over his carpet. When I say I have never been more embarrassed in my life, I truly mean it lol. Luckily he was totally understanding and knew that I still didn't know my limits. I was super duper mortified and insisted on cleaning up my mess even though I was so unbalanced aha :P

[sydneykab]

Wouldn't say embarrassing but it was quite funny- we were having sex in the shower and we both slipped and ended up falling out of the shower. Ended up a little bruised- he was definitely embarrassed I was just glad neither of us broke any bones 😂

[EM9389]

Haha wow sounds sore, I’m more interested in how to have sex in a shower standing up lol.

[sydneykab]

It's fun!

[Theladywithcurls]

I was drunk, high, and thought my PMS was gone. Then, my ex boyfriend penetrated me and i decided after to give him a blowjob, which was the worst decision ever because I licked my own blood and threw up immediately after. Don't judge!

[EM9389]

Wow drunk sex just doesn’t work for anyone lol.

[Flower-petal]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[oksurething]

Oh, that made me puke. Jeez!

[Flower-petal]

@oksurething I don't doubt it. Lol That sucks and it's hilarious 😂

[Anonymous]

I got friendzoned in the middle of foreplay.

I win the most embarrassing sexual story.

[EM9389]

Oh no no that’s so bad, how and why omg.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol who knows. He never really gave me a good answer. But he still tells me I'm amazing and compliments my looks, so I've decided not to take it too personally.

[EM9389]

Oh I don’t know i would hate that I can’t imagine what that must have felt like, were you in the middle of something?

[Opinion Owner]

I was naked and straddling him, kissing him. Yes it was mortifying. And I couldn't leave because I'd had too much to drink and couldn't drive. So we ended up watching a movie and cuddling all night. I won't even go into the details of how much more awkward it got the next day. 😂

[EM9389]

Wow that’s a mental story lol and I can believe the next day would have been so awkward lol. I feel sorry for you.

[Opinion Owner]

Let's just say the next day I met his grandma. Lol shit you can't make this stuff up. This is my life.

[XRabbitHeartX]

I once got my nose broken while having sex.

Yeah full on broken. I had a swollen face for a week.

I'm not even gonna try to explain how it happened

[EM9389]

That’s like a whole new level of WTF lol.

[XRabbitHeartX]

Yeah it was a accident obviously though. I should have said that. We switched positions and it just went horribly wrong.

[Jordyn_17]

Lol! Lol! Lol

[Bethiousity]

i was at my bf's house and we were in the basement. i was giving him a blowjob and his older brother walked in. don't think he even saw what i was doing but i was still mortified.

[BigRayFromNC]

One time going way back I went to the movies with this girl and during the movie we decided to start to make out and one thing led to the next and a little while later she decided to unzip my pants and decided to start sucking my Bishop off.

About 10 minutes later while she was sucking my Bishop off and she was really trying to polish my helmet the next thing I saw was a flashlight in my face from the guy who was working there telling us you are not allowed to do that in here and the girl I was with told him this, "Hey fuck you and I will suck his cock whenever I want and if you don't like it you can go choke on a log of shit you mother fucker!".

I was more than embarrassed and really felt like shit over it and I decided to zip up my pants and left her there...

[EM9389]

Oh damm, I bet you were gutted though lol 😂

[HotJealousy]

I got very drunk, went out with my friends and his room mates, next thing i remember I wake up in one of his female roommates' bed, wearing her pyjamas. Apparently me and her danced all night, went back to her place and I took off my clothes, put her pyjamas on and layed down on her bed and while she was undressing... for some fun, I passed out on her bed... having to ask what happened and hearing it straight from her was the worst bit :P

[EM9389]

Haha drunk fun lol, I’ve been there haha.

[HotJealousy]

It was fun looking back at it :P at the time i woke up in a strange bed, in a strange room, with my arm around someone I met the day before, with no idea how I got there or what happened it was less fun haha

[EM9389]

Haha that’s funny lol, did you guys do anything when you were drunk that you know of haha.

[HotJealousy]

From what I was told, no, we danced and did some friendly grinding :P but there was no kissing at the clubs and when we did eventually get back to hers, i had already passed out before there was time for anything to happen :P I wanted stuff to happen but i guess my brain took over and told my dick I was too drunk :P

[EM9389]

Haha lol I have never been that drunk where I just sleep instantly haha.

[HotJealousy]

Oh I have, I've made some seriously questionable decisions while drunk haha

[EM9389]

Thats the thing I try not to do lol, I know my limits, mostly haha

[HotJealousy]

I know my limits, I just choose to actively ignore them, it's more fun that way, waking up with regrets is the sign of a good night :P

[EM9389]

I agree with that lol.

[HotJealousy]

What's the worst thing you've done drunk? :P

[EM9389]

Went to a friends house, got rather drunk and when he was driving me home pissing himself laughing at me I apparently pretended to drive his car from the passenger seat, and. Then I thought it would be funny and pulled the handbrake lol, we were going like 15MPH lol and we spun 180, lucky it was like 2am and know one on the road. Anyway we’re still good pals and we joke about it lol.

[Purple_Babe14]

Lol, I like you story better than any of these..

[EM9389]

Haha being drunk is so random lol you don’t know what to do.

[HotJealousy]

When I'm drunk i just find everything funny, especially myself :D

[QuarterNote]

Well, I don't have a sex life. And I don't know why the heck you're having sex at 18 unless you're in a REALLY committed relationship.

[EM9389]

Lol the leagal sex age in the Uk Is 16 so technically I’m like 2 years late, and yes my girlfriend and I are in an amazing relationship, now been going for about 9 months or so.

[QuarterNote]

9 months is too short for me personally, but it's great your relationship is going well. Hope it stays strong.

[EM9389]

Really, how long would you have to be with someone to Consider having sex with them, and thanks a lot I’m sure we’ll be doing great in the future.

[QuarterNote]

Perhaps a few years. Or at least enough to know that person will stick by you through thick and thin.

[EM9389]

Yeah I can relate, good for you man.

[kittycat119]

We decided to have a little fun in the shower and I decided to try and be sexy, dumbass idea. I ended up falling right on my butt and somehow started bleeding everywhere

[EM9389]

Ooooh no that would be bad.

[kittycat119]

Yeah it was bad. I ended up at the hospital and had to explain how I ended up cutting my booty. It was horrible lol. Though I did end up getting sex later that day

[EM9389]

Haha straight back on the saddle lol, that’s amazing haha.

[kittycat119]

I was horny, I couldn't wait lol

[EM9389]

Haha I know that feeling lol 😂

[t70mme]

Kitty you horny a lot

[ladsin]

Whiskey dick with a good friend of mine... I was drunk and ran out of the house getting dressed while she just layed on the couch 😂

Oh, that and I peed on a girls face when I was 16

[EM9389]

Haha just drunk things lol, I’m i right haha.

[ladsin]

Yup. Me and her hooked up later though, and I still got her off, just couldn't put my dick in 😂 When I peed on the girl alcohol wasn't involved, she was blowing me and I thought I was about to cum

[EM9389]

Hahaha I’m sorry but that seems rather discussing lol 😂 but hey at least you know you can get a girl off without your dick and you were drunk, that deserves some kind of achievement lol 😂.

[ladsin]

It does, I got my whiskey badge, I've also gotten my red wings.

[EM9389]

Haha amazing lol

[ladsin]

Give it some time, I'm sure you'll get a few badges

[EM9389]

I hope so lol I think, I might have some already and just not know it haha.

[socklint]

everytime I pulled my pants down, I'm under 4 inches hard and like one inch soft,

[CubsterShura]

Don't invite me to these questions.

[EM9389]

Ok, won’t do it again.

[Jesslin412]

Haven’t had a sex life

[EM9389]

Damm you’ll get there your a great looking girl.

[Jesslin412]

Well thank you! Kind of scared to honestly 🤷🏻‍♀️

[EM9389]

Listen I know it’s your first time and all but everyone will have to go through with it eventually and seriously once you do it you will be like wow why was I so scared, anyway what’s scaring you and I’ll try to help you out.

[Jesslin412]

Just an intimate trusting thing to do with someone. Plus don’t want to get pregnant

[EM9389]

First of all use condoms every time, secondly guys are just as nervous going into it and thirdly after the first 10 seconds all the fear will have gone and you will start to enjoy it trust me.

[Jesslin412]

☹️ I don’t believe you lol just seems so scary

[EM9389]

Hey I was in the same boat as you at one point and I was also terrified, I was that scared I couldn’t even get hard for like a minute when we were about to start but after I got over the nerves it was one of the best experience of my life, like seriously it’s incredible and as long as your man is smart and uses condoms and listens to you for what feels good and what doesn’t yours could be the same, it’s just an unforgettable experience. Trust me I’ve had sex lol I know, hey why don’t you make a post about it and I bet a lot of people Would say the same as me.

[Jesslin412]

😊😅 mmmm

[EM9389]

Haha I don’t know how to respond to that lol 😂

[Jesslin412]

😂 sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

[EM9389]

It’s ok lol 😂 no worries.

[Just_a_human]

Some people will not have to go through with it eventually

[LeeKenz]

I don't have any embarrassing moments

[EM9389]

Common there must be something, anything funny or bad.

[LeeKenz]

Well I've had plenty of bad experiences. I guess my mom did walk in on me when I was masturbating

[EM9389]

Ohhh that’s bad, I’ve never been caught although I have came close (no pun intended).

[LeeKenz]

Haha.

[Purple_Babe14]

Lol wow...@LeeKenz was she mad?

[LeeKenz]

No she just walked out and said come up stairs when you're done.

[EM9389]

At least she was understanding lol that conversation could have gone a lot worse haha.

[LeeKenz]

Oh it got worse...

[EM9389]

Oh no, what next lol.

[LeeKenz]

Two days later she talked me about what I was using and said that she would get me a toy if I wanted...

[Purple_Babe14]

Lol, wow!!!

[Purple_Babe14]

That means she was doing it when she was your age

[LeeKenz]

Yeah that's when it got more awkward

[EM9389]

Ok now that’s ether the coolest mum or the weirdest Mum (n offence.

[LeeKenz]

Of course she was

[LeeKenz]

I told her I'd rather stick with what I was using than go shopping with her for a dildo

[Purple_Babe14]

@EM9389 lol, yeah

[LeeKenz]

She is a pretty cool mom tho

[EM9389]

Yeah, it would be rather strange going to a sex shop with your mum lol but nice to know she was understanding and cool about it.

[LeeKenz]

Yeah. She was fine with it.

[EM9389]

That’s cool then.

[LeeKenz]

Yeah.

[DesiBeautyLover]

When I was 16 a nurse stuck her hand down my shorts and I premature ejaculated.

[EM9389]

I’m sorry I laughed really hard at that lol 😂, how bloody horny were you lol haha.

[DesiBeautyLover]

I wasn't until she made me horny. I was only 16 so give me a break, but if that happens when I'm with a girl it's gonna be REALLY embarrassing.

[EM9389]

Yeah to be honest I can’t say much the first time I had sex I lasted a few minutes if that lol.

[DesiBeautyLover]

Lol. That's normal your first time. I'm surprised you lasted THAT long.

[EM9389]

Well I was probably exaggerating lol more like 3/4 minuets lol haha.

[DesiBeautyLover]

That's still long. Most men usually last a few seconds.

[MrNameless]

the hell.. and how did she react? did she notice?

[DesiBeautyLover]

@MrNameless She gave me some tissues and told me to go to the bathroom, so she clearly knew

[sexymonkeybanana]

Well at least thats a compliment

[DesiBeautyLover]

@sexymonkeybanana I was a virgin and she was a MILF, so it's not my fault. And she told me to undo my shorts for her, which gave me a boner, and than she unzipped them, which is what really did it.

[sexymonkeybanana]

That might be embarassing but its a fantastic kinda awesome story.

[DesiBeautyLover]

@sexymonkeybanana That's the only sexual experience I've had with a woman so I cherish it

[Jordyn_17]

Me and my boyfriend were doing it and he literally farted in my face! It was the most disgusting and hilarious thing that ever happened to us. We laughed historically after

[gobsmacked3]

Sitting in an emergency ward due to a ripped foreskin

[EM9389]

Oh fuck no no no I don’t even want to think about that haha omg.

[gobsmacked3]

yup- wasn't pleasant on many levels. i am sure many at the hospital would have had a real giggle at my expense

[EM9389]

In would literally be sick I’m not Joking lol.

[Flower-petal]

The almighty queef 😂

[EM9389]

Haha wow lol.

[Flower-petal]

Lolzzz

[captianman]

She cried after sex it was my first time.

[EM9389]

Why did she cry?

[captianman]

I guess it was to emotional she was with several guys before me so she wasn't unfamiliar with sex

[EM9389]

I’m still confused lol was it her who was embarrassed or you lol.

[captianman]

I don't really get embarrassed but it was an embarrassing moment probably for both of us

[EM9389]

Ah I see lol haha.

[msg812]

sex life is no life for me.

[oksurething]

Realising that it doesn't exist.

[EM9389]

Rip you, you’ll get there man.

[sexymonkeybanana]

Puked on a girls pussy during oral as she came. I was very drunk. That was the angriest orgasm I've ever seen.

[Nahid1234]

Don’t invite me to this question.

[EM9389]

I don’t even follow you, how can i invite you? Don’t assume before you look.