Blowjob horror stories?

Guys, share with us the stories of the worst blowjobs you got, and what made them so bad
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  • 2 stories

    My ex was trying to deeothroat me and he has locked meaning she couldn't open her mouth she had to scrape her teeth the whole way back up my shaft which was not pleasant at all.

    A hook up was giving me a blowjob and when I came in her mouth she freaked out spat the gun at me and started shouting at me. She didn't say don't come in her mouth so I just assumed she knew it would happen. Anyway she's the reason I now always warn girls when I'm about to blow.

    • Damn, the last one was a bit jerkish of her

    • Yea I thought so too. If she had have said something before hand I would have happily warned her so she could get out the way. To be honest she was terrible at it, although she said she'd done it before I wouldn't be surprised if it was her first time and she didn't know that men cum

  • I remember feelings girls teeth. I actually kinda liked it, no problem. But its sometimes a problem if she puts a lot of pressure on the tip.

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  • scked my ball to hard, could not walk for a week lmao

  • Honestly the only surefire way to get a bad bj experience is to not guide the girl at all and not tell her what feels good. If you guide them it should all go smoothly, girls don't read minds! (Atleast that I know of)

  • She told me it was ok to cum in her mouth.. when I did, it was a gag fest.. she started, then I started because she was gagging.. if a camera was there, it would have been a the greatest comedy script ever!

    • That's one of my biggest fears lol But this was so damn funny 😂😂

  • Don't know if it was worst or not.. but I was driving when she insisted.. so I took my dick out and she started sucking it.. and it actually made me harder.. I started enjoying it and suddenly some girl came in front of the car and I put brakes so hard that the car got slipped. And when it stopped she was staring at me with anger and when she saw her getting up from. my dick she started shying.. lol but I enjoyed all that :p

  • Haven't really had a horrible bj. Only as i got older, I don't cum nearly as easy as i used to. Still love them but after 15 mins, I get bored and soft :p

  • What's blowjob?

    • Oral sex

    • Oh okay

    • You mean fellatio?

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  • Got one from my ex once. It was badly done. I could see her doing it, but she lacked enough enthusiasm and effort that I literally couldn't feel anything she was doing.

  • No such thing for me lol

    • That's actually a relief to hear lol

    • Ya try not to worry too much.. guys love bjs, good or bad lol

  • Hahaha I like this question. But didn't have bad bj, every was good enough

  • It isn't HORRIBLE or SUPER PAINFUL but sometimes i feel my girlfriends teeth and it hurts like a motherf*cker

    • Damn, all guys hate teeth. Tbh I never understood why but will definitely avoid it!

    • Well imagine someone rubbing your clit against their teeth. Its painful

    • Oh that's a good way to explain it, I would hate it too

  • Teeth.

  • Feeling teeth

  • I honestly never had a bad one. Every one was really good and special and stood out positively. You have a bad one?

  • The worst one for me was when he was too thick and he decided to shove it down my throat and make me gag, it also hurt my jaw a lot.

    • Ouch

    • Yeah, it hurt for a day or two after that.