How to squirt? (Read Below.) Help me?

[Anonymous]

Ok so i lied to my current boyfriend. Whenever we have phone sex, he thinks i squirt for him. In all actuality, I only squirted once and that was during phone sex with an ex. I put pressure on my clit by placing my hand between my legs and holding down on my clit using my middle finger. Once i released about 5 mins later, i squirted. But that was months ago, i can't make myself do it again and i need to figure out how before my boyfriend comes over in a few weeks. Should i just pee? And maybe he’ll think its me squirting?

[AustinTXGuy]

We can work it out. It's not easy but it's possible. First drink a lot of water. A hydrated body will make it much easier to get wetter and squirt when the time comes. Although it's possible to squirt from clit stimulation it's not common. Some girls will get the urge to squirt from stimulating your urethra (pee hole) and that may have been what you actually did. The best way though is through gspot stimulation. Hooking a finger up inside you or using a angled toy is best. Most girls use a toy because it's hard to hook your finger the right way.

[Asker]

I dont use toys but this is very helpful. I think i did drink lots of water that day and i barely ever drink water, so i stay dehydrated. Im gonna try :)

[AustinTXGuy]

Excellent. Let me know how it turns out

[Anonymous]

It’s better u tell ur boyfriend the truth. U can casually say that I don’t squirt every time!! And it’s not in ur control !! I am sure he will realise !!

[Asker]

I've said that but he keeps makin me try. So i eventually fake like i did

[Opinion Owner]

Well even then u can tell him that lately u r not getting any squirting even if I try !! So when he sees you in near future he is neither surprised nor disappointed!!

[Prima_Dana]

Squirting is natural for some girls and for other girls, it isn't. Don't stress about it.

[Asker]

But he already thinks i can

[Prima_Dana]

You shouldn't have lied to him.

[hifi6788]

Just enjoy yourself you will do it

[subinshrestha]

Ya i need u

[Asker]

I’ll try

[PhenomenalPancake]

There's instructional websites for this kind of thing. There's a specific technique that produces optimal results, but I forget what exactly it is.

[Asker]

Dang :(

[Goodwifie]

Well you can't force yourself to do it.

[Asker]

Why not

[Goodwifie]

It just doesn't happen that way. My husband kept asking me to do it and I just felt way to pressured it made me feel uncomfortable.

[20yearsolder]

@Goodwifie Just because your husband wants you to squirt doesn't mean you have the ability to squirt. Majority of woman don't squirt.

[Goodwifie]

it was the feeling of being pressured that stopped me from completely letting go. I can but not every time.

[20yearsolder]

Is it easier to achieve when you masturbate? When I've seen it occur it's usually a woman stimulating her clit.

[Goodwifie]

nope

[20yearsolder]

I don't mean to creep you out. You squirt from penetration?

[Goodwifie]

only ever

[20yearsolder]

Thank you for your response

[Asker]

she's right about pressure. I could never orgasm from sex with my ex (not the one mentioned above) because he pressured me into sex. I felt guilty for religious reasons and just couldnt enjoy it

[Goodwifie]

Um sex needs to be 100% consensual. no one should be pressured into sex.

[20yearsolder]

Two different topics really.

[Goodwifie]

exactly.

[DivideByZero]

Unless you can release your urine with sonic speed I wouldn't suggest to tell a lie.

Do some research, I believe squirting is a product of G-Spot stimulation instead of a clit.

[Asker]

Hmm okay didn't know that. And yea when i pee it shoots far into the toilet hehe

[DivideByZero]

Lol. Well you can also blame him for not making you squirt 🙃 a dick move (no pun intended), but hey, the ends justify the means.

[Asker]

I mean we’ve only had phone sex. He tries tho

[DivideByZero]

Tries? Hmm. He must be the keeper, for most men try only for themselves.

[Asker]

Hahhaha

[chris1984]

its just a phone sex fantasy, doesn't have to be real.

if you meet up, explain you can't actually squirt on demand, but would be interested in learning how with him. if you are that is.

[Asker]

He’d know i been fakin this whole time tho :(

[chris1984]

yeah but thats what i mean. phone sex is about imagination, although someone actually doing it is hot too. as said, offer to learn it together, and explain its not actually something you can do but it is something you fantasise about.

[sawno]

That wasn't smart of you that you lied, because the nervousness for having to alone could ruin any build up you get making the sex awful and not intense enough to be able to squirt like that.

When a girl squirts its usually a mixture of a really intense and long, good build up. Especially if you start trembling and shaking all over because of all the pleasure its a good sign you will squirt at the end. Combine it with a lot of g-spot stimulation rather then clitoral ones (Mixture of the two is good) and you get a nice chance of squirting.

But seriously, you should not lie to your boyfriend like that because he will be super dissapointed when he notices that you can't squirt in front of him. Because you do it so easily normally he might feel very insecure because why wouldn't you be able to when he is around? Its probably for the best that you admit that you lied to make the phone sex more fun for him if you fail to do it in real life so he doesn't have to feel to bad about himself.

[Asker]

you're right. I’ll tell him honeymoon night

[Intraluminal]

Don't lie in a relationship. You've told one lie. That's enough, now stop. It's a relationship killer.

[Asker]

But the thought of me squirting turns him on so much

[Intraluminal]

Then let him get close enough to you physically and emotionally to learn how to please you so you really do squirt. Life and love are about the journey, not the destination.

[Asker]

Well we are long distance but ok aha

[Intraluminal]

So when you meet IRL let that start or restart your relationship.

[donk891]

Just pee

[Asker]

Lol yea i was thinkin that

[donk891]

It's easier than learning how to squirt and guys will like it just the same even if they figure out it's pee

[Asker]

Ok good lol

[kamalravi25]

Try stimulating ur g spot.
Close your eyes n think something that makes you wet.

[Asker]

Damn just readin that made me wet

[kamalravi25]

Good... thats so quick. But for a squirt... Yo have to feel it deep inside.

[Groisu]

If he can't make you squirt it's his fault

[Asker]

We’ve only had phone sex

[Groisu]

That's what I'm saying though that don't prove anything when it gets down to it he's gotta perform on his own

[FireDrake]

@groisu, some girls can and others just can't. The girl needs to relax and feel comfortable. Even then the girl just might not. Its no ones fault

[Groisu]

If your wanting to make em squirt then you gotta put the effort in and I've never come across one that didn't after enough effort you just suck in bed

[FireDrake]

Whatever you say kid

[Groisu]

That only works when your older than I am kid

[FireDrake]

Exactly, your choice of words and sentence structure show your immaturity and low self esteem since you went on the offensive telling me "i suck in bed" My girlfriend disagrees you and is laughing do hard rn. but thats ok. I've nothing to prove to you child :)

[Groisu]

I don't need to talk proper to know I'm better than someone<3

[Groisu]

And you can talk online all you want all that proves I'd you like to waste your time soon as I get off work this conversation ends

[FireDrake]

Ego can be a major downfall. Many girls find that very unattractive. But you do you and ill do me. We aren't gonna get anywhere talking so meh

[Groisu]

Nope and plenty of girls also like an ego

[FireDrake]

"When i get off work this conversation ends" so you're playing "games" while working? Shit. We got a badass over here!!

[Groisu]

Nah I got like 10 minutes you just caught me at an opportune moment

[FireDrake]

I bet. Off to catch the school bus in 10 minutes you mean?

[FireDrake]

Nice to know i cam waste you're time :) thank you bud

[Groisu]

Nah this lazy motherfucker is always running late I swear to Christ I'm always waiting here like an hour after I'm supposed to be asleep this shit pisses me off to no end

[FireDrake]

Wait... lol you ugly as fuck... you get girls? Looooool

[FireDrake]

I can't even take this anymore lol. I can't take you seriously loool peace out bro. Id see you're dr about getting some face medicine... a lot

[Groisu]

I'm as good looking as I need to be which is none

[DaNeZ]

I'd recommend telling the truth, listening to a FEMALE below, experience with yourself with your masturbation. 2nd option is probably more helpful.

[Asker]

Yea i hardly masturbate. But ok i’ll try

[AlwaysBelieving]

Sorry, I got distracted by the gif.

Anyways, Just tell him that you don't regularly squirt.

[Asker]

Lol i love doing that on purpose hehe... the distraction

[AlwaysBelieving]

Now the question is, "would you do that for you guy?"

[Asker]

Of course

[AlwaysBelieving]

Just checkin... we don't need another cock tease around (here).

[Asker]

Im nothing but a tease haah

[AlwaysBelieving]

OK I'm not checking this post anymore so I don't get distracted by that gif.

[Asker]

You know u wanna cum... back and check this post

[AlphaStyles]

How to squirt? Easy go drink water

[Asker]

And then what

[AlphaStyles]

And when you want to start rub your clitoris slow and gentle and feel the pleasure and as it gets intense stick two fingers rapidly in ur pussy and fast fuck and behold thy pussy flood gate shall open

[AlphaStyles]

Thanks a lot for making me hard as I was typing this stuff aaaaaaannnnnnd there it goes again

[Asker]

Yea just readin this made me wet. But thanks for the tip hehe

[Asker]

You helped the gifqueen well. Shhhh... keep quiet

[AlphaStyles]

Lolz I hope you didn't wet your panties and shorts lolz nd you welcome anytime

[AlphaStyles]

Well glad to be of service to the gifqueen lolz oo is I am guessing the scenario where I am talking and you put your fingers on my lips and say sshhhhh 😂😂

[kiprauhl]

Okay ur story got me pretty horny 😳 wanna chat?

[Asker]

Lol well my plan worked. But i have a boyfriend now, so nope can't help you

[kiprauhl]

Damn ur naughty. Making dudes hard and then sayi have a boy

[Asker]

Well i listed in the paragraph above that i have a boyfriend haha

[kiprauhl]

Lol I read over that stuff when I see the word squirt

[Asker]

Better watch the gif above lol

[kiprauhl]

Haha lol it is good looking

[kabureck]

Smell is different

[Asker]

Lmao 😂

[kabureck]

He be like wtf smells. like piss lol then you gotta explain that lmao

[Asker]

😅 he's a virgin who doesn't know much so i may can pull it off

[Piperr]

Peeing is NOT an option
Be honest, it will make your relationship 10X more, lies-based relationships don't last

[Asker]

I’ll tell him honeymoon night

[sidvt]

Just feel every bit of sex chat in real as happening with heart full of luv u can have it

[Asker]

I mean this guy turns me on more than my ex so I don't know why i can't for him

[sidvt]

Can u come to personal chat I can help u with

[sidvt]

Out of this app

[Asker]

Um no, you can help me right here

[sidvt]

Ok trust problem I understood just feel it yaar the problem might be u r just attracted when u see him n no feelings on him so u r not able to squirter when u r offline with him

[sidvt]

Am I wrong