What is one of the most awkward sexual situations you have ever experienced?

What is one of the most awkward sexual situations you have ever experienced?



I was at a boys house one day after middle school classes and for some reason, he wanted to have sex in his parents room so we did.
Right as we were finishing, we heard the automatic garage door opening.
As I was slipping my dress over my head, the boy went over to the window, opened it , took off the screen and told me to climb out the window. (How do your keep your nylons from getting torn climbing out a window? ... lol)
I did and snuck around the side of the house and walked home.
Apparently, he put the used condom in his parents toilet but forgot to flush it.
A while later my parents got a call from his parents telling them what had happened.
My parents told his parents that they would have a talk with me.
My dad came into my room to tell me about the call from the boys parents and said to... "be more careful next time!" ... lol
Ok, I shared one of mine, now tell me one of yours... please!
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I'm all reading these like thank God I don't have any ish like this haha then I remembered 2 off the top of my head...

    One was one time me and my X were having sex on the living room couch, Mom comes home walks around the corner, I throw the blanket over us. I'm on top of her missionary style so I'm like "act like your asleep!" So we pass out, Mom starts a convo with me, the talk lasted about 5-7 minutes. She walked away without a clue. The funny part is I was inside her the whole time during the convo lol. We finished after...

    2ndly, I was in my room with my last x on top me, I was fingering her, she had already gotten off a few times when my good ol Ma... Again... Walks into my room. I put the cover over her and she starts bitching about how the girls Dad is at the front door looking for her. I say I have no bloody idea where she is but I'll call her. She pauses and looks at me like "well are you going to get the fuck up or?'... Lmao. I said yea yea one minute, I'm just waking up.

    One thing I've learned is if your Gunna get walked in on, cover your selves up with a blanket if available and act like your sleeping. Tried and tested, TRUST

  • The one i remember most is when my girlfriends parents were away for a couple days. We decided one day to make use of the kitchen table. Needless to say wnile i was going down on her we heard the garage door opening. We stopped and dressed in record time. However we didn't have time to clean the table befor her mom and dad were setting the table for dinner. As it was a custome for her dad to sit at the end of the table. It was unable for him not to notice the scent. During dinner her dad made a comment like something smells different in the house. Her mom burst in with yes dear i believe these two were cleaning the table
    That was truelly an awkward dinner
    At least her parents liked me

  • Banging a girl in my parents hot tub that was in there backyard while my parents were in bed sleeping. As she was riding me I heard the backdoor open and her and I both froze to see my dad standing there. He said make sure you shut the lights off when you're done and he went back to bed

    • Coolest dad EVER!

    • Yea I was lucky to have cool somewhat laid back parents growing up not sure if it was good or bad but definitely good for me cuz I got to pretty much do what I wanted and my friends all loved my parents as well because their parents were nothing like mine , my parent house became the party house , my parents would rather us party there instead of going out and getting in trouble lol

    • Another awkward embarrassing story but funny cuz deserved it ,. One night my friends and I went drinking at a bar and this girl there that had the hots for me asked my friend if I was single and that she would screw my brains out. My friend tells me and I wasn't attracted toward her of course my friends were pressuring me to take her home and get a blow job and get laid but wasn't my thing my friends kept saying get wasted and then take her home, so I did but this is why I never did this again. Let's just say i couldn't get hard and ended up falling asleep when I woke up she was still there I was an a hole but I told her she had to leave cuz I had somewhere to be , so she left and as she was walking out the door I didn't realize my parents were home

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  • She actually laughed when she dropped my pants and then the situation was ruined for me... she felt sorry afterwards I believe, but I think its the most embarrassing thing for a guy to happen😬

    • Hahahahahahahaha

    • @lMike Mr Mike, you have made my day but at the expense of poor Mr Shy.
      Sorry Mr Shy but Mr Mike did get a big laugh out of me today, and I needed it! ... lol
      awkward sex situation

    • Thats mean of you both😳😳😳 ms laurie you enjoy the suffering of others?😅

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  • I’ve had a few. How about when I was giving my boyfriend of the time a blow job in his car, while parked a few houses down from my house. As my head was in his lap doing some amazing work, he was tapping the brake in pleasure. A cop apparently saw the flashing light and pulled up behind us, and turned on his signal. But I was occupied and couldn’t see and brilliant boyfriend had his eyes closed. Just as he’s about to cum, he holds my head down. That’s when the cop knocks on the drivers side window. And boyfriend tenses up and cums hard down my throat, all the while holding me down. When he lets go I sit up w cum on my chin. The officer asked where we lived. I told him I lived a few houses down and he said to go home and clean up. I could have died of embarrassment.

    • OMG Ms Maria, that is an awkward one. I think your in line for MHO with that one for sure! OMG... lol

    • Lol. Yeah. It’s also a relationship killer. But I laugh about it now. Almost got a ticket for how good I was.

    • ... lol, you are so funny!

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  • The walls in my house are incredibly thin and my bedroom wall has my housemate's bathroom on the other side of it. You can hear everything happening on the other side of the wall so he tends to play music and sing whenever he uses the toilet.

    So it was one of the most awkward situations when he started playing music and singing while I was going down on a guy who was about to finish. I had to stop for about 5 minutes to get myself together because I found it so funny, which the guy I was with wasn't too happy about 😂

    • LOL that is pretty funny

  • When my boyfriend and I first started dating we both still lived at home. His family was moving houses. They were mostly moved into the new place and just left some old boxes and furnature at the the old house. So in order to get some time alone we'd go to the old house where there was still a sofa.
    Thats how i met his dad. We were grtting physical when his dad came to the house and almost walked in on us. He didn't see anything but he knew what was happening.
    The same thing happened on a separate day with his mom.

  • Most awkward sex for me had to be last year when we'd had a good month at work and they paid for us to have a mega blow out party. At the end of the night me and one of the guys thought we'd found a discreet spot near the smoking shelter outside for a quickie but what we didn't know was the minibus had come to collect us and some guys had already boarded. The bus had parked up with a great view of us doing it.

    • that's funny and hot :)

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  • Sorry, don't have an awkward story of me having sex, but the other day at a party it was 5am and I went to one of the bedrooms to sleep.
    Next minute I hear quiet muffled sounds and realize there's a couple fucking next door. At that moment I sneeze twice REALLY LOUDLY. After a brief silence and giggle they decided to moan at full volume. Walked back to the others in the main room who could hear it through the thin walls.

    The sheepish look on the couple's hung over faces in the morning was priceless.

  • In the middle of his orgasm I was playing with his balls and he moan no balls. I started laughing and he shot cum in my hair. We were at my parents house and my little sister was in the one bathroom. So we left saying I wasn't feeling well and praying that they couldn't smell the cum.

  • Why are you asking Anonymously?

  • Yep having our ten year old son storm into our bedroom was pretty embarrassing "yelling at us to stop it"

  • My ex is a 30-sec guy... so awkward!

  • Sex with a ten inch cock. He barely fit inside me and it banged against my cervix when we fucked. Not fun.

    • OMG YOU!

    • Who hasn’t been there. Lol. Maybe not the 10 inches though 😢

  • Does watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on count?

    • Most certainly Ms P, that would be most awkward indeed... lol :)

  • shutting myself out of my second floor hotel room in the middle of the night totally naked with a viagra and porn fuelled erection

  • WHY oh why do gals love to have sex where we might be caught by their parents? e. g. Foyer, 10' from them sleeping in bedroom... childhood bed when they are arriving from an outing, 1st Fl living room full view from the stairs that lead to everyone's bedrooms, etc. Once was shoved into a coat closet upon parents early arrival when my car was obviously parked in front. Blind dates gives me a HJ parking curbside to city park. Then same gals = no go in backyard or even with windows open in daylight.

  • I was making out with and fingering my HS sweetie. My father walked in while I was tickling her fancy. He made a U-turn and walked out without a word then or ever,

    • lol sounds like a decent dad

  • Was having sex with this girl I had just met downstairs, and I didn't hear my parents come home until the door opened, I had just enough time to put on a pair of basketball shorts and pretend I was exercising. Didn't work. Girl had to come out from behind a collapsible folding wall with nothing on. Mom had to drive her home and I had to get "the talk" from my dad

  • I was having sex with my very loud partner when we were interrupted by the cops knocking on the door, I answered it all out of breath and sweating, and the cops said the neighbors had called and said it sounded like someone was being murdered in there. I said no we are OK just having a little fun, and the cop said OK just try to keep it down OK? I am also very loud when I am enjoying myself so the two of us must have been putting up quite a racket...

  • My mom came home and my boyfriend had to jump out the window. He broke his finger.

  • Never really had one lol

  • I used to get these uncontrollable muscle cramps in my hamstring - like if I was sitting for awhile at the movies - it would come on fast and get crazy tight - I would have to extend my leg but it was painful and jolting.

    That happened once while having sex with my old girlfriend. We were doing it in a cramped (no pun...) area inside the cabin of a boat. She had no idea what was happening when I had to jump off her - banging my head on the top of the cabin then falling and trying to extend my leg...

  • My first and only time was fucked up.

  • Omg. Did your dad Seriously said that? . Cool dad.

    • Yes, both parents are understanding. They were actually happy that he was using a condom... lol

    • Lucky girl.. 😁😁😁

  • A boyfriend was eating me out under the blankets and his sister walked in and asked where he was, I pointed and laughed so she laughed and left lol

    • THAT is CRAZY! LOL! Was the guy embarrassed?

    • @ArrowheadSW no but I was lol

    • Such a nawty girl... LMAO

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  • His parents seem like prudes... anyway mine would be having sex with my new girlfriend who was russian n living here in Ireland.. anyway.. we were in a hotel room n my ex n her girlfriend (long story there) were in next room n came into our room as i was riding my girlfriend doggy style. Best thing was... after initial shock we kept going while they watched lol

  • With my ex girlfriend, I was having sex and my brother of then 9 years old barged in and luckily my girlfriend and I were under the covers so we just stayed in the position (sideways) and just pretended we were just cuddling when in reality we were both naked and in the middle of sex hahaha

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