How to spice up my relationship?

[Anonymous]

I want to add a little spice to my relationship with my boyfriend. Is there anything I can do to make sex or our relationship fun?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

So first thing you're gonna want to do is prime the relationship in some kind of light, chicken flavored marinade. Add some paprika and green pepper. Just tell him to drop his whole situation down there in a tuppaware for a few hours like a steeping tea bag.

Then you're going to want to get your hands on some purple corn and boil it in a pretty big pot (this shit is so good you're gonna want a lot of it) about 3 should be enough for 4-5 gallons. After about 3 hours at nearly a rolling boil, you're going to want to flavor with a lot of sugar, it's up to you to mix white, maybe a pinch of raw brown etc. A little drop of vanilla extract and a bunch of fresh squeezed lime and a little fresh lemon juice too.

You're going to want to refrigerate this and then pour the purple corn drink seductively onto any part of the relationship besides your man's crown jewels. Your man will eat you out for this, you could be waterboarding him as he's cleaning your carpet. It gets weirder from there but that's for you to find out.

Feel free to send me a message once your relationship is saved. I love seeing people happy together.

[Anonymous]

There are many things to try depending on your comfort level including: outdoor sex such as in a secluded forest, sex in a change room or public washroom, BJ in a movie theater, jerk him off into a glass or onto some food and eat/drink it, play with food like licking whipped cream of each other, have sex in the shower/bathtub, sex on a boat, blindfold him and have your way with him. Other ideas: buy some toys at a sex shop (e. g. vibrators, lubes, nipple clips, dildos, cock rings, etc.) or some sex games. Buy some sexy lingerie. Watch porn together and try whatever is happening onscreen. Take photos or make your own porno. Go to a nude beach or resort. Try roleplaying.

[boggboss]

Is it nit already fun

[UniquelyBasic]

Get one of those insertable vibrators that is controlled from an app on your phone. You can take it with you while you both go somewhere out on the town as he controls how strong or how soft the vibration is.

[oldguystillhasit]

Show him hand handcuffs, rope and a blindfold then ask him " Do you want to wear these or should I "?

[RebeccaBI2000]

Different outfits, costumes, toys or role play.

[Henry_-_Blakes]

Send sex related posts to initiate sex conversations. Climb up from there

[Wise4myage]

Sure, how bout a strip tease and lap dance? Or play naked Twister, lol.

[joeldalton]

hot sauce in your kitty.

[Stevefiveo]

Invite your friend over for a threesome.

[HelenJacob]

Group

[Hanrej]

Watch porn or read erotica for inspiration. Get to know yourselves and what turns you on first.

There's simply too many ways to spice up the sexlife. See if you can't find somthing that tickle both of you.

As for the relationship outside of the bedroom... Well you might need a new interest, somthing you've thought of but havn't tried yet. Speak to your SO see if he doesn't have somthing.

[shanesc30]

Bdsm?

[Madcouple]

Pegging

[Xtendable]

Sprinkle some chilli powder on his groin. It’ll spice up his sex and you’ll think its funny

[Nightmoon88]

Well if he wants it then a threesome or swinging or toys or even gangbangs and other things