Questions about farts (serious)?

[Anonymous]

Okay it's my first time here and wanted to try something. I don't live in an english-speaking country, I live in a really closed-minded country in Europe so I can't tell anyone I have a fart fetish, as people would judge me harshly. I have a few questions:

- Are people in the United States generally open talking about farts? Of course I'm not going to try talking about that, just want to know. In my country it's impossible to talk about farts.

- What does it feel like if a girl farts on my face? I can't imagine it, and I probably will never experience it. I understand it's really gross for, like, 90% of people, and I respect it, but come on... I know there are girls who wouldn't mind doing that, but since people here are very traditional, they wouldn't do it anyway. I read fictional fart stories on the Internet in English, since there are literally none in my language due to the closed-mindedness. Because I read fart stories, I wanted to know if it's true that it would smell really bad and almost unbearable in certain cases. I just want to know what it would feel like since I have no clue. Maybe in the United States I would have a 5% chance to experience it, but in my country that's impossible.

-(Optional, I don't want to be disrespectful): Do you know any girl (it can be you as well) who makes really stinky farts? Like, gag-worthy? I'm asking this because I've never smelt a girl's farts, and mine (I'm a male) almost don't smell. There was a time I doubted that a girl's fart could smell that bad, but I've read (true) opinions that her farts could "clear rooms" and many other sentences. So, I wanted to know, are these things true or are they just exagerations? Have you experienced such a thing personally? If you want to share a story, you can.

I hope this question isn't too gross. I've read "worse" questions about farts on this site and people seem to accept it, so why not asking myself lol. Thank you in advance.

[Anonymous]

I think it's weird to find a girl who admits that she is stoned, I was always stoned and I still do, but I do not go around telling it or forcing others to smell, but I have no problem answering you, at least the last question, my Farts smell bad, I doubt it's a perfume.. but if there are times especially in my period that smell so bad that even I can not stand the smell, I must open windows or use perfume because they smell rotten, you definitely would not want one in the face or nose hahah

[Opinion Owner]

sorry if my English is bad, when I say pedorra I mean that I throw many farts haha

[idkimtryingthis]

I would love your fart on my face hahaha doesn't matter how bad it smell! The stinker the better!

[InfoBot]

Why don't you just go and smell some dog turds? Dog shit can make you gag too. You don't need girls for that. You can just smell a nice, warm dog turd and it will give you everything that you need.

[Asker]

Because I'm not attracted to it, simple. Either you are excessively sarcastic or you don't understand how a fetish works.

[InfoBot]

I'm excessively sarcastic, well spotted.

[Asker]

That's somewhat okay for having a laugh, honestly.

[InfoBot]

In all seriousness, farts are unpleasant. They don't smell good and our response to that smell is not by fluke, it's by design. We are repulsed by certain smells because they represent a potential health risk. For you to actively seek out such smells, even when generated by an otherwise desirable woman, suggests a form of self harm and that in turn suggests something amiss with your psychology. Most people who are into smothering or fart fetishes are those who want to be dominated by women. I don't believe that this is just 'normal'. It's not unacceptable, people can do what they want. However, I don't believe that a healthy and well developed child would grow into an adult who wants to be farted on.

[Asker]

So, you're suggesting that it's better not to experience something like that in real life, if given the chance?

[InfoBot]

I would definitely say so, yes. Some things are honestly best left in fantasy. Fantasy allows you to experience extreme things in safety, while remaining immune from the smells, sounds, reactions and consequences of the reality. You should, however, remain realistic about what the reality would entail.

[Asker]

What would the consequences be? Is it really more unhealthy than exchanging other kinds of bodily fluids? I wouldn't consider it to be an "extreme thing", there are other things (which I don't like) that cause physical pain, being farted on doesn't cause anything bad. I don't do it, because people would consider me crazy if I told them, so it's left in my fantasy.

[Borat_Sagidiev]

From a what a you say with a you perversions for the stink out anoos, you are from Uzbekistan? Yes?

[Asker]

I'm from the European Union.

[Borat_Sagidiev]

Ah... assholes with Euro coins... yes? Which a small country is it? Who is the chief warlord in a you country that run it? Does he not like the fart from the anoos?

[Asker]

I guess I shouldn't reply to a troll. Anyway, people with fetishes can be found in any country with substantial population. It seems to be common, even though virtually nobody says it, effectively reducing them to silence. The same thing happened with homosexual people, although it's changing now in the western countries.

[Borat_Sagidiev]

Yes... is true in western countries. In a my country we have special government facility to treat things like a this.

[Asker]

You can get in prison in some countries in Asia and in the Middle-East if you have same-gender sex.

[Borat_Sagidiev]

Is very much same in a my country too.

[Lærke_k]

Im from Denmark, so I don't know

[Socal99]

What part of Denmark are you from if you don't mind me asking. My dad was from Copenhagen Denmark I've always wanted to learn more or actually know people from Denmark I think that's awesome.

[Aroso]

Pathetic

[Asker]

Which part of it do you consider "pathetic"?

[CT_CD]

Girl farts smell like roses

[yofuknutz]

Oh please

[nikhil1996]

Here in India.
You can fart.
And can make some noise.
But you can't talk about fart in public but you can talk about fart in your family.

[Asker]

Interesting. What would happen in India if you ask a girl to fart on your face?

[nikhil1996]

She'll never do it.

[yofuknutz]

She also make you wait until you're married and make you wait to get married after she has her PhD next 10 years

[Anonymous]

I got to go take a shit

[Anonymous]

A late reply, and I'm not sure from which country you are. But I'm European as well, Western European, and just as you I have a fart fetish.

Both an ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend know about my fetish, and although they found it a little weird (can't blame them!), they were willing to do it for me. To be fair, I only told them after we already established a solid relationship, so after a couple of months. It's not something you would tell someone you just know. But they were very open about it.

For me, the fetish is linked to my girlfriend. Or at least, linked to attractive girls. I would probably be aroused as well if another attractive girl farted in my presence but I wouldn't like it if it was an unattractive girl, let alone a guy. I absolutely don't like that and it grosses me out. So the fetish it's not just about the farting itself, for me, the person who farts should be an attractive girl.

The smell? Good question. Can be anything from barely noticeable to really stinky. I might have a fart fetish, I might enjoy it that my girlfriend farts around me, but that doesn't make her farts smell any better. It's the fact that she's doing something which is considered by many as gross which arouses me, and the fact that she is unashamed about it and does this in my presence without giving a damn about how it smells. So yeah, it usually stinks. Even for me as a fart fetishist it doesn't smell nice. If she farts just before she's going to the bathroom to take a shit, well, you can imagine, it will stink like shit. It's considered gross, she knows I will smell it, yet she is doing it. And I enjoy it. I enjoy the fact that she feels so comfortable to even share this gross thing, which is at the same time very natural and something we all do, with me. And the more it smells, the more one should be grossed out, but the more horny I get. Probably because it's even more taboo, and people are usually even more ashamed when it really stinks.

[Opinion Owner]

What if feels like to be farted in the face? My ex-girlfriend once woke me up by shouting "Wake up!" I opened my eyes and I was looking at her ass which was just centimetres away from my face. I couldn't even say "Good morning" before she let out a big fart and I got a huge blast of warm stinky gas right in my face. What a way to wake up! I've also experienced farts while fucking, you feel the warm gas vibrating at your balls (if you're in the missionary position). Farts in my face also happened during facesitting and 69, and a favourite of my girlfriend and me is that I eat her pussy while I'm under the covers. You can imagine what happens if she farts. It's not going right into my face but the stench is trapped below the covers, it can't go anywhere and it will really linger for minutes. One time it even happened that she farted, the smell lingered for about five minutes, until I realized the smell was practically gone. Yet the moment I realized it, she let out again another stinky fart. I have spent around ten minutes trapped below the covers eating her pussy and smelling her stinky farts. After she orgasmed and I was above the covers again, I told her how much it smelled and that it lingered for ten minutes. She replied like "Ah well, that can happen." I told her the smell was really potent, but she seemed to ignore me a bit and didn't see it as anything special: "I don't mind, I didn't smell it." It made it even more hot that she felt so comfortable and unashamed that she really couldn't care about it anymore even though I spent ten minutes below the covers surrounded by her stinky farts in order to please her. Loved it!

[Opinion Owner]

I would say, don't give up your hopes. One day you might meet a girl and you could tell her after a couple of months. Of course, many people think it's a weird fetish, on the other hand, it's not a fetish which is doing any harm to any person. There are many fetishes which are way worse and many people want to give things a try if it would please their partner. And everyone farts. My current girlfriend is very happy that she just can fart whenever she needs to and doesn't get any stomach ache of holding in her farts. Basically she will fart whenever she needs to, whether it's in the morning when she wakes up, in the evening when we're watching television on the couch, when we're together in the car, and yes, when we have sex as well. (I had to split up my reply as the original reply was too long. Hopefully I have answered your questions. Let me know if you have more.)