I got caught masturbating by my friend's sister. What do I do next?

[Anonymous]

I am a lover of masturbation. I do it twice a day and it helps relieve all my stress. Lately I have discovered masturbating standing up fully naked and it's the hottest thing ever. The orgasms I experience are so intense in this position I have to grip my legs to stay standing.

I was staying at my friend's house last week and one of the days I had the house to myself and I went down to the kitchen and undressed. In the standing position I masturbated fully naked. But as I was approaching orgasm the front door opened and then straight away the kitchen door opened. His sister came in and there I was fully naked climaxing in front of her. I was letting out constant moans and shaking. I'll never forget the look she gave me for a good three seconds and then her eyes went to my penis and she dropped the bags at the door and said "What the fuck are you doing" and she left slamming the door.

I haven't seen her since and next week I'm invited to their house for a dinner party.
My friend is still normal with me so she mustn't have told him.
I'm very embarrassed. I was always so careful.
What will I do next?

[brendon76]

I’d talk to her before the party but she is probably just as embarrassed as you are. It’s probably why she didn’t say anything to her brother about you. Realistically we all masturbate including girls so the fact that she caught you just means she knows but it’s both anything the opposite sex isn’t aware of or doing too. You should be fine but I’d talk to her before hand just so it’s not really awkward at the dinner party and then people start inquiring.

[MrMAC777]

Talk to her about it I guess. But Id be pissed if you did that in my kitchen too... might have turned out better with her if you didn't bust your nut right away lol

[Asker]

Well I don't think she'd have fucked me even if I hadn't been my load. She's too hot, I'm ugly.

[MrMAC777]

A hard cock in a womans face can do amazing things to her decision making abilities 😉

[sooyooung]

nothing just pretend like it never happened, and avoid eye contact or any crazy eye moves.. just chill

[Asker]

I wish it never happened. I got careless. Shit.

[Asker]

I'm screwed with shame.

[sooyooung]

lol I am sorry I wish we can erase her memory somehow but oh well just ignore it and ignore her actually and you will be fine

[Asker]

Thanks I'll do that. If you were in her position how would you have reacted?

[sooyooung]

I was in a similar position before and at first I got mad but I didn't confront the person about it. I ignored him, avoided eye contact and continued on being around that person without really having much conversation with him. eventually my anger faded away and we eventually got to talk normally.. but like after a year or something lol

[sooyooung]

and we never actually talked about it we acted as if it never happened

[Asker]

So after the initial shock you got over it a little. The part I'm worried about is that she will say it to people what I was at? To me it's very personal but I went mad by doing it in the kitchen. I'm kinda obsessed with the standing up position. I think that's what led me to do it.

[sooyooung]

worst case scenario that if she did tell people and you knew that she did then you will have to apologize to her and everyone she told em.. also ask her to shut her mouth next time lol

[Asker]

Good advice. I will do that.

[sooyooung]

goodluck

[Asker]

The joy of masturbating has left me now. I am deeply ashamed. I'm going to be completely honest and say I absolutely love masturbating. I love being taken to huge heights of pleasure. But right now the joy is it there? I guess it will come back.

[sooyooung]

it will eventually come back once you feel more secured and settled

[Asker]

Right now the joy isn't there? I hope she says nothing.

[Anonymous]

Masturbate at their place again, hoping this time it goes as planned and your friend catches you.

[ksoma]

You stripped naked and masturbated in your friend's kitchen?
What is wrong with your brain? You're lucky she didn't call the cops.

[BoratSagidyiev]

If anyone a say something about it, you just a firm say you were putting the homemade mayonnaise on a you salad in kitchen.

[Noora1]

Don't do anything

[pepperhicks]

Likely she wants to forget about it. I would pretend it did not happen and just go on. She has a right to be pissed though. Why would you masturbate near the front door of someone else's house unless you wanted to be discovered?

[jimyee]

Why the fuck were you jacking off in the kitchen? You sound like a shitty friend.

[SandMan789234]

Let it be bro

[es20490446e]

What's surprising about you liking sex?

[John_Doesnt]

You should ask her to join in.

[LegateLanius]

You were at someone else's house. Why the fuck did you do it in the kitchen?

[Senacık]

nothing

[Dre_808]

First of all... why were you beating off in someone else's kitchen? It's ok to masturbate but if you can't control yourself when you aren't at home you may have a problem.

She's probably just as embarrassed about it as you are. If she hasn't told her brother by now she probably won't.

[Revolver_]

Do it again

[Fiveanddrive5]

I’ll take “not jacking off in other people’s kitchens” for 200

[Anonymous]

Ask her if she wants to join in.

[Anonymous]

Nothing pretend like it never happened

[Asker]

Do you think so? Will I even apologise or is that acknowledging it?

[Opinion Owner]

If she doesn't say nothing that I wouldn't say nothing