I’m a straight guy that gave my dildo a blowjob for the first time last night - instant rock hard erection. What does this mean?

I bought a dildo a while back. Not to use or anything but just as a joke. I'm an extremely straight guy but last night I gave my dildo a blowjob.

Just thought I would give it a go, and to be honest I haven’t been as hard in a long time as I was when I stated sucking that dildo. I'm now wanting to try the real thing.
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  • AM I STRAIGHT IF I GAVE A BJ TO MY DILDO THE ULTIMATE TEST

    Hi, I believe I can help you. You must do as I say. I have a mastery over gender psychology. Please take my test seriously.

    Are you romantically attached to your dildo?
    Do you clean it?
    And bring it flowers when it's sad?
    Do you say you love it?
    Does dildo have a name?
    don't answer yet

    Now you can go to a Gloryhole suck 30 dicks, stick 10 up your ass, do it for 2 days straight. Do not see their face. Just suck dick like it's your birthday.

    Now come back to me and tell me just one thing.

    Is your dildo crying?

    If yes, because you have an emotional connection to dildo. You can have a connection with anything.
    Diagnoses - pansexual+xo - you can love and fuck rocks and trees and cliffs and sunrays if you want anything.

    NO? Then you're fuckboy we have to put you into a mental institution, fuck boy is a contagious plague on humanity, i promise to be gentle with dick chopping, because your dick is infected by fuckboyism.

    Call me when you're done with tests. I have good mastery.
    Tell me the results ok :)

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  • Seems gay to me. You can only be imagining one thing when doing that and that's sucking a dick. If sucking a dick isn't gay then what is? But why do you even care? Stop being a drama queen and go suck some dicks... no-one cares. Enjoy yourself.

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  • "I'm now wanting to try the real thing."

    If you just enjoyed sucking your dildo, that'd be odd in my opinion, but not necessarily gay. I mean, maybe you're imagining your own cock being sucked while you suck on it, or maybe you've got a bit of a submissive side that gets turned on by it. All sorts of things could be at play there.

    But if you actually want to suck a real, male cock? Good chance you're leaning bi, at least.

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  • Pretty sure you're either gay or bi. Honestly, I can't tell if the dudes replying are trolling or just gay in denial. There is nothing straight about wanting to suck a dick and I personally find it kind of gross which I imagine would be how other straight men would feel.

    Lets be real for a moment though. Todays society is doing it's best right now to blur the lines for the younger generation and I don't blame you for being confused.

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  • Not gay at all man. If you say no homo then god is giving the protection from gayness

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  • I think sexual fantasy is outside the realm of gay or straight. Being attracted and able to love someone of the same gender to me is different than primal urges of sexual nature.

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  • If you get feelings for a guy or want to be sexual with a guy, you're bisexual. I used the think I was straight as a board too, until I learned that wood can bend. I'm very much bisexual

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  • Don't worry, I get hard like that when I do new things, even if it has NOTHING to do with sex! My first dance with a girl resulted in an erection! I've "acted" a blowjob, and got hard, but I'm straight... (seriously, gay porn makes me throw up)

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  • Thats fine man. My friend and I are both straight, and we practice anal all the time. We don't do it because we're gay, we do it to get better when we find girlfriends, and it's great stress relief.

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  • If you give up on women, then you are gay.
    Otherwise you are bi.
    Or just turned on by the erotica of the whole blow-the-dildo thing.
    A real dick is a bit different... much more erotic!
    Have fun.

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  • Please don't put shame to Courage the Cowardly dog like this... lol

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  • Gay would be having sex with another man, you played with a toy

    You know you, you might be something other than "extremely straight" Whatever that means. Be honest with yourself.

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  • Honestly sucking a dudes dick and saying you're extremely straight doesn't seem right to me. But hey I'm not stopping you, sounds pretty guy to me though

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  • Let's hope that you're kidding I want to respect you as a straight man

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  • It's normal, every guy wants to experiment with different things

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  • Bro, you just want a futanari, it's normal. We all do.

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  • Did the dildo come? But honestly: sounds bisexual to me.

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  • It's hard to say that your gay cause maybe you just like experimenting.

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