I’m a straight guy that gave my dildo a blowjob for the first time last night - instant rock hard erection. What does this mean?

I bought a dildo a while back. Not to use or anything but just as a joke. I'm an extremely straight guy but last night I gave my dildo a blowjob.

Just thought I would give it a go, and to be honest I haven’t been as hard in a long time as I was when I stated sucking that dildo. I'm now wanting to try the real thing.

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What Girls Said 26

  • At the risk of not giving you a thoughtful answer,... I don't think this is something you should broadcast on GAG. I don't mean that in a bad way, but I just think it's something that should be kept at the personal level.
    Does your dildo even know you're posting this stuff?

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    • 2d

      He doesn't know

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    • 2d

      I'm sorry for your loss. I'm sure you'll meet another dildo, soon.

    • 2d

      Maybe. Thanks for your condolences

  • Let's see... I've gathered from all your posts about sexuality that you are asexual, gender fluid, and bi-curious romantically. I think you have a lot of fantasies that you might want to try in real life, but don't know if you want that to define you.

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  • I don't think you're instantly gay. You could be bisexual. Look up that term! ^^

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  • I don’t think you’re gay but everyone goes through a time when they want to try new things and different experiences. Try it out see if you enjoy it - why not you only solidly will know when you try it!

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  • Ct cd.. Most people, even guys voted not gay.. I guess it isn't as uncommon as we would think.. Guys also love it in the ass.

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    • 2d

      I agree. I think most men want to give blowjobs

  • So... 🤔 the real question is... could you deepthroat that thing?

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  • oh shit lol well if you're wanting to try the real thing then you could be gay. or if you want that but still like women then you're a bi doggie lol

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  • bi-sexual maybe its ok try things you don't have to necessarily be straight or gay.

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  • Lmao it’s probably pretty normal. I always thought straight guys had oral phallic fixations.

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  • Is this serious

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  • But you're asexual...

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  • Are you trolling CT

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  • Asexual?

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  • That's gay.

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  • Doesn't mean a thing if you didn't finish it off.

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  • Not gay

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  • I thought you were gay

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  • It means that you are kidding.

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  • Gay AF lol

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  • Whatever floats your boat mate ;)

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  • Bi curious maybe?

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  • Not gay

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  • The thought of your sister and her dildo gets you hard.
    https://youtu.be/uhXjODd2eyQ

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  • You’re attracted to silicone.

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  • Oh no! Not you too!

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    • 2d

      Who else gave their dildo a BJ?

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    • 2d

      You desire a real part of real guy is just the same as desiring the guy in whole and not just his parts.

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      I see. Thank you

What Guys Said 35

  • AM I STRAIGHT IF I GAVE A BJ TO MY DILDO THE ULTIMATE TEST

    Hi, I believe I can help you. You must do as I say. I have a mastery over gender psychology. Please take my test seriously.

    Are you romantically attached to your dildo?
    Do you clean it?
    And bring it flowers when it's sad?
    Do you say you love it?
    Does dildo have a name?
    don't answer yet

    Now you can go to a Gloryhole suck 30 dicks, stick 10 up your ass, do it for 2 days straight. Do not see their face. Just suck dick like it's your birthday.

    Now come back to me and tell me just one thing.

    Is your dildo crying?

    If yes, because you have an emotional connection to dildo. You can have a connection with anything.
    Diagnoses - pansexual+xo - you can love and fuck rocks and trees and cliffs and sunrays if you want anything.

    NO? Then you're fuckboy we have to put you into a mental institution, fuck boy is a contagious plague on humanity, i promise to be gentle with dick chopping, because your dick is infected by fuckboyism.

    Call me when you're done with tests. I have good mastery.
    Tell me the results ok :)

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  • Seems gay to me. You can only be imagining one thing when doing that and that's sucking a dick. If sucking a dick isn't gay then what is? But why do you even care? Stop being a drama queen and go suck some dicks... no-one cares. Enjoy yourself.

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  • "I'm now wanting to try the real thing."

    If you just enjoyed sucking your dildo, that'd be odd in my opinion, but not necessarily gay. I mean, maybe you're imagining your own cock being sucked while you suck on it, or maybe you've got a bit of a submissive side that gets turned on by it. All sorts of things could be at play there.

    But if you actually want to suck a real, male cock? Good chance you're leaning bi, at least.

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  • Pretty sure you're either gay or bi. Honestly, I can't tell if the dudes replying are trolling or just gay in denial. There is nothing straight about wanting to suck a dick and I personally find it kind of gross which I imagine would be how other straight men would feel.

    Lets be real for a moment though. Todays society is doing it's best right now to blur the lines for the younger generation and I don't blame you for being confused.

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  • Not gay at all man. If you say no homo then god is giving the protection from gayness

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  • I think sexual fantasy is outside the realm of gay or straight. Being attracted and able to love someone of the same gender to me is different than primal urges of sexual nature.

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  • If you get feelings for a guy or want to be sexual with a guy, you're bisexual. I used the think I was straight as a board too, until I learned that wood can bend. I'm very much bisexual

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  • Don't worry, I get hard like that when I do new things, even if it has NOTHING to do with sex! My first dance with a girl resulted in an erection! I've "acted" a blowjob, and got hard, but I'm straight... (seriously, gay porn makes me throw up)

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  • Thats fine man. My friend and I are both straight, and we practice anal all the time. We don't do it because we're gay, we do it to get better when we find girlfriends, and it's great stress relief.

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  • If you give up on women, then you are gay.
    Otherwise you are bi.
    Or just turned on by the erotica of the whole blow-the-dildo thing.
    A real dick is a bit different... much more erotic!
    Have fun.

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  • Gay would be having sex with another man, you played with a toy

    You know you, you might be something other than "extremely straight" Whatever that means. Be honest with yourself.

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  • Please don't put shame to Courage the Cowardly dog like this... lol

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  • Honestly sucking a dudes dick and saying you're extremely straight doesn't seem right to me. But hey I'm not stopping you, sounds pretty guy to me though

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  • It's normal, every guy wants to experiment with different things

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  • Let's hope that you're kidding I want to respect you as a straight man

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  • Did the dildo come? But honestly: sounds bisexual to me.

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  • It's hard to say that your gay cause maybe you just like experimenting.

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  • As you like to put it:
    Yes...
    Also, def recommend it. It's fun!

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  • Bro, you just want a futanari, it's normal. We all do.

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  • Did you say, "No homo"?

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  • You're a straight guy

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  • Means you're straight

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  • I'm pretty sure you're asexual.

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    • 2d

      Asexual means you have a lack of interest in anything sexual so using this word is not really relevant to the situation.

  • Cartoon dogs are asexual.

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  • You like dicks, fam. Das gay.

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  • Gayyyy

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  • It's pretty gay, and that's okay

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