I’m a straight guy that gave my dildo a blowjob for the first time last night - instant rock hard erection. What does this mean?

[CT_CD]

I bought a dildo a while back. Not to use or anything but just as a joke. I'm an extremely straight guy but last night I gave my dildo a blowjob.

Just thought I would give it a go, and to be honest I haven’t been as hard in a long time as I was when I stated sucking that dildo. I'm now wanting to try the real thing.

[Deydey12345]

Ct cd.. Most people, even guys voted not gay.. I guess it isn't as uncommon as we would think.. Guys also love it in the ass.

[CT_CD]

I agree. I think most men want to give blowjobs

[Deydey12345]

Over here who

[Deydey12345]

Thank u

[beebella]

That's gay.

[CT_CD]

I don't think so. Just experimenting

[beebella]

I disagree.

[CT_CD]

You should be more open-minded

[beebella]

I am.

[CT_CD]

Interesting

[beebella]

It is.

[Iron_Man]

Well said BeeBella

[beebella]

I want MHO.

[Iron_Man]

Give her most helpful she's a straight girl that supports straight people

[beebella]

I support all people. 😂

[Iron_Man]

I don't support same sex marriages. I'm against it 100%

[beebella]

That's too bad.

[Iron_Man]

Ehh no way. I am so out of this area

[NYCQuestions1976]

Cartoon dogs are asexual.

[NYCQuestions1976]

If there's no claim, I'm game for Most Helpful. Thanks in advance if it's me...

[NYCQuestions1976]

Thanks for Most Helpful.

[LegateLanius]

Gayyyy

[LegateLanius]

me please

[SamyJo]

At the risk of not giving you a thoughtful answer,... I don't think this is something you should broadcast on GAG. I don't mean that in a bad way, but I just think it's something that should be kept at the personal level.
Does your dildo even know you're posting this stuff?

[CT_CD]

He doesn't know

[SamyJo]

You know your dildo better than anyone, so if you don't think he would mind you posting about him, then I guess it's OK.

[CT_CD]

Doesn't matter anyway. He's dead. I threw him in a fire and he melted

[SamyJo]

I'm sorry for your loss. I'm sure you'll meet another dildo, soon.

[CT_CD]

Maybe. Thanks for your condolences

[Kolibri]

I don't think you're instantly gay. You could be bisexual. Look up that term! ^^

[CT_CD]

Thank you. I'll look it up

[NYCQuestions1976]

LOL @ "instantly gay". Like it's Ramen Noodles. 😂😂😂

[ScotGirl123]

I don’t think you’re gay but everyone goes through a time when they want to try new things and different experiences. Try it out see if you enjoy it - why not you only solidly will know when you try it!

[CT_CD]

Thanks for understanding

[yougurt]

But you're asexual...

[CT_CD]

My sexuality is fluid

[Snomandave]

I think sexual fantasy is outside the realm of gay or straight. Being attracted and able to love someone of the same gender to me is different than primal urges of sexual nature.

[Trolloween]

Seems gay to me. You can only be imagining one thing when doing that and that's sucking a dick. If sucking a dick isn't gay then what is? But why do you even care? Stop being a drama queen and go suck some dicks... no-one cares. Enjoy yourself.

[MadeInAmerica]

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[MsMusic]

Are you trolling CT

[CT_CD]

No..

[Cryostatic]

"I'm now wanting to try the real thing."

If you just enjoyed sucking your dildo, that'd be odd in my opinion, but not necessarily gay. I mean, maybe you're imagining your own cock being sucked while you suck on it, or maybe you've got a bit of a submissive side that gets turned on by it. All sorts of things could be at play there.

But if you actually want to suck a real, male cock? Good chance you're leaning bi, at least.

[FatmanChris]

If you get feelings for a guy or want to be sexual with a guy, you're bisexual. I used the think I was straight as a board too, until I learned that wood can bend. I'm very much bisexual

[letmeknow101]

bi-sexual maybe its ok try things you don't have to necessarily be straight or gay.

[ScaryCool]

Please don't put shame to Courage the Cowardly dog like this... lol

[jellyroo]

Asexual?

[CT_CD]

Yeah

[jellyroo]

You're cirkus, very cutouts

[jellyroo]

I meant to say curious

[Poppykate]

So... 🤔 the real question is... could you deepthroat that thing?

[CT_CD]

I think so

[AlwaysAGoodDay]

Pretty sure you're either gay or bi. Honestly, I can't tell if the dudes replying are trolling or just gay in denial. There is nothing straight about wanting to suck a dick and I personally find it kind of gross which I imagine would be how other straight men would feel.

Lets be real for a moment though. Todays society is doing it's best right now to blur the lines for the younger generation and I don't blame you for being confused.

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

oh shit lol well if you're wanting to try the real thing then you could be gay. or if you want that but still like women then you're a bi doggie lol

[Some_Goof]

It means that you are kidding.

[CT_CD]

I'm not kidding

[Some_Goof]

I thought you never lie.

[CT_CD]

I don't lie

[Some_Goof]

Yeah, because you're both asexual and straight

[Some_Goof]

And gay too

[CT_CD]

Depends on the day.

[Some_Goof]

That's bullshit

[CT_CD]

It's not. My sexuality is fluid. Please respect that

[Some_Goof]

You've got a severe case of snow flake syndrome.

[CT_CD]

I don't. Stop being mean

[Some_Goof]

I'm not being mean, am I?

[CT_CD]

Yeah. You hurt my feelings

[AndyOh]

If you give up on women, then you are gay.
Otherwise you are bi.
Or just turned on by the erotica of the whole blow-the-dildo thing.
A real dick is a bit different... much more erotic!
Have fun.

[VaIiant]

Is this serious

[CT_CD]

Yes..

[VaIiant]

I’ve just never really seen you post anything personal I’d say it’s a little gay

[CT_CD]

Thank You

[Celtero]

Thats fine man. My friend and I are both straight, and we practice anal all the time. We don't do it because we're gay, we do it to get better when we find girlfriends, and it's great stress relief.