Most Helpful Girl
Back in my wild days (which I'll admit only ended a couple of weeks ago) there was this place I hung out in that was very lenient about restroom hanky panky.
I had such a reputation that either restroom I was in was unisex, because I was always taking guys into the ladies room (you use them your entire life so naturally you go to the one with the female icon) but I'd take them into the men's room if they said they'd be more comfortable there. It was such an open secret that if no members of law enforcement were there the employees and regulars would call the restrooms "Tiffany's love nests."
In fact, it was such a common occurrence that people would just come in, do their business, and since they had sinks with enough counter space for me to get on they'd wash their hands literally inches from me while we continued and just went on about it as though it were a normal restroom visit.
One night I was in the ladies room with a young stud, on the counter that the sink's in with my legs wide open and my boobs hanging out, and one of the employees came in. She wasn't much older than me, maybe about five years, and she said "good for you!" real loud.
Then she hugged my partner, kissed him on the cheek, and said "you're wearing a condom, right?" before putting her hand on his pelvis right above his penis and pulling him out about half an inch to check. Then she hugged me, while I was on the sink leaning against the wall with a man inside of me, and said "thank you" before doing her business, then after she washed her hands she patted my partner on the back and smiled at him before returning to work.
He immediately went limp and I couldn't figure out why. It wasn't the age. I was almost the same age as her. It wasn't the way she looked. She was hot, and part of me wanted to ask her to join in while the other part was worried he'd rather switch over to her. We got his equipment working again, finished up, and went back out.
That same employee, when we came out, proudly said "my baby boy is all grown up!" before she led the patrons in a round of "happy birthday." I was known as the "man maker" there, and I got a lot of disapproving stares from patrons when they saw me coming out with either their son or other relative of theirs, but this woman, as a birthday gift, brought her son to work with her on his 21st birthday specifically to lose his virginity. And she was proud that he lost it.
I still can't remember it without cracking up.
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Most Helpful Guy
I know people always think I'm making this up, but I SWEAR, this is 100% a true story, and I've already told it many times on here.
When I was 16, I went to he hospital get my bladder checked. I was at the height of puberty, and had never had a sexual experience with a woman before. And I have always been someone who gets turned on really easily.
The doctor send me in to get an ultrasound done. The nurse who was doing it, was a MILF. I couldn't believe it, because these are the kinds of nurses you only see in porn. It started off normal when she was just ultra-sounding my stomach, but then things escalated from there.
She told me, "Undo your shorts for me", so I knew she was gonna stick her hand down my shorts, which really turned me on, and I instantly got hard. The next part, is kind of both our faults. I only undid the button, but didn't unzip them. I expected her to ask me to unzip them, but instead she did it herself, which REALLY got me going, and I was the hardest and most aroused I've ever been at this point. I reached through my pocket and sort of moved it out of the way, so she wouldn't touch it. She stuck the gelled up ultrasound along with her hand, down my underwear, and started to inch closer and closer to my dick. I could feel the tingling and I was like, "Oh God, any lower and I'm gonna blow!" She inched closer one last time, and I couldn't handle it. I quickly grabbed my dick thorough my pocket and squeezed the tip as hard as I could, so it wouldn't get on her hand, which would've been REALLY bad, especially since she wasn't wearing gloves. I could just see her looking at the monitor casually, and I was thinking to myself, I wonder if it showed up. She eventually pulled the ultrasound out, gave me some tissues, and told me to go the bathroom, so I knew she knew. She didn't say anything else, and she handled it very calmly and professionally, but I felt really bad. I could only imagine what was going through HER head and how SHE felt about one of her patients ejaculating from her procedure.
If anything, I did pay the price, because I had to walk around with jizzed shorts for the rest of the day.
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