If you're a masseuse and a guy gets an erection on the table what do u do?

[FloNamath]

So let's say you're giving a massage and the man who you think is very handsome falls asleep during massage. A couple seconds later you noticed that he is very hard. But still sleeping. Do you take a peek under the towel? Do you do more? Has this ever happened to anybody? This would make a great story for a porno. Non masseuse please answer too.🤣

[PondyPand]

"This would be a great porno" it already is, dude. Very overplayed. I wouldn't and most others wouldn't in the scenario, because its highly fabricated and most people would be professional at work. Besides, its a penis. It is not the greatest thing in the world, and it being hard is a natural thing. Its not that fucking exciting.

[OpinionatedChap]

Yeah also can I ask how fucking long this massage is going to take? The guy has enough time to fall to REM sleep and break out of it? That's like 2 hours minimum.

[PondyPand]

Welcome, but not a douchebag. Not sorry my comment was "oh yeah i'd jump them!*girly giggle*" and my opinion hurt your snowflake feelings. 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️😂😂

[PondyPand]

Yeah, i think i've talked to four year olds with more maturity. Maybe you should go chill back at the nursery. Least a four year old would come up with something better than 'suck your mums tits', did you just finish sucking your mums? Does snowflake need a nap now?

[FloNamath]

I don't understand your UK slang. What are u even talking about?

[FloNamath]

Go get me a beer!

[PondyPand]

Why, your beer belly too fat to fetch one yourself? Must be a sad life. Done enetertaing myself with your below par attempts at a comeback. Maybe try again when you get a higher I. Q.

[FloNamath]

Sorry your dads not around to teach u how to speak to another person. Ur a child.

[PondyPand]

Pretty glad he wasn't since he was abusive. Speaking of, it's *you're. Like I said, below par intelligence in your replies.

[FloNamath]

No it's ur cuz Im a grown up with shit to do. Sorry to here it dad touched ur little arse😢

[PondyPand]

'Ur' is used by chavs for text speak. It doesn't mean you are a grown up.

[FloNamath]

My age means I'm grown up u little idiot

[PondyPand]

Not mentally. Calling me an idiot with your comebacks is very brave of you.

[FloNamath]

Me and ur dad are best friends.

[PondyPand]

Especially when the first insult was "douchebag" 😂😂😂😂 was that being mature? Axtually, was insulting what you call a child mature at all?

[PondyPand]

Oh that's cool, good for you. Glad you have a friend. I think you would get on really well. Just watch for the chair to your face if he gets too drunk.

[FloNamath]

I used to take him to the store. He let me fuck UR mum

[PondyPand]

Besides, you are rapidly responding to me. I thought you had shit to do? Is it insulting what you deem a child?

[PondyPand]

That wouldn't surprise me either. Mam was a slut too. Parent jokes are overrated when you don't know a persons family 😂😂

[FloNamath]

Yep ur right. Ur mom wants me to fuck her in the ass again, I do got shit 2 dew

[PondyPand]

I can see why. You and her are probably about the same i. q. for someone mature, you've not really impressed me at all. 32 years old and resorting to 'i fuck your mum' jokes? Pretty amateur of you.

[FloNamath]

I don't have a reason to lie. Just like u don't.

[FloNamath]

I don't care if u think I'm lying about my age 😂😂

[Ceramic_bloke]

Mate, you need to shut your mouth. You asked for an opinion. She gave you one. If it hurt your feelings go start a fucking rally but do everybody else a favour and just stop trying.

[hellacray]

Geez porn again?

Well I did get my first massage last month and tbh it did feel pretty good, but not in a get hard kinda way.

My muscles was pretty tight so the massage helped it relax a little bit.

Not to mention the lady giving me the massage was a bit older than me so...

[JosyJosy]

No, I'd stay professional