Why is kissing so weird?

it's just so bizarre, it's like some weird alien ritual... I mean who tf invented this shit like
who in their right mind decided "HEY lets attach our mouths together and I'll rub my tongue weirdly with ur tongue to demonstrate my attraction/affection/love for you!!!"
I just don't understanddddddddddddddddddddddd


I kiss like this guy by the way lolz
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  • I think it evolved from mother's chewing and spitting food into the mouths of their young before we evolved.

    But, everything we do in modern society that isn't based on survival is essentially fucking weird. I mean... what purpose does being on this site even serve other than "entertainment"?

    • im just here to ask dumb questions lol

    • Funn

  • I dnt knw gal it’s weird and gross we dnt need kissing anyway tho cuz we are gbread sistas
    We can go play Neopets together as well or webkinz ❤️

    • neopets and webkinz!!! altho my neopets r probs dead by now cuz I haven't fed them since 2004. It's aight tho cuz we can revive em with gbread cuz it has the power of regeneration :D

    • Are you two inventing your own language? 👀

    • @Cosytoasty ye boi!

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  • Because fire dragons don't kiss. Bacl to Death Mountain right now

    • ur right, time for me to go feast on some Gorons :D

    • Enjoy your meal and don't kiss them

  • It just is

    • extremely insightful answer thank u

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  • Not weird at all!!! Kissing is instinctual, in many species, including ours.

    • it's a little weird cmon

    • Not in my mind. :)

  • Fun fact: Because the digestive tract is just one long tunnel from mouth to anus, when you kiss, you create a tunnel of about 60 feet long with anuses at both ends.

    • fascinating

  • it comes naturally, there are things beyond rational logic

    • sadly

    • not necessarily, its just different kind of logic eg. how can you measure values, desires, harmony, feelings, art? you cannot really and so its really something different life is beautiful like that, if it would be just rational it would be cold and practical

    • ur right altho at least life would be so much simpler if rationality completely dictated human behavior

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  • If you're thinking about it, you're doing it wrong. Sure, it's funny to think about how weird kissing and sex is while you're doing it sometimes, but the rest of the time, just do and enjoy, don't think! Yeah, it looks weird from the outside, but you understand that those two people are connecting on a deep and primal emotional level.

    Plus, it really shows when someone is kissing without doing it for enjoyment... it's so painfully obvious when a girl is obviously just showing off to friends, or winding up the competition.

  • When I was younger, I was confused on how it worked... then I started kissing and LOVED it. then it was just meh, tbh it's always just meh after being with someone past a few months. I don't know why

    • or maybe they're just a bad kisser? lol I always thought that kissing becomes better as the relationship grows more serious cuz of love & all that shit idfk tbh

    • lol i dunno, it's maybe personal boredom/short attention span

  • pretty sure we learned it from animals and they put their tongues on everything. without much thinking. if any.

    its pretty funny ritual though if you do think of it.

  • Hey, it could always be worse, right?
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  • I believe a cave woman invented it. Probably because it feels good. While it can be weird it can be magical too. I still remember a woman that i once kissed that was like sticking your tongue and lips into an electrical outlet. It was exhilarating. Never felt it before or sense.

  • Watching that video was hilarious, cringy, and uplifting at the same time😂 reminded me of how I was after the first time I made out with a girl, minus the awkwardness this fellow had during it lol Good times

  • haha it's kind of weird but it's kinda cute too

  • Not as weird as rubbing our private parts together if you think about it xD

  • It evolved out of animal behavior.

  • Our lips and tongues are packed with nerve endings, which help intensify all those dizzying sensations of being in love when we press our mouths to someone else's.

  • This was just an awkward weird not attractive kiss, kissing is sexy when done with the right person. I hate kissing now because of my experiences, doing it with just anyone now feel gross and I just refuse to, but I've had some pretty great kissing experiences.

    • so you'd never kiss anyone again?

    • Yes, my husband in my profile pic, when I marry him he can have all the smooches.

  • Can I kiss you volvag?

    • no cuz its weird af

    • Damn... rejected

  • Funny, as a girl isn't you supposed to be more into that than guys?

    • lol no

  • since no one knows who tf invented shit like that, let's just blame it on the french peoples because there's a kiss called french kiss lol just kidding :P

  • This depends on the hygiene of the kisser, whether or not he uses tongue, and if there are feelings involved to begin with. I don't like tongue, even though I've tried it numerous times expecting it to be mind-blowing.

  • Was your first kiss from someone really crappy?
    I find a kiss to be very sensual, and exciting. Or just a way to say hello or goodbye, like a quick kiss on the lips.
    It is a connection and a way to be intimate with someone.
    A good kisser should get you all excited in some way.

    • not crappy and I wouldn't say he was a bad kisser either since he had quite a bit of experience from being in a LTR for years. I just can't help but make things awkward so if anything, I probably made the kiss really weird and that's probably why I didn't feel "excited" or aroused from it - mentally at least...

    • Well, I find a kiss with someone you care about to be very sensual, and as I said a 'connection'. I hope you do experience a good kiss from someone whose kiss you will look forward to.

    • thank you

  • It's fun.

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