Has anyone ever found your stash of Sex Toys?

[Anonymous]

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

No, but one day I was watching my buddy's dog while he and his wife were on vacation. I wanted to take him for a walk and I couldn't find a leash so I went hunting for one. Found a box with sex toys. I only looked for a split second before I said "NOPE" and put it back but I still saw some things I can't un-see.

[Logorithim]

I don't have any, but when I was in the Military, my roommate did, as we found out when there was a surprise inspection. He was not embarassed, though, at least not outwardly.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I had a party in my house. Some friends brought their kids. Suddenly, while we (adults) were in the middle of a heated debate while guzzling down booze, one of the li'l girls came out of my bedroom and loudly asked "What will happen if I turn this round thing at the end of this big banana?"

[Justacatlady]

Kind of lol. When my husband and I moved, we neglected to take the batteries out of one and of course it somehow got turned on and you could hear the vibrations hahaha. We all laughed

[fauchelevent]

Not as far as I know. The only one who has regular access to our bedroom is his brother and I really doubt he's got any interest in looking through our drawers.

[laurieluvsit]

Yes! My sisters have in order to borrow things from it! ... lol

[binarybabe001]

Well.. Yeah but it wasn't what you think. Lol 😂

[Asker]

Well, what was it then?

[binarybabe001]

It was a neck massager that i used as a vibrator and my nieces and nephews found it when they were playing in my guest room while visiting it was kind of embarrassing to have one of them ask, "what's this auntie?" 😂lol

[White_Widow]

No toys to hide, let alone to find. 😂

[vishna]

No, that'd be hella awkward, but also I don't have one :)

[Claireluvskaren]

No, I keep them on a shelf in our TV room so they are on display like a museum.

[ShoeGirl24]

I don’t have a stash

[CauseNEffect]

It seems like you found mine, yes 🤐

[Hurlyburly]

Nah, I only own one and it's well hidden

[Theft]

I have a small stash but my family dosent really come in to my room at all..

[hsshannah96]

Not applicable. I have none

[Afrajakia]

Because I don't use it.

[funguy90]

No, but I have found other people's

[Asker]

How did that happen?

[funguy90]

Was house sitting/dog sitting for a friends family. Had to get the dog out of their parents bed and curiousity got best of me so I snooped in their night stand. Hit the jack pot of stuff.

[Ellie-V]

I just have one and if someone were to find Raphael, then that means they’re nosy af. It’s hidden for a reason. You don’t just “find” sex toys 😂

[Llama32]

Great answer and great name

[ghostqueen]

Luckily, no.

[Minnie97]

Our stash is in a chest at my boyfriend's, thankfully nobody ever goes over there, so no our stash has not been discovered.

[thisbutterfly81]

No, but one of these days someone will open my bedside table and either salivate or scream!!

[Ankitasingh466]

No, it's always I'm my bf's underwear.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

This risk is why I don't own sex toys
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Topaz171]

Nope

[Swaggirl1]

No..

[ultimega]

Nope. It's in a bag within another bag sealed in my bag cupboard.

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