Have you ever caught anyone masturbating and if so what did you do or say?

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I walked in my brother's room tonight and he was laying on the bed with his pants off and masturbating. It was so awkward!

wingattebaby16 · Accepted Answer

My brother jacked off on my girlfriend one night she was sleeping over and she is a heavy sleeper.. nothing wakes her.

I laid there on the floor sleeping bag and wanted to see how far he would go. He jacked off on her boobs after he pulled her shirt up and she dint wake up.. he kept looking at me to see if i was asleep.

he got really brave and ended up pulling her panties off, pulled her legs up over his shoulders and fucked her good.. came, and kept fucking her til he came again..

she moved a little and he got freaked and pulled her panties back up and her top down. ran to his room.

next morning she dint even notice her panties were all crusty..

it was the hardest thing ever laying there and NOT Jilling myself...

ultimega · Accepted Answer

My friend and I were sharing a room for an event. She thought I was sleeping but I can hear her doing it right next to me.  I just pretended like it didn't happen, felt awkward though

chnapo · Accepted Answer

Unfortunately not. I wish I would ever catch somebody masturbating. Well, I mean a girl, when I think of it, I have actually caught my cousin masturbating (male). Well it was not very difficult, we were sleeping in the same room and he thought I was already asleep. Then I heard some quick sounds of friction so I asked him what he was doing (we were maybe 12 and 13 or less) and if he was doing what I thought he was, and he first denied it but then he admitted when I insisted on him saying truth. He was feeling so awkward.

I really want to walk in on a girl masturbating!!! I had girlfriend for 3 years and she did not masturbate in front of me ONCE! And she knew how much I craved to see it.

Rexnine9 · Accepted Answer

I never caught anyone. I was caught jerking of in my car by to women in an SUV being driven by husband's or boyfriend. They laughed. I stopped. They both got in the back window and flashed me. So I opened my shirt and started stroking again. They motioned me closer so I pulled along side and let the women watch me cum all over my own chest. Wild.

Jaye234 · Answer

I caught a friend having phone sex when I was 17-18.
I went home to get a joint so I was only gone for maybe 10 minutes as I lived really close to her.
I went up to her room, the door was cracked and as I went to knock the door opened a little more, heard moaning and saw what I wish I could unsee and I left and went home.
She called me like 30 minutes later wanting to know where I was, " thought you were coming right back" I told her I did but you were busy. Lol

lyssagirl · Answer

Found my brothers porn video stash. Used it to blackmail him to keep him quiet n not say anything about sneaking my boyfriend in the house at night

cassiewang · Answer

Not with my own eyes, but my house has very. Thin. Walls...

Elise2525 · Answer

Wow that is awkward! At least he didn't walk in on you though.

I caught someone when I was 17 and in my first year of 6th form. I was at my best friend's house after class one day and I needed to pee so I went to the bathroom in her house.

I opened the unlocked door and was greeted by the sight of my friend's younger brother naked completely naked on the toilet, with an errection that he was jerkin'.

He looked so embarrassed when he saw me, he was only a year younger than me and I'd known him for a few years. I guess that makes it worse tbh.

matchrestore · Answer

I've walked in on my wife, but we don't try to hide the fact that we masturbate from each other, so I'm not sure if that counts.

MrMysteryMan · Answer

OOPS! LOL. Thankfully, I haven't.

KenzieDutcher63 · Answer

My step brother who’s 14 I caught him having sex in my room 7 months ago and I whipped his ass

mistixs · Answer

I would be mortified if someone ever caught me masturbating, so to spare the person from embarrassment, I would try to leave quietly without being noticed.

summiter · Answer

It happens... no big deal. I "caught" my roommate jerking off many times when we shared a dorm room in college. I just said a quick... excuse me and stayed outside until he finished... no big deal... he also saw me masturbating several times.

When I was a Sophomore in High School. My older sister walked in on me ( she did not know I was home) I was completely naked and mid-orgasm. She stared for what seemed forever but probably was not. I had cum all over my stomach. I was way embarrassed. Later that day she came up to me and whispered "Don't worry we all do it" We both kinda laughed and get along great to this day.

JackSmy · Answer

Caught, like them knowing you saw them?
I have seen my cousin, pillow humping, and getting off, a few times. Sometimes in panties, sometimes totally nude.
I didn't interrupt her joy, but I liked watching how she liked doing it.

Billlewis · Answer

All I ever do is masturbate, so I'm pretty easy to catch... lol

Ericalovescats · Answer

Masturbation is fun but yes I saw my brother Eric masturbating under the covers. It was dinner time and I just walked in to tell him.

I was shocked to see his penis... I just kind of backed away and giggled.

I just said dinners ready and said to my mom he was in the bathroom.

cntrytbm · Answer

One of my roommates smokes and the other has a dog. Both are girls. They tend to go out back at the same time and one day I was laying naked on my bed, touching my hard penis but not fully jacking off and they tapped on the window and made noises. I'm not 100% certain they saw what I was doing but it was dark outside and I have these blue LED lights on and the TV was on too, so I have to think they saw everything. Oddly enough, I wouldn't mind but I did cover up anyway.

OneofAkind100 · Answer

This guy friend, walked in his room laying naked, he looked at me and continued, so I sat there,, he took abit long so i opened the door again, he was like close it, close, and he came,,, a lot damn

QueenofCups · Answer

Yes. My freshman year roommate in college.

ItsyBits · Answer

I caught my younger brother once. I turned and left and kinda laughed a bit. He was super embarrassed 😂

mrmonogamous · Answer

When I was 19, my 21 girlfriend was much more “experienced” and she would often masturbate in front of me after sex. I always got her off orally, but I didn’t have the staying power to do it from PIV sex. So she diddled. She taught me that it was normal and not to be embarrassed or bashful about it. I married the next girlfriend I had (34 years and going strong!). The first time I masturbated in front of her she was really shocked. Then it became normal. She has walked in on me many times. She either says “again?” Or sometimes she’ll help me out. She has never masturbated in front of me. She says that’s her private time. I can accept that.

nishasingh1234 · Answer

I have caught my brother, my cousin also once my mom doing it when I was only 15..

Lynx122 · Answer

I've never caught anyone masturbating but I have heard a lot of people have sex over the years through walls or windows. Some were people I knew and lived with and some were random neighbors I didn't know. Even my dad once we were in Germany for a slow pitch tournament and he said he had accommodations for me and we ended up at his girlfriends place and I heard them having sex that wasn't awesome at the time but I don't care anymore now.

Kaneki05 · Answer

No but if i ever did i wouldn't make it awkward i would just by like, "wait this isn't the bar" or some other great one liner.

Or just come in and get what i came for and leave just fully ignoring so then the other person don't feel awkward.

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