How do British people have sex?

ultimega Guru

It's come to my attention that we do the deed by wearing our top hats a skew, with a cup of tea in one hand and a crumpet in the other

What do you think?

#pinkiesout

Updates:

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Almost forgot! We state that we have punctually arrived once reaching the end. My sincerest apologies.

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Anonymous
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British people don't have sex. It's considered most impolite. God forbid that anyone should unearth such a scandal (if you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. British people have sex like everyone else, fucking idiots).
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- ultimega
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  Lol well if you can tell from the tone of my question - I'm joking, dear.
- Opinion Owner
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  I gathered which is why I'm not addressing you, I'm addressing whoever would assume that British people have sex differently to everyone else.
WindowLicker Yoda
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We don't cum because it's brash and impolite. It's just three quick pumps with socks on and then we both say sorry.
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  LMFAO 😂 😂
- Mikayla03
  +1 y
  lol😂
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Hahaha Imagine that 'Oh Margaret I do apologise.' 'No its fine Authur let's put the telly on and try again next Thursday '.
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- ChocolateCheesecake
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  Lmao 😂 😂

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Purple_Babe14 Xper 7
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Lol the same way Americans have sex, XD wow these questions are getting crazier by the day. Dick to vagina, vagina to vagina, dick to butthole and a lot of other ways I want go into detail about.
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Lol hunni... it's just a joke 😂😂😂
- Purple_Babe14
  +1 y
  lol oh yeah that makes more since, Im like she's 28 and her parents never had that "talk" with her.
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Oh geez lol. I guess some dont get my humor sometimes🙃
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- Purple_Babe14
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  thanks for MHO: )
Anonymous
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That’s exactly right, we don’t moan either, we yell ‘cheerio!’.
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- ChocolateCheesecake
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  Hahaha
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Yes and yell out 'By Jove, thats the ticket!!'
- Opinion Owner
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  That’s it!
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Then ask about the weather
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Then we catch up on Jeremy Kyle

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anmari2001 Guru
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By holding a cup of tea with a pinky up
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- anmari2001
  +1 y
  And having a picture of the Queen on the ceiling to look at something hot
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Looooool
abc3643 Master
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Thinking of England.
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Jjpayne Editor
+1 y
I think it has something to do with a stick and a hole :)
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Hmm... possibly!
- Jjpayne
  +1 y
  I'm ask the spice girls actually, I'm sure they have an idea about British sex :)
- Jjpayne
  +1 y
  *id ask
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- ultimega
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  Well two can be come one after all🤔
- Jjpayne
  +1 y
  You bet they can :)
- Jjpayne
  +1 y
  Girl Power!
Miristheiss Master
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Over a cup of tea at the pub.
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  As you do, I suppose lol
Jenny4455 Yoda
+1 y
You forgot the newspaper
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elizamichale2 Xper 6
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Oh we do it the way human do i would say lol
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ChocolateCheesecake Guru
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Do you wear a big old dress like gone with the wind style?
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Of course
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Lmao noiceeeee
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  @ChetAtkins Here it is
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- ChetAtkins
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  LMAO That was awesome. I don't know how she comes up with this stuff. She needs to be a writer for a sitcom. LOL The best best question I've ever read on GAG. (not the question, but the replies) "Would you rather be tortured for days and then burned alive, or have gay sex?" I don't think I've laughed so hard in my entire life! I was crying at the replies! lol *Would it be a good looking guy? *What kind of torture are we talking about? *Can I be killed first before the burning part? There's a scene from Steve Martin's, "Comedy isn't Pretty." Steve takes his girl to a fancy French Restaurant. They have no clue what to order, because the menu is in French. His girlfriend picks the escargot. (she didn't know what it was) Their plates arrive and Steve sees what's on her plate. He calls the waiter over to the table and says: "You would think in a nice place like this, you could keep the snails off the plates!" I feel the same about crumpets, and I don't even know what they are. :)
- ChocolateCheesecake
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  @ChetAtkins she and I often laugh so hard we're crying when we chat online as well @ultimega
- ultimega
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  @ChetAtkins id say most of it occurs happens either after 3am or if I'm slightly tipsy. It's when people understand your humour is when the magic starts happening. You'll be entertained for a little while at least ! But yes I love Steve Martin's movies or even movies life Airplane and the Monty Python series are brilliant lol
- ultimega
  +1 y
  So true hun!
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Check Instagram woman
- ultimega
  +1 y
  In a mo
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Okay 🤣
- ChetAtkins
  +1 y
  Monty is a genius. I remember a scene where he was either a maitre d or restaurant owner. He asked one of his waiters to bring him a menu, but the waiter didn't understand him. After trying his hardest to explain it, he finally just walked across the room and touched it with his finger, but didn't pick it up. He wanted the waiter to bring it to him. LOL Classic British humor.
bethgurl Xper 7
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Just like how do Asian people do it
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- ultimega
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  What drink tea at the same time?
beebella Master
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With their pinkies raised while singing God Save The Queen.
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AynonOMouse Master
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https://youtu.be/nuHI9-_Moig
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Giggletr0n Guru
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You forgot eating cucumber sandwiches while praying to the Queen!
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Oh no! My sincerest regrets !
BobbyC65 Guru
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Same as everyone ales girl with girl boy with boy or boy girl.
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Right... You clearly didn't understand the joke...
NYCQuestions1976 Guru
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Indeed. With tiny giraffes galloping around on the brim of the hat.
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Hm yes. Quite remarkably so.
- NYCQuestions1976
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  Just another day in the British Isles.
LegateLanius Master
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Lol pee per friction?😂😂
DzDzhhh Xper 5
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Like normal people
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Philyouup Guru
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I think its the Dog's Bollix
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  You mean bollocks right?
- Philyouup
  +1 y
  Auto correction. Fml
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Lol it's cool mate.
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- Philyouup
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  Ha! Thanks
TheAceholeSupreme666 Xper 7
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The same as anybody else, just more discretely...
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SuccessfulHornDog Master
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I'd like to shove my crumpets up your queen mary
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legalboxers Editor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7jk7vbM98
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Mikayla03 Xper 6
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I have no idea.😂😂
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