Guys would you allow your lady to sit on your face as she reads the newspaper?

ultimega Guru

Ladies, would you do this for your man if he made this request?

It's reading time📰📚

Guys would you allow your lady to sit on your face as she reads the newspaper?

Sounds like fun 😏

Vote A

Hell naw😱

Vote B

Maybe on special occasions 🤔

Vote C

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Most Helpful Guys

FunkyMonkee Master
+1 y
I don't think I could take that much weight on my head/face. I'd rather just get between her legs, put up the "CAUTION! Slippery when wet!" sign and go to work!!
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Hey whatever works mate 👍
- FunkyMonkee
  +1 y
  Trust me! It works!!
MrOracle Influencer
+1 y
1 1 0 0
- ultimega
  +1 y
  What? I'm creative!😂😂 lmao
- MrOracle
  +1 y
  Don't get me wrong - I'm all down for dining at the Y, but I'm a dominant, and I don't do submissive AT ALL.

Most Helpful Girls

DelilahRose Xper 6
+1 y
If he really wants me to do it I will do it. But I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get much reading done but I'll try. I'll bring some snacks and a drink too...
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Lmao
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Snacks and a drink? how long you planning to keep him down there for, lmao😂😂
- DelilahRose
  +1 y
  I don't even know lol we never said a time just trying to be prepared lol
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Gurl I'm dying🤣😂🤣😂 give him a lunch break then back to it lol
- DelilahRose
  +1 y
  Oh... Yea I kinda forgot about him lol I guess he might need to eat at some point lmao
- NYCQuestions1976
  +1 y
  😂😂
Anonymous
+1 y
Hell yeah the closer she is the more I can hear her moans.
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ChetAtkins Xper 7
+1 y
If she could read to herself and shut up, I'd be fine with it.
But if she started talking out loud, it would ruin the moment, for me.
*Honey, avocados are half off!
*This train wreck is horrible
*Can you believe this jackass is running for mayor?
3 0 0 0
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  LMFAO 😂 😂
- ChetAtkins
  +1 y
  @ChocolateCheesecake I'd like to at least be able imagine that I'm doing good and she's liking it. But that's kind of hard to do when she's reading off stock prices on the Dow Jones!
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  The avocado thing made me laugh hard
MrKinktastic Guru
+1 y
Potentially.
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Cool
- MrKinktastic
  +1 y
  More or less Id have to be pretty into her and shed have to have the right personality to Top.
Socal70 Xper 1
+1 y
Any time she wants. She needs to grind it a little on your face also
2 0 0 0
Cammy137 Guru
+1 y
Sure
1 0 0 0
jimyee Guru
+1 y
Id let her sit on my face while she was doing anything.
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ChocolateCheesecake Guru
+1 y
I'm just here for the answers 🍿
1 0 0 0
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Yass queen
John83 Guru
+1 y
I would. Sounds like fun to me!
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  It would be something different 😁
DrHonesty Xper 7
+1 y
Yes ma'am
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Thank you for being honest.
beebella Master
+1 y
Why would I read the newspaper?
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Something to do, I suppose~
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Lmao 😂 😂
- beebella
  +1 y
  I'll try it with a Rubik's cube instead.
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Lmao 😂 😂 good idea
- NYCQuestions1976
  +1 y
  @ultimega @beebella @ChocolateCheesecake What about a magic 8 ball? "Will I punctually arrive?" "All signs point to YES." "Will I punctually arrive?" "Ask me again sometime." "Will I punctually arrive?" "Outlook is uncertain."
- beebella
  +1 y
  @NYCQuestions1976 Even better. 👍
- NYCQuestions1976
  +1 y
  @beebella Especially if you know what "punctually arrive" is slang for. 👍
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Lmao @NYCQuestion1976 I was wondering when you would arrive
- ultimega
  +1 y
  Crossword puzzle
NYCQuestions1976 Guru
+1 y
Can I have coffee before and after?
3 0 0 0
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  Why not during
- NYCQuestions1976
  +1 y
  @ChocolateCheesecake Yummy. I like coffee with my meat curtains.
- ChocolateCheesecake
  +1 y
  LMFAO
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  I'm frigging dying 😭😂😂 dont forget the pinkie lmao
- emoticarious
  +1 y
  are those cutains pink? ;p
- emoticarious
  +1 y
  curtains
LegateLanius Master
+1 y
I'd do it.
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Yay!
DzDzhhh Xper 5
+1 y
No..
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TheAceholeSupreme666 Xper 7
+1 y
If she sits on my face, I doubt she'll get much reading done...
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Now that would be a challenge
- TheAceholeSupreme666
  +1 y
  Would you like to test this theory?
motownplayer2000 Guru
+1 y
Probably if I wanted it
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Rawkstar26 Xper 7
+1 y
Yes!! lol
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  I'll write this down 😂😂
- Rawkstar26
  +1 y
  Good!! 😂😂
Cowboy6666 Master
+1 y
Yes i would do it for her
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  Good man !
TsubasaCorrupted Yoda
+1 y
Absolutely.
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RIVERTAY888 Yoda
+1 y
Yes l would love that she would not get much of the paper or book read lol
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- ultimega
  +1 y
  She could try! 😂😂
- RIVERTAY888
  +1 y
  Very true but she could not stay steady lol
ohskippy Xper 6
+1 y
I don't know, I think the answer might depends on the paper, as if it's a leaflet maybe, s tabloid I don't know a phone book hell no
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emoticarious Xper 5
+1 y
Yeah if she let me sit on her face too.. what about you?
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