What’s your most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?

A friend of mine had told me about the KY warming lubricant and I wanted to try it. I don’t keep anything like that on hand because I’ve never really needed it. Anyway, I bought it and couldn’t wait to use it even though it was daytime and my kiddo was in the next room. I was stupidly horny at the idea of using it that I couldn’t wait. I don’t think I’ve ever taken my jeans down so quickly and applied an irresponsible about of the oil to myself. The warmth was really nice and I suddenly got the idea in my head that I wanted it on my nipples/breasts too. So I had my top and bra lifted enough to cover my breasts in the oil and eventually that shit was dripping everywhere and covering my hands as well. I needed to roll over into my stomach to get a better position so I did, even knowing that I was going to have to wash my sheets after. Well I had literally just finished when I hear my kid knock on my locked doors. I’m standing there with my pants around my ankles, bra and and top lifted and oil dripping from every area on my body— including my hands, which would make it impossible to open the door anyway. So I had to use my comforter as a towel and wipe everything off. I had to wash sheets and my clothes immediately afterwards. Lastly, I couldn’t find the bottle of lubricant and was nervous I had wrapped it up into the laundry I had thrown in the washer. The last thing I needed was my washer falling apart from a bottle of warming lube. I found it later, where I had safely placed in with my other intimate belongings.
What’s your most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I had a girlfriend once who created my most embarrassing sexual experience. She was getting revenge because I had pantsed her when she was cleaning a large window at the front of our house... my bad, I know!

    One afternoon she talked me into letting her tie me to our bed. Ankles and wrists. I was stripped down to my underwear and she went to one of her drawers and pulled out a vibrating bullet toy. She switched it on and slipped it down the front of my pants. It felt pretty good! Then she got off the bed and picked up her phone and began dialling. 'Who are calling?' I said. 'Just some friends ' she replied. A couple of minutes later I heard the front door. My girlfriend shouted 'Come up!' Next thing I knew 4 of her friends came into our bedroom!!! They joked and giggled at me lay there with bullet buzzing away in my underwear. I closed my eyes as i could feel the inevitable about to happen! I fought it as best as I could for just a couple of minutes... The climax was immense and very wet! AND went on for too long! She left me there for about an hour after as well!

    • Wow! That's pretty crazy. Did you enjoy that? I feel like if the roles were reversed here, that could be considered a very bad situation.

  • It should have been embarrassing, but I'm not sure it was.
    My parents were downstairs watching some engrossing TV. I decided to take a shower before going off with my friends to do something or other.
    I was horny as hell (not getting any sugar at 16) and decided to have a good fap first. So I stretched out naked on my bed, lotioned up and gave it my best. It took a while but I came quite a lot. After a brief "afterglow", I reached over to the side table for the usual hand towel to mop up. I didn't want to leave a trail on the rug. Tat's when I caught my younger (14) sister's eye peeking around the door frame.

    What’s your most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?


    As soon as I saw her, she was gone. She never said anything to me or, as far as I know, out parents. But she sure got an eye full.

    • Awwwwkward. Man that sucks!

Most Helpful Girls

  • I shared a dorm room with my roommate. Our desks were positioned in the center of the room so we couldn’t see each other’s beds. She was laying in bed with her headphones on. I was really horny, so I pulled my jeans down, climbed under my covers and rubbed off. I moaned a little when I came (took about 5 mins). As I was calming down, I heard her say “Have fun? I heard you moaning over there.” I turned red and told her I had cramps. She laughed and said “No, you were getting off. I can tell the difference.”

    • LOL She had a good sense of humor about it

    • Yeah 😂😂😂

    • PrincessGrail Hugs 😉

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  • My first roommate in college found out first hand I was also into girls when she walked in on me and a girl from down the hall. Her face was buried between my legs at the time, both naked, and she moved aside to cover up when she heard the door, exposing all of me sprawled out. Roommate got an eyeful for sure before I covered myself with a pillow. Very awkward explaining everything to my roommate while the girl got dressed and I was still naked.

    • Holy shit, that's hot! What did she say afterwards?

    • After the initial shock, we talked through it all, she had questions and then we hashed out a plan for when we need time for sexual partners.

  • My husband was eating me out and I was all wet and anticipating for a good hard fuck when my sister arrived and started knocking the door and the door knob opened off giving her a

    • A full view of me naked. Thankfully my husband had his pants on. It was too embarassing.

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  • When my partner's kid walked in on us doing the deed. Needless to say, everyone in the room felt incredibly awkward and it became the 'Never speak of this' moment.

  • It's a toss up (no pun intended) between the time I was beating off my friend's horse or the time I got an accidental blow job from a near-sighted anteater.

  • Would u suck my cock if i say my story? Nothing is free. 😂

  • My girlfriend was riding me then she hurts my penis hahaha we couldn't have sex for 2 week hahaha

    But when I was full healed, she gave me the best bj of my fuckin life 🤔

    • OUCH!! That was sweet of her!

  • Sexy but funny story. Thank for sharing sweetie.

  • I got this thing called autoblow... its a dick sucking machine basically.. so I'm in my living room of my apartment giving it a test run... the walls were paper thin and i didn't want to be heard with porn blasting by neighbors so I put on headphones.. so I got some smut on the tv... this canister thats super loud sucking my dick and I guess the apt manager was knocking but I couldnt hear... anyways her and her no English speaking helper walk in and come around the corner and see that scene... and i guess stared for a bit before I noticed.. So I look over and they both looked different ways so I didn't know what to say so I said what took you so long... and the helper was trting to stare at the wall and not laugh and the mngr didn't know what to do. . i had to sign papers.. So i just walked over like nothing was up and took them and she was so in shock or something... so I'm like fuck it I'll mess with her so Im standing there butt naked with a boner like nothings up and asking questions about stupid shit... Really I was embarased as fuck... So she's trying to not look so bad and be professional but she can hardly talk and the helper was cracking up saying shit in Spanish... Then they left and then I'm like fuck I have to see this bitch daily because she's right across the hall... To bad she wasn't hot... or even close

  • caught during sex and also in masturbation. both time its too weird.

  • Ah, warming gels. Sounds like such a good idea. But they should have a warning label on them, big time. "May cause intense burning."
    My SO once bought some erotic massage oil, which we used, you know, down there, and oh man that stuff made fire in the hole. Took weeks to get over.

    But I'm glad you had fun. Barely. And too bad about all the laundry. Such is the unpredictable life of a parent, eh?

  • I was on cam with a guy with boob clamps and dildo in ass when mom walk in 😬😂

    • 😱😱😱 OH MY GOSH!! Can’t really play that off!

    • 😂😂😂

    • That's intense

  • Probably when I'm friend of mine she caught me masturbating

    • It was embarrassing but yet I kind of liked it