What do you do with your morning wood?

Leave it alone or will you play with yourself?
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  • If i get morning wood i would take care of it
    in Middle school and High school is when i
    couldn't leave the bedroom without taking care
    of it. I remember one morning masturbating than
    went to school was holding my pee too long and
    went to gym use the bathroom in locker room and
    no shit i had orgasm and cummed right there while
    using the bathroom it was so embarrassing.

  • Go take a piss because the main reason for it is not peeing yourself in the morning.

    • Hard to do with a hard on

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  • Usually I just roll on my belly and push it violently into the mattress until it goes away. I get really annoyed laying there and having it just shoot out.

    • I agree.

  • leave it

    • Fades eventually

  • i stick on a porn dvd and have a wank

  • Tell it good morning.

    • Lol!

  • Use it to cut diamonds. Its not great for intercourse though. 😞

    • How come

    • Well with it being harder than or equal to diamond on the mohs scale it cuts through things quite easily making intercourse a rather dicey affair.

    • Oh 🙄

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  • Leave it

  • Just guess

  • I fondle and caress my penis then I walked to the bathroom to pee.

    • Hard to pee with it erect

    • It's easy for me.

    • Why is that

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  • I beat the bastard untill he comes down.

    • What do you do with your morning wood?

    • Ouch

  • Stick it in my wife. She enjoys it.

    • Well that’s one way to wake her up

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