Why does my boyfriend always wake up horny?

[Anonymous]

He always starts moaning and tells me his dick is hard 🤔

Is this normal?

[DanOh2018]

No it's a serious condition, that needs daily treatment. Don't worry though you can cure it in much the same way as a snakebite lol

[Asker]

Snakebite as in suck out the venom?🤔🤔🤔 hmmm...

[DanOh2018]

Yep, it's important that you get it all, but don't worry stomach acid neutralizes it, so your perfectly safe.

[Asker]

Will it make me stronger, like antivenom 🤔🤔

[DanOh2018]

Umm, well it certainly contains lots of protein and essential amino acids... so sure :P

[Asker]

Lmao

[DanOh2018]

I told one of my HS girlfriends that it was good for her skin lol she totally bought it haha

[Asker]

No way lmao😂😂😂

[DanOh2018]

Yeah I was like, "she really bought that?" welp, better roll with it.

[Rawkstar26]

Babe!! 😂😂

[Asker]

What? It's true!!

[Rawkstar26]

I know it's true 😋😛

[Rawkstar26]

You love it!! 😘😘

[Asker]

Sometimes..

[Rawkstar26]

I'm actually turned on 80% of the time lol

[Asker]

Lawdy...

[Rawkstar26]

Thanks babes!! 😘😘

[MrOracle]

He's a male, right? Do you not know how males work?

On Wikipedia, the term "morning wood" redirects to this page:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence

[Asker]

I know. This question was written for my own amusement 😂😂

[curiousnorway]

Yes. You turns him on.

[Asker]

Well that's good I suppose 🤔

[Felinegirl]

Morning wood isn't the same as horny, it's just a physical reaction.

But if he is horny: perhaps because he's in bed with you ;p

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I'm not meaning to sound offensive. I think a girl likes to be
told other things when their boyfriend wakes up in the morning
Like telling them"Good Morning " How are you? Hope your day
is a good one!!!

[Asker]

He does do those all things, he just gets super duper horny

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yeah i see sorry for sounding so out of there

[Asker]

Sorry I know the sentence was backwards, but I hope you were able to make sense of what I said. Lol

[Asker]

No it's totally fine!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thank you my friend :)

[omgjassy]

Probably his hormones

[TonyBologna25]

Testosterone levels peak in the morning.

[Hannajenky]

Yes lol very normal

[Asker]

Okay thank you :)

[outside_Toronto]

If it always happens to him, then it's normal

[IkilledCupid_]

It's normal. This happens to me all the time

[vald9inches]

i think he is trying to tell you something lol xD

[motownplayer2000]

No it’s not normal. Need to get him checked

[DDpsy]

Yes it is.

[Kravmaga_-]

Lol it's normal , same here.

[Poormanscomedian]

Yep, all men , real men anyway, wake up with an erection and then need to pee.

[Triple7s]

Because he is a man

[GreenGold1992]

normal, tho he may have a high sex drive

[Jerre]

Quite normal. I usually wake up with a hard cock, but usually have a woman with me to take care of it.

[bananathunder]

because he is a man... this is normal

[bananathunder]

i'm sure he is just horny all the time and you only notice when he wakes up lol

[Anonymous]

No, it sounds like he might have a cramp. Tell him if he ru s it it'll go away.

[Asker]

What kind of a cramp?

[Anonymous]

A healthy young man...