Guys, How Do You Hide Your Boners?

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When You Have An Erection What Method Do You Use To Hide It?

Boppy · Accepted Answer

I tuck mine into my waistband at first opportunity (only takes a few seconds, but it'd be bad if someone saw me essentially groping myself).

Before then I'll hold something in front of it or, if cold enough, put my hands in my jacket pocket and drag it down a little to block line of sight.

In high school, I got into the (clever) habit of resting my hand on my opposite thigh, so my forearm covered it up. That way, I could seem natural if I sat like that while hiding a boner. Senior year, a friend informed me that it just appeared I was constantly hiding a boner in class. Not so clever.

coolbreeze · Accepted Answer

Discrestly. lol

PrincessGrail · Accepted Answer

If he’s my boyfriend sometimes I’ll turn my body in such a way that people can’t see his crotch. Like if we’re standing up and talking.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I've got a nice place for him to hide it.

nightdrot · Answer

Honestly, I don't try to hide it. I figure that women know enough about the anatomy of human males that there is really no need.

Frankly, the only time I was even really conscious of it was the time when I was not able to hide it. My girlfriend and I went to a nudist beach. I was naked, she was naked and there were a few other really hot women on the beach.

Well, my male instincts took over and nature took its course and there I was with a very hard erection. Solved when my girlfriend and I found a somewhat secluded spot and had sex on the beach.

The only thing I can add in my defense is that I was not the only guy on that beach who was - ahem - stimulated.

Julie_TS · Answer

Hmmm... tucking is always an option. ;)

ItsMeYPJ · Answer

by avoiding situations where you'd get one it has a succes rate of 100% I can confirm

EpicDweeb · Answer

My dick is curved and it fits along the curve of my leg so it tucks in very discretely around my waist-line.

devilman666 · Answer

Waistband usually, sometimes if I'm wearing tight jeans then I can hide it by pressing it against my leg, but then it makes more of a bulge compared to the waistline method.

eagleriverjohn · Answer

I tend to wear slightly baggy pants, so it's easier to hide. When I can't hide it that way I just try hiding it with something in my hand or, if I have nothing in my hands, I'll just try to make it go away as quick as I can. If someone sees me, oh well, it's likely involuntary so I'm not as embarrassed.

Adam1978 · Answer

In my pants.

pierre7i · Answer

It always happens when I'm having aromatherapy massage, it's easy to conceal it whilst I'm laying on my front, but when the therapist gets me to turn over there's no hiding place, even when she drapes a towel across my middle 🍆

I usually go to the same spa + therapist, she's gotten used to it by now and though that boner is very persistant, nothing sexual occurs 😯😁🙂

Bluebot · Answer

I usually sit down or hold something infront of it 😂 There’s not a lot of ways left to hide after you’ve reached a certain size 😂😂

HomerJSimpson · Answer

I just say that I ate a banana

Girther10 · Answer

Hide? It’s not possible I just try to act normal

Billy96 · Answer

In school would put books in front of my pants like a shield 😂😂

Maraneva · Answer

I kinda try to wrestle it. More apt for a private message though😂

sawno · Answer

My body responds quite well to a mental desire not to get one.
But if i can't help it or want it because i am at the back of the bus for example and i just want to admire the hot ladies in front of me. Then i could just make sure it is completely pointing up, it will get harder and larger but because its already in its up position it does not press against my pants as hard and thus isn't that noticable.

NathanV · Answer

My girlfriend & I just display ours to each other

TadCurious · Answer

It depends on what I'm wearing. But in general I put my hand in my pants pocket and try to reposition it so it's not sticking straight out. Which it can do noticeably if I'm wearing boxers (some of which don't have a button-close fly) and thin fabric dress pants.

MecheD · Answer

Depends on when and where at home. Never  Out in public big ass shirt 😂

derek2017 · Answer

i sit with my legs crossed sometimes...

Dargil · Answer

I call it "the quick sweep". I quickly turn to face a way where nobody is looking. I slide my hand down the front of my pants and aim Junior due north under or near my belt. The I go sit down someplace if I can.

AlexBlack007 · Answer

By distributing the blood flow to other body parts. 😐

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