Would you rather... Boring sex or amazing masturbation?

Would you rather have a super long and passionate sex session with a girl/guy that was super into it, but only in "boring" positions and with no "flare", or find a girl/guy that had almost identical kinks and interests as you, including the darkest and weirdest, most bizarre stuff that turns you on, but you can only watch online porn videos with her all day while the two of you masturbated as much as you wanted?

Explanations:
"Boring" positions like missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, and reverse cowgirl... Basically the "big 4 fucks" as I like to call them.
"No flare", as in, no dirty talking or verbal interaction of any significance, no intercourse other than vaginal intercourse, no foreplay like handjobs or blowjobs, no hair-pulling or spanking, and so on and so forth... Just the good ol' in-out-repeat for as long as you both want, but once you both orgasm, the day is done and it's time for bed. Basically, the two of you can go for as long as you want having actual sex, but you have virtually no non-physical means of communication and you can assume that the other person is only interested in the basic sex positions above.

In the second option, the two of you can masturbate yourselves, like the guy jerking off and her fingering herself, without touching each other. You can talk as much as you like and about anything you want, and ask each other any questions that you want to ask. You have unlimited access to all free internet porn sites and the fastest download speeds available. You can both orgasm as often as you'd like. You have access to any "toys" and whatever equipment you might need to enjoy yourself, but you can only use it on yourselves. You can go wherever you want and are not limited to one room or location. Basically, you get to share your deepest darkest kinks with someone that is equally interested and passionate about them, exploring each others' thoughts and peculiarities, but there can be no physical interaction between the two of you.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • boring sex is one of the worst thing that can happen!
    fortunately it is very rare, I remember only one experience where i fake cuming and hided the condom really fast, so she could not see I did not cum. then i played the tired guy and she left.

  • Give me the sex

    because imagine having a person you wanna fuck right next to you but never being able to fuck them

    That would but hell

Most Helpful Girl

  • I will take the amazing masturbation over boring sex. A partner would be better.

    • This is why I like video chat cumming :)

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Could work, but at least add oral

  • Sex is better then being alone

  • I would much rather masturbate than have sex!
    Because I can masturbate when ever I want!
    I can masturbate anywhere I want!
    I love to edge very much I really like when I edge because I have more pre cum! I have fantastic orgasms followed by mind blowing ejaculations I also cum a lot more and shoot my sperm more rather than dribbling!
    Sometimes I almost pass out!
    I have been masturbating for over 50 years almost every day!
    I will admit it I just love to play with my hard cock and cum all over it!!
    I love to masturbate I really love to make myself cum!!!

  • Sex is always better than masturbation

  • Wow. Bad choices but I'd. pick boring.

    • They were meant to both be bad for different reasons. Thought it'd be interesting to see how many people favored physical contact over mental stimulation and vice versa.

  • I'll go for the 2nd option, it's more about have intrest and have fun, not only have sex like a dog.

  • My choice is for amazing mastrubation.

  • You should be allowed to talk to the person you are having boring sex with come on this scenario is a bit weighted to number 2

  • Amazing masterbation for sure!!

  • Boring sex.

  • Definitely masturbation. I'm masturbating plenty these times because I don't have a female companion to share with

  • The second option sounds like heaven

  • Boring sex

  • Masturbating

  • Sex is better 🔥🔥🔥

  • Dont matter if you love that person

  • I'm game rigjt now

  • Masturbating