Would you rather... Boring sex or amazing masturbation?
Explanations:
"Boring" positions like missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, and reverse cowgirl... Basically the "big 4 fucks" as I like to call them.
"No flare", as in, no dirty talking or verbal interaction of any significance, no intercourse other than vaginal intercourse, no foreplay like handjobs or blowjobs, no hair-pulling or spanking, and so on and so forth... Just the good ol' in-out-repeat for as long as you both want, but once you both orgasm, the day is done and it's time for bed. Basically, the two of you can go for as long as you want having actual sex, but you have virtually no non-physical means of communication and you can assume that the other person is only interested in the basic sex positions above.
In the second option, the two of you can masturbate yourselves, like the guy jerking off and her fingering herself, without touching each other. You can talk as much as you like and about anything you want, and ask each other any questions that you want to ask. You have unlimited access to all free internet porn sites and the fastest download speeds available. You can both orgasm as often as you'd like. You have access to any "toys" and whatever equipment you might need to enjoy yourself, but you can only use it on yourselves. You can go wherever you want and are not limited to one room or location. Basically, you get to share your deepest darkest kinks with someone that is equally interested and passionate about them, exploring each others' thoughts and peculiarities, but there can be no physical interaction between the two of you.
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