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Normally when you have an erection, it's difficult to pee. The muscle that closes off the urethra is designed to stay clamped down when you're erect, and you kind of have to mentally work a bit to relax it, and that's not always easy to do.The other problem is that when your dick is pointing up, and you're trying to pee down, that's a problem.Then, if you've had sex or ejaculated, there is often a bit of semen at the tip that kind of glues the hole shut, which results in "Spray" instead of "Stream" or you get a stream but in a random direction.Every guy has experienced this at least a few times:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK3ur0zm1U8
Thank for the info. I have wondered also.
Very much so. Believe it or not the male anatomy is actually designed that way on purpose, and if you think about it it makes sense. Essentially as the male becomes more...“aroused” the swelling in that particular area caused by increased blood flow cuts off the urinal tract so as to avoid any unfortunate incidents during the acts meant to follow... “arousal”. Though it is possible to urinate while you have an erection it typically takes a lot of effort focused on doing exactly that.
Perhaps the question should have been can you still hit the bowl with morning wood
Yes, all I have to do is squat over the bowl and lean forward. Sitting doesn't work because I end up touching the bowl with the tip🤮
Is it true that if a guy pees sitting down with an erection that it usually shoots through the gap between the seat and bowl into his trousers
Yes, it can happen. That is part of the reason I lean forward. I aim for the middle part of the bowl. The downside is it comes out with so much velocity I sometimes get splash back. Why do you think so many men want to install urinals in their homes. Wives are just mean and won't let them.😂
Another reason why women like to shower before men in the morning
Ya, but you should shower together so you can let "no good bone go to waist"😂
@nathanp97 morning wood for the win!!!
"Sitting doesn't work because I end up touching the bowl with the tip.". Same here and that's not something I want to happen. Gross.
@nathanp97 I also agree with you on the showering together thing. As long as you have rails and a suction mat. But the word is "waste.". Haha
Yes years of practice
Shower together? What man actually likes standing in the cold corner while the woman hogs all the way too hot boiling water?
Dude, twist the shower head around so it sprays more broadly.
Then she relocates to the new spot. Suddenly you realize you are standing on the side of the tub just there to hand her shower condiments. Like a bath assistant.
@Charlie_King Omg, dude. You're such a pessimist.
And I would LOVE to be my wife's "bath assistant". OMG. Are you kidding?
No I'm a troll :D
OMG. Lmao. SMH. I hate you, dude.
Hahaha 👍you got sucked in deep.
I can yes lol
When the penis is perpendicular to your body I would have to say YES... then OUCH!
Oh yeah. This is true.
41 of you motherfuckers lied out your millimeter Peter's. Morning wood is a total pain in the ass and just shows up unannounced to wish you a happy morning of misery. God forbid I had to pee and practically crouch over the toilet in order to actually make it in the bowl. God played one big ass cruel joke on us with that one. He's probably laughing it up in heaven rn.
“It’s difficult to urinate with an erection because the chambers within the penis that engorge with blood during an erection — the corpora cavernosa and the corpora spongiosum — compress the urethra,” explains Ajay Nangia, professor and vice chair of urology at the University of Kansas Medical Center.
It's hard to pee with wood anytime, but usually you have to pee in the morning most so that's when you notice it the most. Unless you really have to pee bad, it doesn't cause much or any distress or pain. And nothing kills a woody like having to take a massive pee, so even if you do have to pee real bad you can usually do it in a short time.
The younger you are the harder it is. As the man age the angle of the hard on changes. When a man is a teenager the penis is straight up and by the time they are in their 70s it is pointing almost straight down. Also as the man ages the penis also looses firmness.
Not sure how to vote.Morning wood in an erection but frequently non-sexual. If it's fully hard, it may take a while to "let down" and get it through and the stream will be weak. But the act of peeing with morning wood rapidly softens the erection and pee comes out easier.
It's a little more difficult than normal, but not too distressing. I can usually pee if I lean forward so that it can point down, haha. What's truly annoying is having to suddenly having to pee before sex but after foreplay when you're really turned on and about to have sex but then you have to be like "sorry I have to go pee first", in those cases it's usually much more difficult.
Oh god damn it's a pain in the ass. You've got to sit down on the toilet and wait a little while for it to go a little soft. The son of a bitch just wants to be hard and point upwards, so you do have to wait a while and try not to think about anything remotely arousing.
Aside from the slight annoyance of having to bend the entire erection towards the toilet bowl, it's not much of an irritation. It can sometimes be messy right after sex. Just wipe the bowl if you overspray.
Yes it is.. its actually because men can only do one at a time. Mornings are the time with the most buildup of urine so we get rock hard and can't cum easily but can't pee till we cum.. you girls love it and dont ve afraid to hop on every morn if you wanna use it.. dont worry about us... just do your thing... i love that shit.
But she should let you pee first. Don't worry; the wood will come back.
No it doesn't.. its the first wood.. hence the name.. morning wood.. anything after is a hard-on... however hard this hard on is its hardness is on but not on like a morning wood hardest-on
Lmao. Dude, there's no difference. If anything, the post-pee hard-on is a much better tree because there's nothing to distract it from doing its job properly.
First, morning wood is not that common for me. Second, it goes away pretty quickly unless it's tampered with, if you know what I mean. Otherwise, when it comes to peeing with a boner, I would have to go outside and pee in a very weird position. There is no way I can pee accurately, the stream tends to have a much higher pressure than usual and it's somewhat uncomfortable.
The difficulty is with aiming.You dont have to do a handstand though, you can sort of bend over and start peeing some distance from the bowl and walk towards the bowl mid stream as the pressure backs off taking care not to accidentally flex the wrong muscle and piss all up the wall or into your own face.
Lmao. Yes. This is accurate.
Oh yes. He doesn't cooperate and is uncomfortable. It's best to get into a habit of taking a shower in the morning so you don't make a mess if the toilet.
I've never faced any issue. Middle of the night also I wake up and pee with an erect penis. It's supposed to be good because it helps in knowing that your blood flow to the penis is good.
Im able to wait. But sometimes if I pee it actually feels pleasurable with morningwood. A mini orgasm. For sure if I masturbate when I have morning wood but also have to pee. The orgasm feels insanely good.
And it's ownly stress from not being able to aim down to the toilet specially with how big and tall I am definitely is not good😂
I voted "It's difficult to pee but it doesn't cause any distress."For me, if I have a full erection I wouldn't even try to pee because it just wouldn't work. If it's only a partial erection however I can pee but I won't be able to control the stream as accurately. But even though I usually wake up with morning wood it's like my body somehow knows to suppress the erection and make it subside enough for me to empty my bladder after being out of bed for a few minutes.
Generally being just erect doesn’t prevent peeing, there’s a level of arousal beyond that where it becomes (for me) impossible and that impossibility lasts post orgasm for a few minutes. Morning wood doesn’t normally shut off pee for me.That said it’s more awkward but not impossible. In any case morning wood for me can last a while lying in bed but if I get up and move around goes away pretty fast.
The reason you have the erection is that it's the time of your sexual peak each day in your Circadian rhythm. The fact that you have a full bladder adds even more pressure to the prostate, further triggering more erective response.
It's fucking annoying. Times are inconsistent, sometimes you're just standing there for 1-7 minutes waiting for it to fade, in the hope there isn't some random sexual thought that flies by, which resets everything again. Peeing with morning wood, at least for me, is impossible.in my opinion the only downside of the male genital.
did you vote?
Yes mistixs, I voted, like always. 😜
Omg- the brain control. Facts
It's impossible. But all you have to do is wait for it to go down. And it doesn't take that long. As long as you ignore it and don't focus on the hardness thereby prolonging it. Your body knows what is more important at any given moment. It will take care of itself.
Technically no, for me. As in I can pee just fine if I wanted to.It's just almost impossible to aim & the act of aiming (moving/ directing it) will make it impossible to pee.Finding an uncomfortable medium it the only way to do things if you can't wait it out.
I can piss with morning wood it's just a pain to do so trying to get my dick being as big as it is to bend down to point and aim instead of pointing straight up. I have to push down hard but not to hard where i hurt myself just to point and shoot.
I just hold it and direct it properly. Simple actually.
Most definitely.. you almost need to squat and lower yourself... my penis tends to be more vertical in nature so when it's full staff.. lord I gotta lean over the toilet and bend the knees a bit to hit my target
That photo is cringe worthy, there is always piss on the floor by urinals and he's doing a hand stand. Like nails on a chalkboard
If I have morning wood preventing me from comfortably aiming down, I just back away from the toilet so gravity can take care of it.
Its only difficult in terms of angles/geometry. Not distressing or irritating as your quiz implies.
Finally a question I can answer! 😆😆It can restrict the flow, but it's not uncomfortable.
So many guys find it difficult? I just lean over the toilet to get dem angles.
No morning wood for me equals no trouble peeing. That's one good thing about having a limp dick.
What you to no morning wood. Is there something wrong with your finger. I'm still hard as a rock every morning.
It's not at all difficult to pee but it's hard to aim. lol
My penis point's down when it's hard even in the morning so it's easy two go pee pee. And I love peeing. :)
imagine you tried to spray a hose downward, but the hose won't bend and won't point down and you can't turn the water off until its all gone
Let's be clear, the peeing is easy, keeping the pee from the walls is hard as hell. (pun intended).Good time for a morning shower.
Its more or an annoyance than anything.I think anyone with common sense can aim properly, but it can be pretty annoying.
Yeah because your not supposed to be able to pre with a boner. That's why you don't hear of guys pissing in chicks during sex. And if they did their sick was a wet noodle.
It's not difficult to pee, but it can be difficult to aim
It's easier when i got morning wood to pee. It's harder when it turtles up.
Yes in Middle School , i would jack off every morning due to Morning Woodthan i went down and pee.
it's fairly irritating yes, usually in the form of WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I PISS
It’s not difficult to pre with an erection. So I use the toilet while I have morning wood.
helps me get rid of morning wood. no discomfort at all
It causes little discomfort but nothing to worry about.
It's natural by sexual thinking every day my dick is up and i have to jerk off and then pee... but i enjoy it... Morning jerkoff
I’ve never had this issue but apparently a lot of guys have?
But since I can’t aim well my wife has a harder time cleaning it up
I don't have the experience to answer this question
Yes it just requires flexibility, think planking LoL
I wait until it goes away. Usually, I'm not that desperate for a pee.
It can be a pain sometimes but nothing to lose sleep over
I'm able to use the bathroom but sometimes it's hard to get the right angle
I just enjoy the wood a moment... it goes away and I pee!
Definitely not difficult... I love morning wood on me
I asked my husband. He said it’s not harder to pee, just harder to aim.
your not supposed to be able to pee with wood if you can without difficulty i'd seek medical advice.
Not difficult, I like to hold it and play alone in bed..
Yes it is very difficult you have to stand about three feet back
I will usually just jerk off & then pee. Its so hard I cum fast lol
When I erect my uncircumcised penis diffucult pee. My foreskin is very tight can not pull back
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